“An' none uv yer 'aw, Bazie.’ I ain't havin' no boys here wut cain't do th' bizness. Get th' coal in yer 'and an' sit ye down.” The look in Bazie's eye warned Skif that if he argued, he might find himself out on the street, promises or no promises. With a groan, he bent over the scrubbed table, and prepared to reveal the depth of his ignorance.
And it was abysmal. It wasn't long before Bazie called a halt to the proceedings, with Skif wondering the whole time if Bazie wasn't going to reconsider, now that he knew what a dunce his “new boy” was.
“Skif, Skif, Skif,” Bazie sighed, looking pained. “Oh, lad — tell me 'ow 'tis summun as smart as ye are got t' be so iggnerent.”
“I didn' wan' miss me breakfust,” Skif said humbly, head hanging in shame. “T' Queen sez ever' young'un whut's still takin' lessons gets breakfust. Niver did like sums, so's easy 'nuff not t' learn 'em.”
Silence from Bazie for a moment, then, much to Skif's relief, a chuckle. “Well, 'tis 'onest 'nuff answer, an' nay so stupid a one,” Bazie replied. “Well, young'un, ye're 'bout t' learn them sums, an' learn 'em t'hard way.”
“The hard way,” Skif soon learned, was to get them by rote.
Bazie drilled him. And drilled him. And then, when he grew hoarse and Skif thought he might be done for the day, at least, Bazie paused only long enough for a mug of hot tea to lubricate his throat and began the drill all over again. Only when Skif was mentally exhausted did Bazie give over, and at that point, Skif was only too pleased to haul water instead of reckoning his four-times table.
Shortly after that, Lyle returned with the makings of dinner and helped Skif put together a satisfying meal of bacon, day-old bread, and apples. As the bacon fried and the bread toasted, the other two appeared with a new lot of loot. Raf brought in more sleeves — this lot was a bit worn and threadbare about the hems, but Bazie examined them and gave it as his opinion that he could make a sort of trim out of some of them that would serve to cover the worn parts, making them look new.
Deek brought back only a couple of scarves and kerchiefs, but a great deal of news for Skif.
“Yer Nuncle Londer's 'angin' 'is boy Kalchan out t' twist on 'is own, which I guess we all figgered,” he announced, as Skif and Lyle tucked thick slabs of bacon between two pieces of toasted bread and added mustard before handing them around. “It don' look like ol' Kalchan's gonna be much like hisself, though. Healers say 'is skull wuz fair cracked, an' they figger 'is brains is addled. They reckon 'e'll be good fer nowt but stone pickin' fer 'is life, an' I reckon they'll put 'im out wi' sum farmer or 'tother.”
Skif snorted. “’E wuz no prize anyroad,” he countered. “But if 'e's addled, reckon 'e cain't conterdick Nuncle Londer.” But it was an odd thought. Kalchan, who never turned his hand to any physical labor if he could help it, eking out the rest of his life in the hard and tedious work of picking stones out of farm fields to make them easier to plow. Such work was endless, or so he'd heard; it seemed that no matter how many stones one dug out of a given field, there were always more working themselves to the surface.
Serves 'im right. It might not be a punishment that accurately fit the crime, but it suited Skif. His only regret was that, once again, Uncle Londer was going to escape the consequences.
But it don' bother me 'nuff that I wanta go talk t' Guard about it.
The new owner of the Hollybush had already moved his own people in. The cook was gone, no one knew where, but possibly still in Guard custody. The Hollybush was back in business, but with slightly better food and drink and slightly higher prices, or so Deek's sources had told him. The new people were a hard-faced woman who acted as cook, and her henpecked husband who managed the drink, and their three grown children. Rumor had it that the two daughters, who acted as serving wenches, could be had for a modest price, plying their trade in the curtained-off alcove that had served Maisie as a sleeping cubby. Given that there were probably no wages being paid to the children, plus the added income brought in by the daughters, the place would probably remain profitable despite higher prices that would drive some customers elsewhere.
What was important to Skif was that there was no point in going back after his meager belongings; by now anyone who was grasping enough to serve as madam to her own daughters would have claimed everything usable for herself.
Well, they were welcome to it.
“ ‘F I nivir 'ear uv m'nuncle agin, 'twill be too soon,” Skif proclaimed loudly. “An’ whoivir's got the 'Ollybush kin 'ave it, much good may't do 'em. 'Eard awt uv Maisie, though?”
“Yer cuz Beel, wut's wi' th' Temple, took 'er, they sez,” Deek told him. “Cleaned 'er up, 'ad 'Ealers wi' 'er. They sez she's t'work i' Temple, i' kitchen, mebbe scrubbin' an' cleanin'.”
“She nivir did me 'arm,” Skif observed slowly. “Nawt thet she 'ad more'n a scatterin' uv wits t' begin wi'. Ol' Beel — 'e dun me a good turn, reckon 'e's dun wut 'e cud fer Maisie.”
“Like I sed,” Bazie put in, when comment seemed called for, “Niver know wut a mon'll do, when 'e gets in Temple. I reckon ol' Londer ain' gonna be too pleased wi' yon Beel from 'ere on.”
Skif smiled slowly. “Reckon yer right, Bazie.”
