by enormous breasts and the wide warm smile of a woman who knew her business. She wore a lot of silver and turquoise on her ears, neck and wrists. She had blonde hair, and if it was dyed it was a pro job-no dark roots; it looked like the hair of a surfer girl in her twenties. She had smooth, unwrinkled skin, and if the product of a tuck or two, it was again the work of one hell of a razor man, as LaMoia referred to surgeons. She straightened up as the detective swaggered toward her. He knew he had a good walk; women had been telling him that since junior high.
“That your ride parked up there?” he asked. “The Hummer?”
“Business has been good,” she said, not breaking the practiced smile.
“Hell of a set of wheels,” he said, lowering his eyes to her chest and then back to the emerald green that sat beneath the warm arcs of darkly penciled-or were they dyed? — eyebrows. He smiled back for the first time. “John,” he said, offering his hand and squeezing hers so that she understood his strength. He liked to get things straight right off the top. “Gulf War, right? The Hummer?”
“Yes.”
“Hell of a set of wheels,” he repeated, knowing the car cost over two years of pay for him.
“It makes a statement,” she said honestly. He liked that. Standing, smoothing her blouse and skirt until she approved of the contours, she added, “Some people respond to that. You don’t, do you?”
“Not in terms of a person’s ride,” he replied. “Other things I respond to. Sure.”
“Nice boots,” she stabbed, quickly and efficiently. Calling his number. “Some kind of endangered snake or something?” Leading the way toward the front door, she let him have two very active cheeks. She was no stranger to the Stairmaster. The woman was a prepared, well-conceived package. He warned himself to watch out; he’d have his checkbook out in a minute if he wasn’t careful.
She keyed the front door. “Owners are overseas. Microsoft. Paris. They have it priced at five-fifteen. They bought high, a couple years back. Comps would put it closer to four and a half. I don’t represent them-only you-so I can tell you all this.”
He realized his mistake then and he chastised himself. Sometimes he was too flip, too impressed by his own genius to step back and look at what he was doing. Boldt was forever on his case: “Lose just a little of the attitude, John, and maybe there’s no one better at what you do.”
He had picked the wrong house. He should have manipulated her into the house across the street from the Shotzes. The visual environment was a great stimulus to memory. He tuned her out briefly while debating how to pull the switch on her. He could claim poverty. The one across from Shotz had to be in the twos, if that.
“If someone puts a chain saw to those four pines down there, then the lake view might justify the low fives,” she said, pointing down the hill. She wore fire-engine red nail polish. It worked with the Mexican skirt. “It’s a killer view, I’m sure, but those trees are our bargaining chip.” She moved well. Knew her body. She did a slight spin and faced him, her skirt still following. “You single … or married?” she added as an afterthought.
“They’re ostrich.”
“They’re
The expression-“Am I right?”-was one his lieutenant, Shoswitz, used all the time. It sounded funny coming from a pair of moist red lips. “Single,” he said.
She bit the corner of her lip, lowered her head demurely and looked out the tops of her eyes at him-her little girl look. Convincing, too. “We’re going to do some business here, John.” Allowing a full grin, she asked, “Do you get that feeling?”
“I got all sorts of feelings going at the moment,” he answered.
She barked a small laugh of surprise. Maybe he had scored one on her. She whisked past him, close enough for her skirt to drag on his jeans and make a whispering sound. “Let me show you the rest.”
“I’d like that,” he added so quickly it sounded as if he’d expected the line.
She stopped at the bottom of the stairs. “Yes, you will. It’s dreamy. Everything you’re looking for, and more.”
“Is it built to take it?” he asked, following her up. “A single guy can kind of put a place to the test.”
“Oh, I think it can handle a guy like you, John. I think we’ve got a good match, here.”
It was a little too much fun for him to want to spoil things. He enjoyed this kind of sparring. Didn’t find much of it anymore. Maybe he’d been pursuing women too young, he thought.
“How about you?” he asked, reaching the top landing. “All those rings, a guy can’t tell if you’re married or not.”
She held up her left hand and examined the assortment of jewelry. “Is that right?” she said. “Well, you’d never make much of a detective, would you? Do you see a wedding band anywhere here?” She held out the hand for him, pulled it into a fist and motioned with her index finger for him to follow. She walked him to the end of the hall and the splendid elevated view of the lake. “Rings come off, you know.” She threw open the door. It was to the master bedroom. “Now this,” she said, returning to her saleswoman voice. “This is a room you can really sink your teeth into.”
“Do tell,” LaMoia said, wondering if he dare follow her inside.
The bathroom was marble and large enough to park the Camaro. She was wearing a good scent, warm and suggestive. In the close confines it grew stronger. “What do I call you?” LaMoia asked. “Sherry? I keep thinking of the wine.”
“You can call me anything you like, sweetheart. I answer to Sherry, but I can get used to change real quickly. In my line of work, you learn to adapt.”
“Even four and a half is steep for me. And to be honest, it’s more house than I need. I’m kind of a bedroom and kitchen guy. My needs are small.”
“Don’t underrate yourself.”
“And I hadn’t considered the bridge traffic, which was stupid. I’m thinking maybe I should be looking north of town. Above Forty-fifth. Didn’t I see a sign of yours on Fifty-second, Fifty-first?”
“Fifty-first.” She sounded disappointed. He had just cut her commission in half.
“What’s that one going for?”
“Asking two-thirty. I think they’ll probably get it.”
“Could we see it? Take a look?”
“This is a steal at four-fifty. It’s worth the offer.” The spark went out of her eye, as if he had pointed out the mole on her neck below her ear, which did bother him. When he failed to reply to her suggestion, she said, “Sure thing. Today?”
“If you have the time.”
“Well you’re the client, sweetheart,” she said, her engines running again. “What works for you works for me.”
LaMoia felt awkward turning his back on the Shotz residence as he walked up the short front path to the house. A white van belonging to KOMO News was parked out front topped with all kinds of antennae. The Shotzes had yet to grant interviews. Thank God for small favors, he thought.
Sherry Daech’s backside kept his attention as she climbed the short steps to the front door. “You know that kidnapping yesterday?” she asked as she worked with the realtor’s combination box to get the key. “Happened right there.”
She turned around to point, but saw LaMoia’s badge first and it registered with shock.
LaMoia flipped the badge wallet closed and slipped it into his pants pocket. “It’s Detective Sergeant. Crimes Against Persons division. Homicide. You had an open house last night.”
She stammered, “The house on Mercer?”
“I tried to make an appointment through your receptionist.”
“You little shit.” She looked him over. “You come on to me hoping for an interrogation? I ought to file a complaint!”
“I came on to you because you came on to me.”
“Is that so?”
“Because you’re an attractive woman,” he said, hoping to annul some of the damage. “You know how to talk the talk. I like that.”
