The One from the Other

Americas, after New York and Chicago.

The population of three million called themselves portenos--the people of the port--which sounds pleasantly romantic. My two friends and I called ourselves refugees, which sounded better than fugitives. But that's what we were. Rightly or wrongly, there was a kind of justice awaiting all of us back in Europe, and our Red Cross passports concealed our true identities. I was no more Dr. Carlos Hausner than Adolf Eichmann was Ricardo Klement or Herbert Kuhlmann was Pedro Geller. This was fine with the Argentines. They didn't care who we were or what we'd done during the war. Even so, on that cool and damp winter morning in July 1950, it seemed there were still certain official proprieties to be observed.

An immigration clerk and a customs officer came aboard the ship and, as each passenger presented his documents, they asked questions. If these two didn't care who we were or what we'd done, they did a good job giving us the opposite impression. The mahogany-faced immigration clerk regarded Eichmann's flimsy-looking passport and then Eichmann himself as if both had arrived from the center of a cholera epidemic. This wasn't so far from the truth. Europe was only just recovering from an illness called Nazism that had killed more than fifty million people.

'Profession?' the clerk asked Eichmann.

Eichmann's meat cleaver of a face twitched nervously. 'Technician,' he said, and mopped his brow with a handkerchief. It wasn't hot, but Eichmann seemed to feel a different kind of heat from anyone else I ever met.

Meanwhile, the customs official, who smelled like a cigar factory, turned to me. His nostrils flared as if he could smell the money I was carrying in my bag, and then he lifted his cracked lip off his bamboo teeth in what passed for a smile in that line of work. I had about thirty thousand Austrian schillings in that bag, which was a lot of money in Austria, but not such a lot of money when it was converted into real money. I didn't expect him to know that. In my experience, customs officials can do almost anything they want except be generous or forgiving when they catch sight of large quantities of currency.

'What's in the bag?' he asked.

'Clothes. Toiletries. Some money.'

'Would you mind showing me?'

'No,' I said, minding very much. 'I don't mind at all.'

I heaved the bag onto a trestle table and was just about to unbuckle it when a man hurried up the ship's gangway, shouting something in Spanish and then, in German, 'It's all right. I'm sorry I'm late. There's no need for all this formality. There's been a misunderstanding. Your papers are quite in order. I know because I prepared them myself.'

He said something else in Spanish about the three of us being important visitors from Germany, and immediately the attitude of the two officials changed. Both men came to attention. The immigration clerk facing Eichmann handed him back his passport, clicked his heels, and then gave Europe's most wanted man the Hitler salute with a loud 'Heil Hitler' that everyone on deck must have heard.

Eichmann turned several shades of red and, like a giant tortoise, shrank a little into the collar of his coat, as if he wished he might disappear. Kuhlmann and I laughed out loud, enjoying Eichmann's embarrassment and discomfort as, snatching back his passport, he stormed down the gangway and onto the quay. We were still laughing as we joined Eichmann in the back of a big black American car with a sign displayed in the windshield, VIANORD.

'I don't think that was in the least bit funny,' said Eichmann.

'Sure you don't,' I said. 'That's what makes it so funny.'

'You should have seen your face, Ricardo,' said Kuhlmann. 'What on earth possessed him to say that, of all things? And to you, of all people?' Kuhlmann started to laugh again. 'Heil Hitler, indeed.'

'I thought he made a pretty good job of it,' I said. 'For an amateur.'

Our host, who had jumped into the driver's seat, now turned around to shake our hands. 'I'm sorry about that,' he told Eichmann. 'Some of these officials are just pig-ignorant. In fact, the words we have for pig and public official are the same. Chanchos. We call them both chanchos. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that idiot believes Hitler is still the German leader.'

'God, I wish he was,' murmured Eichmann, rolling his eyes into the roof of the car. 'How I wish he was.'

'My name is Horst Fuldner,' said our host. 'But my friends in Argentina call me Carlos.'

'Small world,' I said. 'That's what my friends in Argentina call me. Both of them.'

Some people came down the gangway and peered inquisitively through the passenger window at Eichmann.

'Can we get away from here?' he asked. 'Please.'

'Better do as he says, Carlos,' I said. 'Before someone recognizes Ricardo here and telephones David Ben- Gurion.'

'You wouldn't joke about that if you were in my shoes,' said Eichmann. 'The soaps would stop at nothing to kill me.'

Fuldner started the car and Eichmann relaxed visibly as we drove smoothly away.

'Since you mentioned the soaps,' said Fuldner. 'It's worth discussing what to do if any of you is recognized.'

'Nobody's going to recognize me,' Kuhlmann said. 'Besides, it's the Canadians who want me, not the Jews.'

'All the same,' said Fuldner. 'I'll say it anyway. After the Spanish and the Italians, the soaps are the country's largest ethnic group. Only we call them los Russos, on account of the fact that most of the ones who are here came to get away from the Russian czar's pogrom.'

'Which one?' Eichmann asked.

'How do you mean?'

'There were three pogroms,' said Eichmann. 'One in 1821, one between 1881 and 1884, and a third that got started 1903. The Kishinev Pogrom.'

'Ricardo knows everything about Jews,' I said. 'Except how to be nice to them.'

'Oh, I should think the most recent pogrom,' said Fuldner.

'It figures,' said Eichmann, ignoring me. 'The Kishinev was the worst.'

'That's when most of them came to Argentina, I think. There are as many as a quarter of a million Jews here in Buenos Aires. They live in three main neighborhoods, which I advise you to steer clear of. Villa Crespo along Corrientes, Belgrano, and Once. If you think you are recognized, don't lose your head, don't make a scene. Keep calm. Cops here are heavy-handed and none too bright. Like that chancho on the boat. If there's any kind of trouble, they're liable to arrest you and the Jew who thinks he's recognized you.'

'So, there's not much chance of a pogrom here, then?' observed Eichmann.

'Lord, no,' said Fuldner.

'Thank goodness,' said Kuhlmann. 'I've had enough of all that nonsense.'

'We haven't had anything like that since what's called Tragic Week. And even that was mostly political. Anarchists, you know. Back in 1919.'

'Anarchists, Bolsheviks, Jews, they're all the same animal,' said Eichmann, who had become unusually talkative.

'Of course, during the last war, the government issued an order forbidding all Jewish immigration to Argentina. But more recently things have changed. The Americans have put pressure on Peron to soften our Jewish policy. To let them come and settle here. I wouldn't be surprised if there were more Jews on that boat than anyone else.'

'That's a comforting thought,' said Eichmann.

'It's all right,' insisted Fuldner. 'You're quite safe here. Portenos don't give a damn about what happened in Europe. Least of all to the Jews. Besides, nobody believes half of what's been in the English-language papers and on the newsreels.'

'Half would be quite bad enough,' I murmured. It was enough to push a stick through the spokes of a conversation I was starting to dislike. But mostly it was just Eichmann I disliked. I much preferred the other Eichmann. The one who had spent the last four weeks saying almost nothing, and keeping his loathsome opinions to himself. It was too soon to have much of an opinion about Carlos Fuldner.

From the back of his well-oiled head I judged Fuldner to be around forty. His German was fluent but with a