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leg all men's lovers come to this'

That was my first meeting with Nick Damiano; there were others over the next four months, none of which lasted more than five minutes. Skeletons came into all of them, in one way or another. Once he sang half a dozen verses of the old spiritual, 'Dry Bones,' in a pretty good baritone. Another time he quoted, ''The Knight's bones are dust/And his good sword rust-/ His Soul is with the saints, I trust.' Later I looked it up and it was a rhyme from an obscure work by Coleridge. On the other days he made sly little comments: 'Why hello there, I knew it was you coming-I heard your bones chattering and clacking all the way down the street.' And 'Cleaned out your closet lately? Might be skeletons hiding in there.' And 'Sure is hot today. Sure would be fine to take off our skins and just sit around in our bones.'

I asked one of the Medford's other residents, a guy named Iry Feinberg, why Nick seemed to have such a passion for skeletons. Feinberg didn't know, nobody knew, he said, because Nick wouldn't discuss it. He told me that Nick even owned a genuine skeleton, liberated from some medical facility, and that he kept it wired to the wall of his room and burned candles in its skull.

A screwball, this Nick Damiano-sure. But he did his work and did it well, and he was always cheerful and friendly, and he never gave anybody any trouble. Harmless old Nick. A happy whack, marching to the rhythm of dry old bones chattering and clacking together inside his head. Everybody in the neighborhood found him amusing, including me: San Francisco has always been proud of its characters, its kooks. Yeah, everyone liked old Nick.

Except that somebody didn't like him, after all.

Somebody took hold of a blunt instrument one raw November night, in that little basement room with the skeleton leering on from the wall, and beat Nick Damiano to death.

It was four days after the murder that Iry Feinberg came to see me. He was a rotund little guy in his sixties, very energetic, a retired plumber who wore loud sports coats and spent most of his time doping out the races at Golden Gate Fields and a variety of other tracks. He had known Nick as well as anyone could, had called him his friend.

I was alone in the office when Feinberg walked in; Eberhardt was down at the Hall of Justice, trying to coerce some of his former cop pals into giving him background information on a missing-person case he was working. Feinberg said by way of greeting, 'Nice office you got here,' which was a lie, and came over and plopped himself into one of the clients' chairs. 'You busy? Or you got a few minutes we can talk?'

'What can I do for you, Mr. Feinberg?'

'The cops have quit on Nick's murder,' he said. 'They don't come around anymore, they don't talk to anybody in the hotel. I called down to the Hall of Justice. I wanted to know what's happening. I got the big runaround.'

'The police don't quit a homicide investigation-'

'The hell they don't. A guy like Nick Damiano? It's no big deal to them. They figure it was somebody looking for easy money, a drug addict from over in the Tenderloin. On account of Dan Cady, he's the night clerk, found the door to the alley unlocked just after he found Nick's body.'

'That sounds like a reasonable theory,' I said.

'Reasonable, hell. The door wasn't tampered with or anything; it was just unlocked. So how'd the drug addict get in? Nick wouldn't have left that door unlocked; he was real careful about things like that. And he wouldn't have let a stranger in, not at that time of night.'

'Well, maybe the assailant came in through the front entrance and went out through the alley door…'

'No way,' Feinberg said. 'Front door's on a night security lock from eight o'clock on; you got to buzz the desk from outside and Dan Cady'll come see who you are. If he don't know you, you don't get in.'

'All right, maybe the assailant wasn't a stranger. Maybe he's somebody Nick knew.'

'Sure, that's what I think. But not somebody outside the hotel. Nick never let people in at night, not anybody, not even somebody lives here; you had to go around to the front door and buzz the desk. Besides, he didn't have any outside friends that came to see him. He didn't go out himself either. He had to tend to the heat, for one thing, do other chores, so he stayed put. I know all that because I spent plenty of evenings with him, shooting craps for pennies… Nick liked to shoot craps, he called it 'rolling dem bones.'

Skeletons, I thought. I said, 'What do you think then, Mr. Feinberg? That somebody from the hotel killed Nick?'

'That's what I think,' he said. 'I don't like it, most of those people are my friends, but that's how it looks to me.'

'You have anybody specific in mind?'

'No. Whoever it was, he was in there arguing with Nick before he killed him.'

'Oh? How do you know that?'

'George Weaver heard them. He's our newest tenant, George is, moved in three weeks ago. Used to be a bricklayer in Chicago, came out here to be with his daughter when he retired, only she had a heart attack and died last month. His other daughter died young and his wife died of cancer; now he's all alone.' Feinberg shook his head. 'It's a hell of a thing to be old and alone.'

I agreed that it must be.

'Anyhow, George was in the basement getting something out of his storage bin and he heard the argument. Told Charley Slattery a while later that it didn't sound violent or he'd have gone over and banged on Nick's door. As it was, he just went back upstairs.'

'Who's Charley Slattery?'

'Charley lives at the Medford and works over at Monahan's Gym on Turk Street. Used to be a small-time fighter; now he just hangs around doing odd jobs. Not too bright, but he's okay.'

'Weaver didn't recognize the other voice in the argument?'

'No. Couldn't make out what it was all about either.'

'What time was that?'

'Few minutes before eleven, George says.'

'Did anyone else overhear the argument?'

'Nobody else around at the time.'

'When was the last anybody saw Nick alive?'

'Eight o'clock. Nick came up to the lobby to fix one of the lamps wasn't working. Dan Cady talked to him a while when he was done.'

'Cady found Nick's body around two A.M.?'

'Two-fifteen.'

'How did he happen to find it? That wasn't in the papers.'

'Well, the furnace was still on. Nick always shuts it off by midnight or it got to be too hot upstairs. So Dan went down to find out why and there was Nick lying on the floor of his room with his head all beat in.'

'What kind of guy is Cady?'

'Quiet, keeps to himself, spends most of his free time reading library books. He was a college history teacher once, up in Oregon. But he got in some kind of trouble with a woman-this was back in the forties, teachers had to watch their morals-and the college fired him and he couldn't get another teaching job. He fell into the booze for a lot of years afterward. But he's all right now. Belongs to AA.'

I was silent for a time. Then I asked, 'The police didn't find anything that made them suspect one of the other residents?'

'No, but that don't mean much.' Feinberg made a disgusted noise through his nose. 'Cops. They don't even know what it was bashed in Nick's skull, what kind of weapon. Couldn't find it anywhere. They figure the killer took it away through that unlocked alley door and got rid of it. I figure the killer unlocked the door to make it look like an outside job, then went upstairs and hid the weapon somewhere till next day.'

'Let's suppose you're right. Who might have a motive to've killed Nick?'

'Well… nobody, far as I know. But somebody's got one, you can bet on that.'

'Did Nick get along with everybody at the Medford?'

'Sure,' Feinberg said. Then he frowned a little and said, 'Except Wesley Thane, I guess. But I can't see Wes beating anybody's head in. He pretends to be tough but he's a wimp. And a goddamn snob.'

'Oh?'

'He's an actor. Little theater stuff these days, but once he was a bit player down in Hollywood, made a lot of