She said, 'Keep guessing.'
Monday morning Karen Sisco was outside the federal courthouse in Miami with a pump-action shotgun on her hip. Karen's right hand gripped the neck of the stock, the barrel extending above her head. Several more U.S. deputy marshals were out here with her; while inside, three Colombian nationals were being charged in District Court with the possession of cocaine in excess of five hundred kilograms. One of the marshals said he hoped the scudders liked Atlanta, as they'd be doing thirty to life there pretty soon. He said, 'Hey, Karen, you want to go with me, drop 'em off? I know a nice ho-tel we could stay at.'
She looked over at the good-ole-boy marshals grinning, shuffling their feet, waiting for her reply. Karen said, 'Gary, I'd go with you in a minute if it wasn't a mortal sin.' They liked that. It was funny, she'd been standing here thinking she'd gone to bed with four different boyfriends in her life: an Eric at Florida Atlantic, a Bill right after she graduated, then a Greg, three years of going to bed with Greg, and now Carl. Only four in her whole life, but two more than the national average for women in the U.S. according to Time magazine, their report of a recent sex survey. The average woman had two partners in her lifetime, the average man six. Karen had thought everybody was getting laid with a lot more different ones than that.
She saw her boss now, Milt Dancey, an old-time marshal in charge of court support, come out of the building to stand looking around, a pack of cigarettes in his hand. Milt looked this way and gave Karen a nod, but paused to light a cigarette before coming over. A guy from the Miami FBI office was with him.
Milt said, 'Karen, you know Daniel Burdon?'
Not Dan, not Danny, Daniel. Karen knew him, one of the younger black guys over there, tall and good-looking, confident, known to brag about how many women he'd had of all kinds and color. He'd flashed his smile at Karen one time, hitting on her. Karen turned him down saying, 'You have two reasons you want to go out with me.' Daniel, smiling, said he knew of one reason, what was the other one? Karen said, 'So you can tell your buddies you banged a marshal.' Daniel said, 'Yeah, but you could use it, too, girl. Brag on getting me in the sack.' See? That's the kind of guy he was.
Milt said, 'He wants to ask you about a Carl Tillman.'
No flashing smile this time, Daniel Burdon had on a serious, sort of innocent expression, saying to her, 'You know the man, Karen? Guy in his forties, sandy hair, goes about five-ten, one-sixty?'
Karen said, 'What's this, a test? Do I know him?'
Milt reached for her shotgun. 'Here, Karen, lemme take that while you're talking.'
She turned a shoulder saying, 'It's okay, I'm not gonna shoot him,' her fist tight on the neck of the 12-gauge. She said to Daniel, 'You have Carl under surveillance?'
'Since last Monday.'
'You've seen us together - so what's this do-I-know-him shit? You playing a game with me?'
'What I meant to ask, Karen, was how long have you known him?'
'We met last week, Tuesday.'
'And you saw him Thursday, Friday, spent Sunday with him, went to the beach, came back to your place . . . What's he think about you being with the Marshals Service?'
'I haven't told him.'
'How come?'
'He wants to guess what I do.'
'Still working on it, huh? What you think, he a nice guy?
Has a sporty car, has money, huh? He a pretty big spender?'
'Look,' Karen said, 'why don't you quit dickin' around and tell me what this is about, okay?'
'See, Karen, the situation's so unusual,' Daniel said, still with the innocent expression, 'I don't know how to put it, you know, delicately. Find out a U.S. marshal's fucking a bank robber.'
Milt Dancey thought Karen was going to swing at Daniel with the shotgun. He took it from her this time and told the Bureau man to behave himself, watch his mouth if he wanted cooperation here. Stick to the facts. This Carl Tillman was a suspect in a bank robbery, a possible suspect in a halfdozen more, all the robberies, judging from the bank videos, committed by the same guy. The FBI referred to him as 'Slick,' having nicknames for all their perps. They had prints off a teller's counter might be the guy's, but no match in their files and not enough evidence on Carl Edward Tillman - the name on his driver's license and car registration - to bring him in. He appeared to be most recently cherry, just getting into a career of crime. His motivation, pissed off at banks because Florida Southern foreclosed on his note and sold his forty-eight-foot Hatteras for nonpayment.
It stopped Karen for a moment. He might've lied about his boat, telling her he was moving it to Haulover; but that didn't make him a bank robber. She said, 'What've you got, a video picture, a teller identified him?'
Daniel said, 'Since you mentioned it,' taking a Bureau wanted flyer from his inside coat pocket, the sheet folded once down the middle. He opened it and Karen was looking at four photos taken from bank video cameras of robberies in progress, the bandits framed in teller windows, three black guys, one white.
Karen said, 'Which one?' and Daniel gave her a look before pointing to the white guy: a man with slicked-back hair, an earring, a full mustache, and dark sunglasses. She said, 'That's not Carl Tillman,' and felt instant relief. There was no resemblance.
'Look at it good.'
'What can I tell you? It's not him.'
'Look at the nose.'
'You serious?'
'That's your friend Carl's nose.'
It was. Carl's slender, rather elegant nose. Or like his.
Karen said, 'You're going with a nose ID, that's all you've got?'
'A witness,' Daniel said, 'believes she saw this man - right after what would be the first robbery he pulled - run from the bank to a strip mall up the street and drive off in a white BMW convertible. The witness got a partial on the license number and that brought us to your friend Carl.'
Karen said, 'You ran his name and date of birth . . .'
'Looked him up in NCIC, FCIC, and Warrant Information, drew a blank. That's why I think he's just getting his feet wet. Managed to pull off a few, two three grand each, and found himself a new profession.'
'What do you want me to do,' Karen said, 'get his prints on a beer can?'
Daniel raised his eyebrows. 'That would be a start. Might even be all we need. What I'd like you to do, Karen, is snuggle up to the man and find out his secrets. You know what I'm saying - intimate things, like did he ever use another name . . .'
'Be your snitch,' Karen said, knowing it was a mistake as soon as the words were out of her mouth.
It got Daniel's eyebrows raised again. He said, 'That what it sounds like to you? I thought you were a federal agent, Karen. Maybe you're too close to him - is that it? Don't want the man to think ill of you?'
Milt said, 'That's enough of that shit,' standing up for Karen as he would for any of his people, not because she was a woman; he had learned not to open doors for her. The only time she wanted to be first through the door was on a fugitive warrant, this girl who scored higher with a handgun, more times than not, than any other marshal in the Southern District of Florida.
Daniel was saying, 'Man, I need to use her. Is she on our side or not?'
Milt handed Karen her shotgun. 'Here, you want to shoot him, go ahead.'
'Look,' Daniel said, 'Karen can get me a close read on the man, where he's lived before, if he ever went by other names, if he has any identifying marks on his body, scars, maybe a gunshot wound, tattoos, things only lovely Karen would see when the man has his clothes off.'
Karen took a moment. She said, 'There is one thing I noticed.'
'Yeah? What's that?'
'He's got the letters f-u-o-n tattooed on his penis.'
Daniel frowned at her. 'Foo-on?'
'That's when it's, you might say, limp. When he has a hard-on it says Fuck the Federal Bureau of Investigation.'
Daniel Burdon grinned at Karen. He said, 'Girl, you and I have to get together. I mean it.'
