“Student housing had a computer program that matched incoming freshmen with their opposites. Diversity training 101. They were together through sophomore year, though by then Elaine was hanging out with Bobby in his off-campus apartment. Then Bobby, Elaine and Zelda went to Florence for their junior year. They shared a villa in the hills above the city with a few kids from the University of Bologna who were enrolled in the same program. Senior year the three of them got a country place in Hopewell, New Jersey, an easy commute to Princeton.”
“Recapturing the thrill of Tuscany?” I asked.
“Or togetherness. According to the boys at Princeton, Elaine, Zelda and Bobby ran as a pack. Inseparable. Iku had dropped out of the clique by now, either because of her academic schedule, or because she and Zelda were on the outs, or both.”
“On the outs? How come?”
“If you believe Bobby’s dear friend back at Princeton, Zelda was the jealous type. Especially when it came to Bobby and Elaine.”
“Or maybe just another rift between the arts and sciences,” I said.
“Maybe.”
“Meanwhile, Elaine ends up in an art gallery and Bobby works the help desk at Eisler, Johnson. Thy art, where goest thou?”
“Up his nose, probably. While Elaine was getting her art history MBA at Columbia, Bobby was working the bar at CBGB and studying a famous Columbian agricultural product. Intensely enough to wind up in a rehab tank in Connecticut.”
“I think I know that place.”
“Bobby’s disappointed parents paid the fare with the proviso that Bobby make something of his life, like get into the financial trades like his daddy did and stop all this artistic foolishness. Hence the MSc in computer science and the IT department at Eisler, Johnson.”
“And Elaine’s still his girlfriend?” I asked.
“Yes. According to What’s-his-name at Princeton, whose card is in my pocket, but am I going to call him? Not likely.”
“Is cruelty in the service of the truth actually cruel or merely expedient?”
“I let him kiss me. Better men have earned less.”
“Elaine,” I said, “was she a particularly committed girlfriend to Bobby, or did she, you know …”
“Did she play the field? Definitely.”
“What’s-his-name confirmed that?” I asked.
“He called her omnivorous. Claimed personal experience, but that doesn’t undermine the testimony. It was universally believed that she and Zelda were as much an item as she and Bobby, but again, no empirical evidence.”
Jackie said Elaine’s relationship with Bobby was assumed to be a safe haven from whence occasional forays were made. No evidence that this was reciprocal, nor that it wasn’t.
“All this from only two guys?”
“You remember the college social scene? Everybody’s business is everybody’s?”
“I never socialized, but I’ll take your word for it.”
A phone mounted on the wall of the interview room rang and made us both jump. Jackie answered and heard Ross tell her the leadership of the Southampton Town Police Force bore waiting with the patience of Job, but that even Job had his limits.
“We’re on our way,” she said.
When I stood up, she put her hand on my shoulder and gently pushed me back down.
“Before we go, do you remember Oswald Endicott?” she asked me. “He was the Director of Finance for TSS. His office was next to yours.”
“I remember Ozzie. Hard to forget now that his name keeps popping up. Not a bad guy. Worked like a bastard. Was always leaning over his file cabinet. Good at what he did. Loved surprise audits, which happened to us a lot, especially near the end.”
“Any reason why he’d refuse to cooperate with Tucker, Blenheim?”
“Who’re they?”
She stiffened.
“The outside counsel Donovan retained to look at your severance. Christ, Sam, you’re paying me way too much to ignore everything I tell you.”
“I’m not paying you anything.”
“Apparently Ozzie wouldn’t answer his phone, or the door, when they sent an associate up to Connecticut to interview him.”
I tried to get a better picture of Ozzie in my mind. What I saw was a disheveled workaholic. Obsessed with detail and precision. But joyfully so, because it came to him so easily. The perfect guy for the job, which is why I rarely thought about him, because he rarely gave me any trouble.
“What’s Ozzie got to do with this?” I asked.
“He’s also refused to cooperate with the intellectual property suit. Something Tucker didn’t know when they got your case to look at. When Mason Thigpen found out they were trying to talk to him they got a wrist slap and an order to back-off-in-no-uncertain-terms. Makes it a little hard for Tucker to do their job, since nobody would know more about your division’s numbers than your Director of Finance. So they were curious. They asked me if you had any ideas.”
None. I was still trying to remember if Ozzie had a wife and kids, where he lived or what he did on the weekend. Since I never asked about the personal life of anyone I worked with, this wasn’t surprising. But like Jackie said, and Marve Judson before her, he did sit in an office next to mine, and I spent a lot of time with him managing our divisional P&L.
Another call from Ross propelled us out of the room and into the arms of Officer Orlovsky, who herded us all the way to the little conference room that Ross and his detectives used to browbeat, manipulate and cajole unwary souls into abject self-incrimination. I’d been in that room a few times before and couldn’t say I was glad to be back.
On the way we walked through the squad room with all the cops and administrative people staring at me like they’d never seen me before. I wanted to lean into one of those portly desk jockeys and say “boo!,” but I knew that wouldn’t sit well with Ross, the guy who always seemed to have my future well-being in the palm of his capricious little hand.
I was relieved to see Ross alone this time. Mercifully, Veckstrom was out on assignment. This cleared the way for the three of us to cloud up the room without all the hacking commentary.
“Hey, Sam,” said Ross, “long time no interrogate.”
“Not an interrogation, Chief,” said Jackie, dropping the fifty-pound feed bag she used as a purse on the table, “a courtesy interview. Agreed to voluntarily.”
Ross took off his glasses and used both hands to rub his face hard enough to cause red marks to form on his cheeks.
“I love a lawyer with a sense of humor,” he said.
“There’re people you probably love, Ross, but none of them are lawyers,” I said, pulling our regular ashtray out of a battered credenza. I lit Camels for everybody and settled in.
I went to Southampton High School with Ross, but couldn’t remember ever talking to him there. We were both loners, each in a separate universe, though he managed to make a name for himself by appearing on a TV quiz show. He won a partial scholarship, which he used to study English literature, which everyone knows leads invariably to a life in crime and punishment. I do remember him as the only socially inept kid the whole school was afraid of. Even teenagers can sense a vibe, and Ross Semple’s said, “Don’t underestimate.”
“You know, Jackie,” he said, “any time there’s a fatal auto accident, we’re obligated to look back on the prior twenty-four hours of everyone involved. Dead or alive.”
So I told him what I told Jackie, which wasn’t entirely everything that happened in the last twenty-four hours, but I didn’t know how to explain finding Honest Boy Ackerman inside Amanda’s pickup truck or how I came into possession of Elaine Brooks’s coffee mug.
“I’m mostly interested in the connection between that poor girl’s death and those two bozos who ran into the
