The Midnight Tour

Harry grimaced up at Sandy. “I’m sorry about this.”

“It’s not your fault. It’s...”

“Mine!” Lib cried out, and jerked his trousers down.

“Hey!” Harry gasped. “Don’t!” But he didn’t try to stop her. He just stood there, naked down as far as the hole’s edge allowed Sandy to see.

She saw plenty.

“Niiiiice!” Lib said.

Though Harry scowled and shook his head, he made no attempt to cover himself. To Sandy, he said, “You really shouldn’t be watching this.”

“Aren’t you gonna stop her?”

Lib let out a laugh.

“I don’t know how I can stop her without...”

He gasped and arched his back as Lib’s fingers slid around him.

“...hurting her,” he finished.

“Hurt me wit dis, big boy.”

“What about the hole?” Sandy asked.

“Mine comes pirst!” Lib cried out, and laughed. Harry laughed, too.

“Great,” Sandy muttered. Then she turned her back on them.

Through the hiss of the lantem, Sandy heard Harry moan.

“How’s dat peel?”

“Mmm.”

“Come on down here.” A short while later, Lib said, “Get dese opp me, homey.”

“My pleasure,” said Harry.

Lib grunted a couple of times, then said, “Yeah, dat’s good. Mmmm. Nice and cool.”

Then came lots of moaning and sighing. Sandy stood there.

She thought about walking away. But she stayed. She wanted to listen. It was embarrassing to hear such things. But the sounds excited her, too. She could so easily picture what was happening—easily feel Harry’s body on top of her.

It could be me down there. I’m ten times better looking than Lib.

Shit, she’s ugly as sin with her mouth all busted up that way.

How can be even stand to touch ber?

So who’d wanta make it with that jerk, anyway? He’s that damn eager to screw anything that moves ... The hell with him.

The hell with Lib, too. What is she, some kind of nympho? She doesn’t even know the guy.

Lib suddenly cried out, “No. Stop! Yeeee! Dare’s sometin’ squirmy under me! Shit! Get opp! Get opp!”

Sorry, sonny What is it?”

“I dont know!”

“Probably just a worm or something,” Harry said.

“What do you expect?” Sandy called. “Scmwing in a grave?”

“Shut da puck up! Get down here, Harry. You get on da bottom,’n I’ll take da top. Okay?”

“Sure.”

“That way,” Sandy called, “you get the worms, Harry.”

“What are you, standing right there?”

“Sort of. But I’m not watching.”

“Why don’t you take a little walk?”

“I’m fine right here.”

“Den just shut up,” Lib said.

“It’s a free country.”

“You’d better go away, Charly.”

“Mom, don’t you think you’d better warn him?”

“Wam me about what?” Harry asked.

“The diseases.”

, “You’re cruisin’ por a bruisin’, bitch.”

“What diseases?” Harry asked.

“She’s lyin’. I ain’t got nuttin’.”

“You name it, she’s got it. If I had a whang, I wouldn’t let her anywhere near it.”

“Don’t listen to her,” Lib said. “She don’t know what she’s talkin’ about. She ain’t my daughter, por one ting.”

“Mom!”

“She don’t hardly eben know me. She’s just sayin’ dat shit ’cause she wants to stop you and me. She’s jealous. She wants you. She’s up dare all hot an boddered, creamin’ her pants.”

“Like hell,” Sandy said.

“She’s not your daughter?” Harry asked.

Shut up, Mom!”.

“I only just met her tonight.”

“So who’s the dead guy?”

“Some puckin’ movie director.”

“Lib!”

“He’s not her father?”

“Nah.”

“You’ve both been handing me a pack of lies?”

“I’ll tell you all ‘bout da trute apter we...”

“Maybe you oughta get off me,” Harry said. “I think we’d better...”

“You want her?” Lib asked. “You want Charly?”

“I didn’t say that.”

“Me pirst. You can hab her apter you get done wit me. I promise. She gibs you any shit, I’ll eben hold her down por you.”

“But...”

“Less you don’t want her.”

“I don’t know. She’s just a kid.”

“Dat don’t matter.”

“I don’t know what’s going on, here. Let’s just stop so I can try to figure...” He stopped talking and moaned.

“Yesssss,” Lib said.

“Uh. God. Oh.”

“All de waaaayyy.”

“Mmmmm.”

“You like?”

“Oh. Yeah. God.”

Sandy stepped to the edge of the grave with the lantern. All she could see of Harry were his legs. He seemed to be stretched out on the bottom of the grave, his trousers around his ankles. Lib’s jeans and shoes were down there, too. She was naked and on her knees, hunched over him, gasping and groaning as she moved up and down. Her back and buttocks were dirty.

Sandy set down the lantem.

She raised the shovel high and swung it down hard.

Striking the back of Lib’s head, it rang out like a bell.

Lib flopped down on Harry.