them was so muscular he looked as if he had been pumped up with air. The other was leaner, and he carried his right hand close to him with his palm folded back, his coat slightly pushed. He’d be the shooter, the big man with the muscles would be the hitter.
As Jimson walked toward us, he turned to Shit Fingers, said, “You’re right, they’re not the health department. More like sewer.”
Jimson sat at the table near us and looked at us like we were wild animal exhibits. Leonard had turned completely around in his chair. He wouldn’t even need to take the shotgun out of his coat. All he had to do was lift and shoot through fabric. A shot from that sawed-off and Jimson would be mixed in with the pickled eggs.
“Fancy meeting you here,” Leonard said.
“Yeah,” Jimson said, “imagine that. Last time I seen you guys I didn’t like it, and now I see you again, I don’t like it some more.”
“Is that line out of the movies?” Leonard said.
“That’s an original,” Jimson said. “I got a feeling you boys didn’t just come over for a hamburger.”
“Well,” I said, “there’s the pie.”
Jimson smiled. “Yeah. There is the pie. So, I get a call from Marvin Hanson, a guy I don’t like much, but knows me all right, and he says can his boys come see me. And you know what I say?”
“No,” Leonard said.
“That’s right. I say no. And then you know what?”
“Pray tell,” Leonard said.
“You show up anyway.”
“Not at your house,” Leonard said.
“At my spot.”
“Here?” Leonard said. “Really? This is your spot?”
“You been hasslin’ my man over there.” He nodded at Shit Fingers. “He kind of keeps me an open office here. I let you hassle my man, what kind of reputation I got with the locals?”
“What do you get out of him letting you have your office here?” I said.
“Pie.”
“All right,” I said. “I can see that.”
Leonard nodded.
“Look, I don’t know what you two assholes want, but I got nothin’ to do with nothin’ you’re dealin’ with.”
“Now, how would you know that, when we haven’t told you what we’re dealing with? We could be selling Girl Scout cookies for all you know.”
“Them’s some good cookies,” said the man with muscles.
Jimson turned and glanced at him. Muscles looked embarrassed, then tried to look as serious as a heart attack.
“I come here ’cause my man there called,” Jimson said, “and I come here to show you guys I’m not afraid of you, that you ain’t got no mojo on me. You dig on that?”
“I think ‘dig’ went out with the beatniks,” Leonard said.
Jimson sighed. “You don’t even try to work with a man when he’s trying to work with you. I wanted, I could rub you guys out. I still owe you a shitstorm that didn’t never come down.”
“Actually,” I said, “you threw a lot of shit our way, but we sort of threw it back.”
“I’m talkin’ about what I could have done.”
“Woulda, coulda, shoulda,” Leonard said. “That was then, and this is now.”
“You fellas don’t want this,” Jimson said. “You don’t want me mad.”
“Do we look nervous?” Leonard said. Leonard didn’t. Me, I wasn’t so sure about. “We made you mad before, and we’re still standing,” Leonard said.
“I thought you made a deal to stay out of my business if I stayed out of yours,” Jimson said.
I nodded. “It’s a deal we like, stayin’ out of each other’s business, but we’re thinkin’, considerin’ what we know lately, maybe your business is in our business again. And if it is, well, we got to come say howdy.”
“And what in the hell business could that be?” Jimson said.
Leonard said, “You know, I’m gonna pause and eat this hamburger. It’s better when it’s warm. Hey, Shit Fingers. Come over here.”
Shit Fingers was behind the counter. He looked at Jimson. Jimson nodded.
Shit Fingers came out from behind the counter, over to Leonard.
“Let me see those hands,” Leonard said.
Shit Fingers showed them to him. They had been washed.
“All right, go on about your business,” Leonard said.
I looked at Jimson. He was starting to fume. That’s the way Leonard wanted him. He liked people he was dealing with mad, especially when he was trying to find something out. Me too. They were more likely to mess up, reveal something they shouldn’t. They were easier to read when they were angry. It’s the way we worked. Either that or kicking their ass. Subtlety was not our long suit.
Muscles said, “You want me to fuck ’em up, boss?”
Jimson shook his head. “I don’t know you can.”
Muscles looked hurt, the way a kid might if you told him his drawing of the sky and a moon looked like a boat on the ocean.
“Here’s the thing,” Leonard said. “We got this client, and our client has a problem. Someone she knows, family, was murdered, and there were other murders, and they’re all connected by a little symbol. A devil’s head. Red. Left at the scene of the murders. You know anything about that?”
“No.”
Leonard said, “Oh, Shit Fingers. I’ll have a slice of pie. Hap?”
“Oh yeah,” I said. “Big slice.”
“I don’t see how this has anything to do with me,” Jimson said. “Got that whole Kincaid-does-your-taxes thing going,” Leonard said.
“Yeah, and I got a grocer, this filling station where I buy my gas and do my business, and I got a mechanic and a plumber, and a girl on Fridays comes over and pulls my dick so I don’t have to.”
“So you got nothin’ for us?” I said.
“If I had, why would I give it to you? You come in here, you insult Shit Fingers… I mean Toad-”
“Toad?” I said.
“We called him that in high school. I’ve known him a long time. Same for these two. We grew up together.”
“I used to beat him up on the playground,” Muscles said.
Jimson turned and looked at him. “You could have saved that.”
“Sorry, Cletus. I just thought it was funny… as a memory. Not that I would do it now-”
“That’s all right,” Jimson said. “Just be quiet.”
Muscles went quiet.
“Here’s what I got to say,” Jimson said. “I’ve got nothing to do with the devil head murders. Nothing. What I can say is this: I’ve heard of a hit person who uses that mark. The only person more deadly than this person, so they say, is this Vanilla Ride, and you’ve had experience with her. They’re both a lot more deadly than you are. Say I wanted somethin’ done, I used to go to Vanilla. She got the job done, but now me and her got this disagreement on account of you two.”
“I call bullshit on that,” I said. “You decided to kill her. That’s the disagreement.”
“Whatever. I wanted someone killed in a bad way, I might go to this devil head killer. I might go through Kincaid. I might know he can arrange it. But me, I don’t want anyone killed, so I’m not doin’ that. I didn’t do it in the past. I got to tell you now, you boys are startin’ to annoy me. You’re not keepin’ your side of the bargain about stayin’ out of my business.”
“As long as it’s out of our business,” I said. “That was the bargain.”
“And I’m tellin’ you, if my accountant is hirin’ someone to knock fuckers off, it ain’t through me. That’s what I’m tellin’ you, and that’s my word.”
