hand!”
Doyle nodded and inched his way back toward the man with the dagger. “Don’t worry,” he called to Burghard. “I’m not going to break the connection.” He reached Friedeman’s free hand and clasped it, and then the man levered the dagger blade loose and drew it out of Doyle’s foot. He sheathed it and reached behind himself to join hands with the man who had been gripping his boot chain. When Burghard said, “Up,” the five men rose shakily.
Doyle’s foot felt like the knife blade was still in it, and when the string of men began shuffling and limping carefully along the foot of the dock toward the ladder he looked back and saw that he was leaving steaming dark stains on the ice and that where his foot had originally been nailed down there was a large irregular dark blot, already iced over.
“Hang onto the man above you, and just use your feet on the ladder,” called Burghard, who now stood on the dock, his face visibly pale even in the orange firelight. “We’ll pull you up.”
In a couple of minutes Doyle and five members of the Antaeus Brotherhood sat or stood swaying unsteadily on the dock, catching their breath, basking in the heat from the burning boat and letting the healing strength spread upward through their boot chains like restoring slugs of brandy.
“He’s… moved on after swatting us,” Burghard panted as he knotted a handkerchief around his cut hand. “We’re lucky that he … underestimated the amount of time he had, and just shot the quick spell of Malign Animation at us. If he’d taken the time to chant the Deadly Air spell right away… “
A man was dashing across the ice toward them. “Ye sons of bitches!” screamed the portly owner of the destroyed boat. He gestured expressively at his unfortunate craft. “I’ll have ye all dragged before the magistrates!”
Burghard fumbled awkwardly in a pocket with his good but wrong side hand, yanked out a purse and tossed it. “Our apologies,” he shouted as the man caught it. “There is enough there for a new boat and to pay for your time while you find one.”
He turned to Doyle and the others. “We lost six men here,” he said quietly. “And some of you have sustained injuries that need immediate attention—your foot, sir, is a case in point—and our second greatest armor—ready cash—is gone. It would not be cowardly at this point to fall back to our rooms and… patch ourselves up, get some food and sleep, and pursue this matter on the morrow.”
Doyle, who had taken off his boot and knotted a section of his scarf around his foot and soaked it in brandy, pulled the boot back on, gritting his teeth against the pain, and then looked up at Burghard. “I’ve got to go on,” he said hoarsely, “if I’m ever to get home. But you’re right. You people have done… far more than I ever had a right to ask. And I’m terribly sorry about your six men.”
He stood up, glad now of the intense cold, for it acted as an anesthetic on his foot.
Longwell shook his head unhappily. “No,” he said. “On the north side of the river I’d have been most willing to forego the chase and return to our dinner. But now that McHugh and Kickham and the others are killed—I couldn’t savor the port, knowing that their slayer was at liberty… and probably boasting of his deed.”
“Aye,” said Stowell, still fingering his scarf mistrustfully. “Time enough for food and drink after we’ve sent this fellow to hell.”
Burghard’s face, haggard as sea-polished driftwood in the orange light, broke into a hard grin. “So be it. And, sir,” he said, turning to Doyle, “neither trouble nor flatter yourself with the notion that these men died in aid of you. This is the work we’re paid for, and the considerable danger is the reason for our considerable pay. And if you hadn’t pitched Stowell to safety, we’d all be lying dead out there. You can walk?”
“I will walk.”
“Very well.” Burghard stepped to the edge of the dock. “Is the payment adequate?” he called to the boat’s owner, who was crouched on the ice watching it burn.
“Oh aye, aye,” the man nodded, waving cheerfully. “Ye be free always to borrow any boat of mine.”
“At least someone is clearing a profit this evening,” muttered Burghard bitterly.
The boat, a seething inferno now, rolled over and by slow degrees fell through the broken and melted ice, and through the clouds of steam the burning cross beams could be seen to fall one at a time, like counting fingers.
* * *
The innkeeper’s eyes narrowed with annoyance when Doyle ducked under the lintel and stepped into the room, then widened in surprise when he saw Burghard and the others follow him in. “This fellow is with you, Owen?” the innkeeper asked doubtfully.
“Yes, Boaz,” Burghard snapped, “and the Brotherhood will pay for all damages he may have done. Have you seen a—”
“The man who fell with me onto the tables,” Doyle interrupted. “Where is he?”
“That one? Yes, damn it, he—”
The house trembled, as if a powerful bass organ had begun playing a dirge in notes too deep to hear, and a high, flat singing could be faintly heard, seeming to come from a great distance away. The chain around Doyle’s ankle began vibrating strongly. It itched.
“Where is he?” Burghard shouted.
Abruptly a lot of things happened at once. The candles in the wooden chandeliers flared and spouted like Fourth of July fireworks, bouncing bright purple fireballs off the ceiling and casting heavy clouds of a shockingly malodorous smoke, and with a racket of tearing and snapping the tables sprang to pieces, tossing food, dishes, pitchers and diners in all directions, and as Doyle blinked roundabout in the sudden pandemonium he noticed that a long, twisting white funnel like a tornado had appeared over the head of Boaz the innkeeper. Doyle looked at the sprawled diners and saw a similar funnel twisting and swelling over each head. In sudden fright he looked up, but no ectoplasmic larva writhed above him, nor, he ascertained a moment later, over the heads of any of his companions.
It must be the chains, he thought, protecting us from this unholy Pentecost. Glancing down, he saw that his chain was fizzing brightly with gold sparks, and his companions each seemed to be wearing a whole ignited pack of sparklers on the right boot.
The exploded tables hastily reassembled themselves into vaguely anthropoid shapes, their face surfaces bristling with twitching splinters like iron filings on a magnet, and they began stumbling and lurching through the purple-lit smoke, slamming their wooden arms randomly against people, walls and each other, like blind berserkers.
“Circle!” Burghard yelled, and Doyle found himself pushed between Longwell and Stowell as the members of the Antaeus Brotherhood shifted their positions to form a loop. The others had drawn swords and daggers, and though Doyle couldn’t see how such mundane weapons could damage adversaries like these, he crouched forward to wrench the sword from the scabbard of a diner who’d been felled on his way to the door.
The white funnels now stretched rapidly upward and all slapped against one point on the ceiling. A big lump of the stuff began forming there. The dozen or so people who were connected by their heads to this spidery unpleasantness had, whether sitting, standing or lying down, ceased all motion, but now they all turned imbecilically calm eyes toward the circle of armed men by the front door. And the ungainly wooden men paused, as if listening, and then, blind no longer, all turned to face the Brotherhood and shuffled toward them with a cautious restraint.
One of them paused in front of Burghard and drew its table leg arm back for a smashing blow, but before it swung Burghard lunged in and poked his sword against the thing’s shoulder joint, and the block of wood that was its arm ceased to adhere to the table top that was its chest, and fell off and banged on the floor.
Without conscious thought Doyle leaped forward in a hop-lunge that put his point squarely in the belly of another—and brought tears to his eyes from the pain in his foot—and the thing fell to the ground like an armful of firewood.
In the ensuing melee this proved to be the way to deal with the things, and though Stowell was knocked unconscious by a blow from one of them and Doyle’s right arm was nearly paralyzed by a blow on the point of the shoulder, in a couple of minutes of leaping, ducking and lunging they’d reduced all of the things except one to inert lumber—the exception was the last one which, when it had found itself alone facing four swords, had in a
