'But I could've taken them on my own,' Connor added.
Davy looked amused. 'You're still welcome.'
Connor looked around. Eight guys were sprawled out in various attitudes of pain and penitence on the ground. Miles landed a wet-sounding punch in Billy's face and hauled off for another.
'Whoa. Miles! Hold off on him,' he called out.
'He hit Cindy,' Miles panted.
'So beat him to a pulp later. First let me interrogate him. OK?'
Miles subsided, and dragged himself to his feet. He was shaking so violently he could hardly stand. His mouth and jaw were covered with blood that streamed from his broken nose, and one of the lenses of his glasses was shattered. 'I want to learn to fight like you guys.'
The three of them exchanged wry glances. Miles had no idea what it cost to learn to fight like that. Their father had taught them hand-to-hand combat practically since they could walk, and lucky for them, since Crazy Eamon's wild boys were the target of every angry asshole spoiling for a fight in all of Endicott Falls and its environs. They would have gotten slaughtered regularly if they hadn't trained like commandos.
Eamon had been an expert in several disciplines, but as time went on, each brother developed his own preferences. Davy was drawn to the mystical stuff: kung fu, aikido, tai chi, and all the woo-woo philosophy that went with it. Connor preferred the angular, straightforward practicality of karate. Sean favored the acrobatic stuff, full of flying kicks and back flips. And that training had saved their asses. Many times. Just as their father had assured them that it would.
Crazy Eamon's legacy was a formidable one. Miles had no idea.
But the tenderhearted Sean just clapped Miles gently on the back. 'Sure, man. Just be prepared to work your ass off for hours every day until every muscle screams for mercy and every inch of you drips with sweat. You'll get the hang of it.'
Miles looked daunted, but he wiped blood from his mouth with his sleeve, nodding. 'I don't want to ever get slammed like that again.'
'No guarantees, buddy,' Sean warned. 'I've gotten slammed plenty of times. There's always some trick you don't know.'
'Or they come at you six at a time,' Davy said. 'That's always a bitch. But training helps.'
'Speaking of getting slammed,' Connor said. 'I saw you leave your balls wide open twice, Sean. Pull up your guard. It's not about looking good, it's about walking away in one piece. Show-off.'
'None of those clowns could've gotten inside my guard if I'd given them a written invitation,' Sean snapped. 'And you're a fine one to talk about stupid risks with your track record, bozo. If you see me do it in a real fight, then you can give me hell. Until then, shut up.'
Erin barreled into him and grabbed him. 'Are you all right?'
The anxiety in her voice made him smile. 'Miles got pounded pretty bad, but he's on his feet,' he told her. 'Nothing to worry about.'
'Nothing to worry about? Nine against three? Is that what you call nothing to worry about? God, Connor! It happened so fast!'
He tried to put his arms around her, but she jerked away. 'You didn't tell me that was going to happen!' she shouted.
'You didn't say one word about fighting with him! You said 'talk,' remember? Don't you ever, ever do that to me again, Connor McCloud! Do you hear me?'
'He started it,' Connor protested. 'And I didn't—'
'Don't even try!' she yelled. 'Just shut up!'
He tried kissing her, but she was having none of it. 'Look, babe,' he soothed. 'Why don't you go on back to the car and look after your mom and Cindy while we have a talk with Billy?'
'Let the little lady go and be good behind the scenes while the big manly men do their big manly thing, hmm?'
Erin's eyes were afire with anger. God, she was so red-hot when she was mad. It was making him hard just looking at her.
'Hey,' Davy called. 'You can spare yourself this argument, Con. Miles clobbered him.' Davy crouched over Billy, touched his throat with his fingertip, peeked under his eyelids. 'He's out of it for a while.'
The rat-faced blonde ran over to Billy and flung herself across his limp form. 'You killed Billy!' she shrilled. 'Fuckin' murderers!'
Connor rubbed his aching leg, and visualized a cigarette with a sharp pang of longing. 'Nobody's killed anybody, nor will they,' he said wearily. 'I guess we just have to wait for him to come around.'
'The police will be here any minute,' Erin said.
'Police?' Connor gaped, appalled. 'What do you mean, police?'
Erin held up his cell phone. 'Of course, the police!' she said tartly. 'What do you expect? Nine guys attack you all at once, and what am I supposed to do? Twiddle my thumbs? Wave pom poms?'
'You were supposed to let me deal with it!' he snarled. 'I don't want to talk to the police! The police cannot help me right now!'
'That's just tough!' she shot back. 'You scared me to death! Now deal with the consequences!'
He glanced at Sean and Davy. 'Let's get the fuck out of here. We can hunt down Billy some other time.'
Sean turned to address the crowd of gawkers gathering around them. 'Public service announcement, everybody! The cops will be here any minute, so start thinking about your witness statements now!'
The crowd melted away like magic.
The back door of the Cadillac was open, and Barbara Riggs was half in, half out, eyes frozen wide. He handed her his cane. 'Would you throw that into the back window for me, Mrs. Riggs?' he asked. 'Let's get going. I'm sure you want to get Cindy home.'
He got into the car, and waited for the back door to swing shut It did not. He followed Erin's startled gaze, and jerked his head around.
Barbara Riggs was marching across the parking lot, clutching his cane like a club. The evening, which could never have been called normal to begin with, was about to take a turn for the seriously weird.
'Which car is Billy's?' Barbara demanded.
Miles daubed at the fresh flow of blood from his nose with his gory sleeve and pointed across the lot, to where a low-slung silver Jaguar glowed softly in the dark, like a phosphorescent sea creature.
Connor ran to stop her, but it was too late. She lifted his cane high over her head and whipped it down over the Jag's windshield with admirable force. The glass crunched and sagged. Fault lines shivered through the entire gleaming surface.
There was an awful, ponderous inevitability to it, like watching a wrecking ball taking down a brick building. She was drawing another crowd, too. It wasn't every day that you saw a middle-aged lady in a pale pink pantsuit bashing a hundred-thousand-dollar car to garbage.
'What's her problem?' a big, swag-bellied biker type asked him.
Connor shrugged helplessly. 'He owes her money.'
Barbara looked up, tears streaming down her face. 'That son of a bitch hit my baby!'
'I know he did, Mom, but she's going to be OK. And the guys beat him up for you already, didn't you see?'
'Good,' Barbara said viciously. Erin winced and covered her ears as the cane whistled down and shattered the back window. She put her arms around her mother's shoulders and hurried her back toward the car. Barbara went along without argument, the forgotten cane dragging behind her. The black rubber tip bumped over the asphalt.
Miles grinned through his gore. 'You're a goddess, Mrs. Riggs!'
'I'm sure this is all very therapeutic, but can we leave?' Sean asked.