the last release of my word-processing package.'
Ron chuckled; he could afford to, since his company wrote oil-field analysis software, not word-processing programs. 'Overnight mail, and make it registered, too,' he replied decisively. 'That way only Judy and I will see it.'
'Done and done.' Jennifer slipped the tamperproof envelope into a bigger Priority Mail bag, and grabbed a ballpoint pen to fill out the adhesive waybill. One advantage of having an office a half block from a local post office. 'The bill's in there, too.'
'Good. Thank you, for being so quick.' Sinor sounded genuinely pleased. 'A couple of those people looked really good on their resumes, and I didn't want someone else to hire them out from under me-or find out that they were only good on paper.'
Let's hope one of the ones he wanted isn't the guy who drinks his breakfast, she thought, but didn't say. 'Thank the | modern computer environment,' she said instead. 'If I'd had to type this the old way, you'd still be waiting for it.'
He laughed, and they said their good-byes. Jennifer put the envelope in a stack of mail to go to the post office by three.
Her watch read 2:15; that gave her just enough time to call Claremore and the old homestead while she sorted receipts. Claremore was a good forty minutes away from Tulsa; if there was anything someone needed she could bring it out when she and Grandfather came over for Saturday dinner.
The phone only rang twice. 'Yo!' said a familiar young male voice.
'Yo yourself, creep,' she replied cheerfully to her youngest brother. 'When did you get back from the lake?'
' 'Bout fifteen minutes ago,' Robert Talldeer said, and paused to gulp something. 'Didn't take as long as we thought it would. Never recharged the A/C on an RV before, those things don't take more than a pound. So what's up in the life of Nancy Drew?'
'Same song, different verse, little brother,' she said, with a yawn. 'Grandfather is fine, although I'm afraid one of the neighbor kids addicted him to Tetris. At least it's better than soap operas, but I suspect he's beating the kids out of their allowance money. Thought I'd catch up on family gossip before I went to the Post Awful.'
'I could get to like recharging air-conditioners,' Robert said, and paused, before adding scornfully, 'Not!'
'Then be glad you've got a job to pay for college, Wayne,' she told him, making neat little stacks of receipts. 'You'll make a better engineer than a heating and A/C specialist. How's Dad's ostrich-fence project coming?'
Robert laughed, although she wasn't sure why. She sorted out a couple more gas tabs. Then he explained. 'Twice as many of the eggs hatched out as the guy thought would. He had to get a guy in from Tulsa to build more shelters, and Dad's gonna have to weld twice as many fence lines.'
Jennifer shook her head, and laid a McDonald's receipt on the rest of the business meals. At least no one can claim I'm trying to deduct booze and steak. Running aflat per-hour rate may be a pain when it comes to accounting, but it's what got me a lot of clients pretty quickly. Glad Mom thought of it. This ostrich thing was surely one of the wilder get-rich schemes she'd ever run across. 'He hasn't talked Dad into-'
'Investing? Not a chance. Pop thinks the whole ostrich boom is gonna bust in a couple of years. Every chick this guy raises is going out to a new breeder. Once you run out of people who want to be breeders-how many feathers, hides, and five-pound eggs can you sell? Those things die at the drop of a hat, and they eat like a mule. Or maybe a goat; they'll eat anything that'll fit down their throats, whether or not it's really edible. By the time you get one big enough to be worth something, you've lost six more.'
Jennifer was relieved; it looked like everyone had seen the fallacy in this ostrich thing, at least in her family. She'd been half afraid her father would get talked into investing. She'd seen this breeder on the news, and he was very persuasive. He was making a lot of money-quite enough to pay her father for his work up front, all at once.
She had been concerned because it looked good on paper-now. Like the guy in Claremore who'd tried to sell concrete dome houses-the idea looked good in theory, and they were certainly tornadoproof, but the reaction of most people in Oklahoma had been 'Maggie, that's weird,' and the poor guy had lost his shirt. She should have known better than to worry; the Talldeer were sensible people, and not easy to talk into something.
Well, most of us are, anyway. Present company excepted. She dropped a bill for dry cleaning down on the stack of 'miscellaneous,' and noted on it 'removal of client's blood from silk blouse.' Not that it had been anything serious, like a murder. Marianne's husband had beaten her up, that was all, and she had gotten the blood all over her blouse taking the woman to the emergency room. But it should shock the hell out of any auditors. She loved writing little notes like that. If the IRS ever decided to double-check her, they'd certainly have an interesting time.
Well, it was a good thing her father hadn't gotten wrapped up in the ostrich scheme. Besides, according to everything she'd heard, the damn things were not only stupid, they were vicious. 'Like six-foot turkeys with an attitude,' one of her clients had said. There were already enough things with 'attitudes' in their lives; the Talldeer family didn't need to cope with giant birds too.
'Mom has a hot prospect for that white elephant-the earth-sheltered place in Mannford,' Robert continued. 'An artist; told her to show him everything weird, so long as it had land, a view, and privacy.'
'Sounds good, but is an artist likely to go for that?' she asked dubiously. 'You think he's ready for a one-lane gravel road with a twenty percent grade?'
'He picked Mom up to go look at it in a Bronco with a lot of mud on it,' Robert said. 'I'd say so. He was wearing snake-boots, too. I think he knows what he's going to go see.'
That sounded promising; maybe all artists weren't crazy. She'd seen the place; it had an impressive view and with the addition of a windmill for electricity it could be completely self-sufficient. Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing for an artist.
Morgage. Twenty percent, office space. She'd thought about the place too; wonderful view, and for someone with her interests, it would make the perfect place to detox from the modern world. With ten acres, she could have had a dozen real sweatlodges out in the woods and no one would ever know.
But it was no place for someone who had to make a living in the city. At least an hour away in good weather, and during the January and February ice storms, you wouldn't be able to get out without a Land Rover and chains.
'Listen,' Robert said, 'Mom left a note in case you called and she wasn't home. Can you pick up some of those good glass crow-beads and the porcupine quills at Lyon's downtown? Dad's adding to his dance gear again.'
'Who's going to mess with the quilling?' she asked, aghast. Porcupine-quill embroidery was not quite a lost art, but it was one even their ancestors had gladly abandoned in favor of using glass beads. 'Not Mom-'
'Nope. He is. Says he'll just have to put on a dress and do it himself.' That was the perennial joke; when her father wanted something particularly difficult done for his costume, and her mother swore she didn't have the time or inclination, her father then said he'd have to 'put on a dress to do women's work.'
'He isn't really going to do it this time, is he?' she asked, giggling. 'Remember the time he got as far as Mom's closet?'
'Naw. Auntie Red Bird is holding a quill-embroidery class and she said she'd do his costume stuff as the demonstration. So he's saved again.' Robert snickered. 'One of these days Mom is going to call his bluff, and I'm gonna be there with a camcorder.'
'Do that, and I get the popcorn concession,' she replied. 'So what does he want for this piece of Osage haute monde?'
Robert read the list and she made careful notes on the back of a plea for money from a televangelist. She always saved her junk mail to use for notepaper, especially the stuff from televangelists. She figured that it ought to serve some use before she recycled it.
'Okay, young buck, is there anything more I need to know?' The last of the receipts went into the 'it might be deductible but I'm not going to take it' pile-the one she intended to present to the IRS with all the rest if that audit ever came. The way she had it figured, they'd probably end up owing her money.
For the entertainment value alone.
'Not a thing. Don't talk to strange men, sis.'
'I'm talking to the strangest one I know right now,' she countered. 'I'll pick the stuff up some time tomorrow, okay?'
