Part One.
You tend to notice the strawberry tart in Kranzler's cafe a lot more when your diet forbids you to have any.
Well, lately I've begun to feel much the same way about women. Only I'm not on a diet, so much as simply finding myself ignored by the waitress. There are so many pretty ones about too. Women, I mean, although I could as easily fuck a waitress as any other kind of female. There was one woman a couple of years ago.
I was in love with her, only she disappeared. Well, that happens to a lot of people in this city. But since then it's just been casual affairs. And now, to see me on Unter den Linden, head one way and then the other, you would think that I was watching a hypnotist's pendulum. I don't know, maybe it's the heat.
This summer, Berlin's as hot as a baker's armpit. Or maybe it's just me, turning forty and going a bit coochie-coo near babies. Whatever the reason, my urge to procreate is nothing short of bestial, which of course women see in your eyes, and then leave you well alone.
Despite that, in the long hot summer of 1938, bestiality was callously enjoying something of an Aryan renaissance.
Chapter 1
Friday, 26 August.
'Just like a fucking cuckoo.'
'What is?'
Bruno Stahlecker looked up from his newspaper.
'Hitler, who else?'
My stomach sank as it sensed another of my partner's profound analogies to do with the Nazis. 'Yes, of course,' I said firmly, hoping that my show of total comprehension would deter him from a more detailed explanation. But it was not to be.
'No sooner has he got rid of the Austrian fledgling from the European nest than the Czechoslovakia one starts to look precarious.' He smacked the newspaper with the back of his hand. 'Have you seen this, Bernie? German troop movements on the border of the Sudetenland.'
'Yes, I guessed that's what you were talking about.' I picked up the morning mail and, sitting down, started to sort through it. There were several cheques, which helped to take the edge off my irritation with Bruno. It was hard to believe, but clearly he'd already had a drink. Normally a couple of stops away from being monosyllabic (which I prefer being a shade taciturn myself) booze always made Bruno chattier than an Italian waiter.
'The odd thing is that the parents don't notice. The cuckoo keeps throwing out the other chicks, and the foster parents keep on feeding it.'
'Maybe they hope that he'll shut up and go away,' I said pointedly, but Bruno's fur was too thick for him to notice. I glanced over the contents of one of the letters and then read it again, more slowly.
'They just don't want to notice. What's in the post?'
'Hmm? Oh, some cheques.'
'Bless the day that brings a cheque. Anything else?'
'A letter. The anonymous kind. Someone wants me to meet him in the Reichstag at midnight.'
'Does he say why?'
'Claims to have information about an old case of mine. A missing person that stayed missing.'
'Sure, I remember them like I remember dogs with tails. Very unusual. Are you going?'
I shrugged. 'Lately I've been sleeping badly, so why not?'
'You mean apart from the fact that it's a burnt-out ruin, and it isn't safe to go inside? Well, for one, it could be a trap. Someone might be trying to kill you.'
'Maybe you sent it, then.'
He laughed uncomfortably. 'Perhaps I should come with you. I could stay out of sight, but within earshot.'
'Or gunshot?' I shook my head. 'If you want to kill a man you don't ask him to the sort of place where naturally he'll be on his guard.' I tugged open the drawer of my desk.
To look at there wasn't much difference between the Mauser and the Walther, but it was the Mauser that I picked up. The pitch of the grip, the general fit of the pistol made it altogether more substantial than the slightly smaller Walther, and it lacked for nothing in stopping-power. Like a fat cheque, it was a gun that always endowed me with a feeling of quiet confidencs when I slipped it into my coat pocket. I waved the gun in Bruno's direction.
'And whoever sent me the party invitation will know I'm carrying a lighter.'
'Supposing there's more than one of them?'
'Shit, Bruno, there's no need to paint the devil on the wall. I can see the risks, but that's the business we're in. Newspapermen get bulletins, soldiers get dispatches and detectives get anonymous letters. If I'd wanted sealing-wax on my mail I'd have become a damned lawyer.'
Bruno nodded, tugged a little at his eyepatch and then transferred his nerves to his pipe the symbol of our partnership's failure. I hate the paraphernalia of pipe-smoking: the tobacco-pouch, the cleaner, the pocket-knife and the special lighter. Pipe-smokers are the grandmasters of fiddling and fidgeting, and as great a blight on our world as a missionary landing on Tahiti with a boxful of brassieres. It wasn't Bruno's fault, for, in spite of his drinking and his irritating little habits, he was still the good detective I'd rescued from the obscurity of an out-of-the-way posting to a Kripo station in Spreewald. No, it was me that was at fault: I had discovered myself to be as temperamentally unsuited to partnership as I would have been to the presidency of the Deutsche Bank. But looking at him I started to feel guilty. 'Remember what we used to say in the war? If it's got your name and address on it, you can be sure it'll be delivered.'
'I remember,' he said, lighting his pipe and returning to his V/lkischer Beobachter. I watched him reading it with bemusement.
'You could as well wait for the town-crier as get any real news out of that.'
'True. But I like to read a paper in the morning, even if it is a crock of shit.
I've got into the habit.' We were both silent for a moment or two. 'There's another one of those advertisements in here: Rolf Vogelmann, Private Investigator, Missing Persons a speciality.'
'Never heard of him.'
'Sure you have. There was another ad in last Friday's classified. I read it out to you. Don't you remember?' He took his pipe out of his mouth and pointed the stem at me. 'You know, maybe we should advertise, Bernie.'
'Why? We've got all the business we can handle, and more. Things have never been better, so who needs the extra expense? Anyway, it's reputation that counts in this line of business, not column inches in the Party's newspaper. This Rolf Vogelmann obviously doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Think of all the Jewish business that we get. None of our clients reads that kind of shit.'
'Well, if you don't think we need it, Bemie '
'Like a third nipple.'
'Some people used to think that was a sign of luck.'
'And quite a few who thought it reason enough to burn you at the stake.'
'The devil's mark, eh?' He chuckled. 'Hey, maybe Hitler's got one.'
'Just as surely as Goebbels has a cloven hoof. Shit, they're all from hell.
Every damn one of them.'
I heard my footsteps ringing on a deserted K/nigsplatz as I approached what was left of the Reichstag building. Only Fismarck, standing on his plinth, hand on sword, in front of the western doorway, his head turned towards me, seemed prepared to offer some challenge to my being there. But as I recalled he had never been much of an enthusiast for the German parliament had never even set foot in the place and so I doubted that he'd have been much inclined to defend the institution on which his statue had, perhaps symbolically, turned its back.
