through the branches, gilding the edges of the leaves and touching the clouds. Tired, but cheerful, friends and comrades traded congratulations, boasts, and outright lies as Kyrtian and Gel brought up the rear. Kyrtian never permitted anyone to carry his armor for him; like his men, he bore his own equipment, at least as far as their transportation. There were wagons and a carriage waiting just outside the woods to carry them all back to the manor, since it would have taken them hours to return on foot; Kyrtian was very glad to be able to toss his helm to his driver and allow his body-servant to take the heavy armor off before he climbed into the cushioned comfort of the carriage. As a token of his privileged rank, Gel shared both the attentions of the servant and the carriage; the men helped each other and made do with the cushioning effect of a thick layer of hay in their wagons. 'Ah, the benefits of rank,' Gel sighed as he sat back in the carriage opposite Kyrtian. Kyrtian grinned.
As soon as Gel got himself seated, the driver turned the horses and sent the carriage on its way while the wagons were still being loaded with men and armor. 'Ancestors!' Kyrtian exclaimed, as the servant handed him a flask of cool, sweet water. 'I've been looking forward to this all afternoon!' He took a long draught, timing his drink with the jolting of the carriage so he didn't break his teeth on the neck of the flask, before handing it to Gel.
'You'd think we'd get tired of this nonsense,' Gel responded, leaning back into the soft, dark brown velvet cushions after he'd corked the flask and handed it back to young Lynder, Kyrt-ian's body-servant. 'Your dear mother keeps saying we're too old to play at being soldiers, and sometimes I wonder if she's right, at least about me. Every time we come back from one of these games, I ask myself if it isn't time to stop.'
'You only think that as long as it takes for you to get your wind back.' The young Elvenlord grinned at his companions, and Lynder chuckled. 'And mother has a different set of priorities from you and me. What do you expect her to say? She's not just a female, she's a
and
Gel rolled his eyes. 'Gods forbid!' he exclaimed. 'I'd die of boredom in half a day! Roses are all right for a hobby, but not as a life's work!'
'I'd prefer tending roses to being forced to spend my time cultivating a highborn maiden.' Kyrtian laughed, the sound interrupted oddly by the jouncing of the carriage. 'At least you don't have to make conversation with a flower, even if you do have to be careful of the thorns. It's easier to avoid thorns than try to keep a strange woman from seeing things she shouldn't.'
He tried to keep his tone light, but his laughter sounded a bit strained in his own ears. The subject of wives and heirs had been much on his mother's mind and tongue lately; hardly a day passed without her alluding to it at least once. It was a subject he was not easy with. He enjoyed his life the way it was, and had no real wish to bring a stranger into his home. 'Ancestors! I'd have to set up an entirely separate part of the estate to keep her properly secluded, and that would be as much of a bore as courting her would be! I swear, if it weren't forbidden I'd wed a stout-hearted human wench from right here.'
Gel made a sour face. 'At the least, we'd need the Dowager-House set to rights just to confine the girl in, and somehow keep her mewed up there indefinitely. If Tenebrinth, Selazian and Pelenal had daughters—things would be a great deal easier on all of us. You'd think
Kyrtian replied with complete seriousness. 'I wish they had. Nothing would have pleased me better to take one of them into my family line; they're all fine gentlemen. As it is—well, someday soon I suppose I'll have to please Mother and go looking amongst someone else's underlings for a wife. Eventually I'll find a maiden who's of sufficiently low rank to be too overawed to notice my eccentricities.'
'She'll have to overlook more than that,' Gel warned him,
'Or you'll have her running back to her Papa with stories of how you can't keep your slaves properly under your thumb.'
Kyrtian felt compelled to give his mother's counters to those arguments, which were the same that he himself had raised. 'Elven maidens in most households are kept close-confined, Mother says. And a maiden of low rank should be dazzled by her new surroundings and too much in awe of Mother ever to question things. We think that as long as her servants obeyed her, she'd never know we do things differently here.' He compressed his brows in a little frown. 'I'd have to make sure that she was never allowed to abuse them, though ... and that could take some management.'
Gel looked dubious, but only said, 'If you'd just leave the wife-hunting up to your Mother, you can be sure she won't choose someone we'll have to worry about.
'I suppose that's the only real solution,' Kyrtian sighed, and winced at the thought of a mouse, a dolt, or a frail flower as a wife.
Gel snorted at his rueful expression, as a particularly hard bounce sent them all in the air for a brief moment. 'Don't mope,' he replied sternly, then added, with a crude chuckle, 'At least you aren't going to be saddled with a wife who has the hips of a cow, the manners of a pig, and the face of a horse. You Elves are never less than handsome, so you won't have to wish for a bag to put over her head when you do your duty to present the estate with an heir.'
Kyrtian flushed, feeling the tips of his ears burn. Gel had been his teacher, companion, and friend for as long as he could remember, but the human could be amazingly coarse, sometimes. How on earth could he explain that what made him dread matrimony was the fear that he'd find himself bound for centuries to a dull, insipid idiot? How could he possibly get up
enough interest in a maiden like that
'We'll have to tell Milady about the new scheme for a siege,' Gel said cheerfully, interrupting his thoughts. 'She'll probably want to have a hand in it herself this time—and I think you ought to give her a bit of a command. Maybe then she'll stop teasing us about our pastime.'
'You know, you could be right.' Kyrtian braced himself as the carriage hit a series of ruts that threatened to bounce them all against the ceiling, rattling his very teeth. This was the worst part of the road; in a moment, everything would suddenly smooth out as they reached the paved section. 'Maybe if she gets a taste of this, she'll realize just how challenging it is.'