stepped closer to the big maseni stones, to avoid the notice of aerial patrols. The detective said, 'We've got to stay here, somewhere in the graveyard — but give them the idea that we've gotten out despite all their defenses.'
'How?' Helena asked, always the pragmatist.
'If we hide where they'd never think of looking for us,' Jessie said, 'their search will prove fruitless. An hour from now, they'll be convinced we got out, and they'll use the remaining hours of darkness to find us — outside the walls of the cemetery. When their search has shifted away from here, then we will quietly sneak off the grounds.'
'In theory,' Helena said, 'it's fine.'
'In reality, it's a pile of crap,' Brutus added.
'Exactly,' Helena said.
'Criers of joy, angels of light,' Jessie said.
'Where could we hide, in this place, that Slavek wouldn't think to look?' Helena asked.
'Well—'
She said, 'There's nothing to hide behind except tombstones.'
'We could—'
'And we can't expect to keep dodging them all night,' she said.
Before she could interrupt again, Jessie said, 'We could hide in there!' and he pointed up the second hill.
At the top of the dark rise, in a clearing where no tombstones had been erected, the white mausoleum was barely visible between the layers of fog that roiled across the brow like steam from a witch's pot. As the currents of mist shifted around it, obscuring some corners while revealing new ones, the place looked unreal, ethereal, part of some nightmare that a single blink of an eye could obliterate forever.
Helena said, 'But that's where Slavek and the others came from, Jessie. It's their home, their grave.'
'Some of them stay there, in daylight, yes.'
The mausoleum's two windows were black, blank, like blind eyes staring down the slope at them. It was flanked by two tall palms whose fronds were in a sad, drooping condition. It looked much like the last outpost on the edge of the world. The straight, undecorated walls were forbidding, so stark and yet so shiny in the fading moonlight that they appeared to be carved from a block of ice.
'Won't Slavek and the others come back there, and catch us hiding out?' Helena asked.
'None of them will be back until dawn.'
'You can't be sure.'
Jessie said, 'They're not going to rest until they know that we're no longer a threat to the Galiotor Tesserax case — whatever the hell the Galiotor Tesserax case may be. That means they'll take advantage of every last minute of darkness to hunt us down. They won't be back to the mausoleum until dawn's approaching, and we'll be gone by then. We'll wait there just long enough for them to start looking beyond the graveyard, then we'll sneak out.'
She still had her hand up to her jugular.
'Don't worry,' he said.
'I can't help it. I—'
The mournful howl of a wolf echoed across the cemetery from the brow of the first hill, behind them. A ululating cry, it rode the rippling rivers of fog.
'A werewolf,' Brutus said.
'Maybe one of several.'
'I hate werewolves,' Helena said. 'They don't have any of your charm, Brute. And they slobber so much.'
'If they've brought reinforcements,' Jessie said, 'we've got to move as fast as possible.'
He wondered if they had also brought any mythical Italians or Blacks, and he shuddered at the thought of meeting one of them — tomato sauce dripping from their chins or watermelon slices in hand — here in the darkness and the tombstones…
The wolf howled again.
Another answered it.
'Come on,' Jessie said.
Brutus loped away, up the hill again.
'I'm coming,' Helena said, casting one last apprehensive look at the mausoleum before the moon slid, once again, behind the dark storm clouds.
Chapter Fourteen
The heavy mausoleum door — pressed and painted into a fair imitation of weathered oak planking — was closed but not locked. When Jessie turned the ornate knob, the latch snapped back, and the door squeaked inward a few inches. It barely fit the frame, and it scraped noisily across the concrete floor. The coarse sound rumbled past them, into the fog and, perhaps, into the keen ears of a werewolf lurking nearby.
'You first,' Jessie whispered.
Brutus stepped across the raised threshold into the lightless chamber, his large, sharp-clawed paws making surprisingly little noise on the cold mausoleum floor.
Jessie and Helena, still holding hands, followed close behind him, unable to see anything at all, proceeding with caution, feeling their way hike two blind men.
'Can you see anything?' Jessie asked the hound.
'More than you. Seems deserted.'
Outside, moonlight broke through the cloud cover again, throwing a ghostly luminescence behind them.
In sympathy, several werewolves raised their heads and howled at the low, rushing sky.
'Better close the door,' Helena said.
The detective turned and pushed the heavy panel shut, until the latch snapped into place. The voices of the werewolves were more distant now, less threatening.
'It stinks in here,' Helena said.
'Well, it is the home of about twenty of the living dead,' Jessie said. There's bound to be a little odor, a smidgin of corruption.'
'A girl like me shouldn't have to work for someone who takes her places like this.'
'If you'd like to resign—'
'I mean, for God's sake, I'm stacked! I'm gorgeous! I thought that counted for something, even these days. But look at me, standing here in this stinking place, a step ahead of an illegal conversion into a vampire, hiding like a rat in a hole—'
'And loving every minute of it,' Jessie added. 'You know it's not just your exorbitant salary or my tremendous sex techniques — which you enjoy as a fringe benefit — that keeps you on the job. You stay because there's more excitement in one day at Hell Hound Investigations than in a whole year anywhere else. You crave excitement, Helena.'
'Yeah, well, right now I crave a little peace and quiet.'
'Where better to find that than in a mausoleum?' he asked.
Gradually, their eyes began to adjust to the darkness. The moonlight coming through the two windows showed them the outlines of heavy caskets on cement pedestals, thrusting up all across the large room.
As their eyes adjusted, so did the hound's, and his sight remained constantly superior to theirs. He padded forward, between the coffins, and when he'd gone only a few steps, he growled, 'We're not alone, after all.'
As the hound spoke, lights came on: dim, yellow, casting eerie shadows, recessed in the dirty ceiling and shielded both by cobwebs and wire cages, not very bright but bright enough to make Jessie squint and raise one hand to ward off the glare.
'Who — what is it?' Helena asked, also squinting as she backed into the closed mausoleum door.
'Ifs a dumpy, white-faced, sunken-eyed little man wearing badly wrinkled clothes,' the hell hound said.
