We were in the middle of mushroom omelettes with fruit-I wanted home-fried potatoes with mine, but Kerry was always after me to limit my starch and carb intake-when the heavyset guy came in. I noticed him because I was facing toward the entrance and he made some noise shutting the door behind him. He was in his forties, homely to the point of ugliness, wearing old clothes and a scowl on a mouth the size of a small trough. He stood for a few seconds scanning the room, spotted an empty stool at the near end of the counter, and made for it in hard, almost aggressive strides. Man not having a good day, I thought. Or a good life, for that matter.
As soon as he climbed onto the stool, one of a group of three men in the booth behind him and next to ours said in a carrying voice, “Well, look who just came in. The mayor himself.”
The heavyset guy stiffened, turned his head slightly to mutter something, then turned it back as one of the waitresses, a plump blonde, approached him.
“Haven’t seen much of you lately, Your Honor,” the same man in the booth said to his back. “You been away on official business?”
“Coffee,” Heavyset growled at the waitress.
“Anything to eat?”
“Chocolate donut, if you got any left.”
“We don’t. Sorry.”
“Just as well,” the talkative one said. “Chocolate donuts’re bad for your waistline, Mr. Mayor. What’ll your constituents think?”
Heavyset spun on his stool, high color blotching his cheeks, and half shouted, “Knock that mayor shit off, goddamn it!”
The noise level in there went down quick. One of the women customers made an offended noise; a father sitting with his wife and two small daughters called out an angry “Hey!” The redhaired waitress said sharply, “You watch your language in here, Pete. This is a family restaurant.”
“Tell that to Verriker and his buddies there.”
“Lighten up, why don’t you?” another of the men said.
“I’ll lighten up when you all leave me the hell alone. All of you. All of you.”
“Hey, take it easy-”
Heavyset said, “I ain’t taking crap from nobody anymore,” and jerked off his stool, glared at the three men, threw a couple of random glares around the room, and stalked out.
As soon as he was gone, the atmosphere in there climbed back up to normal. The man named Verriker said, “Balfour gets weirder and weirder all the time.”
“Well, you keep yanking his chain, Ned,” one of his friends said.
“Hell, it’s just a joke. He used to be able to take being kidded.”
“Not anymore. He always was a hothead, but now it’s like he thinks everybody’s out to get him.”
“Brought it on himself, didn’t he? The way he does business, treats people?”
The other friend said, “Never know what a guy like that’s liable to do. I say it’d be smart to cut him some slack.”
“Maybe you’re right.”
Conversation among the three lagged after that. A couple of minutes later, they paid their bill and went out in a bunch.
Kerry said, “Now what do you suppose that was all about?”
“No idea.”
“People here don’t seem to like their mayor very much.”
“If he is the mayor. Didn’t look like a politician to me.”
He wasn’t one. When the waitress came over with our check, Kerry, who is neither shy nor retiring, asked her if Pete Balfour was the mayor of Six Pines. The question brought a wry and somewhat sour chuckle.
“Not hardly. That man couldn’t get elected dogcatcher if we needed one.”
“He’s not running for mayor, then?”
“Not of Six Pines,” the waitress said. “He wouldn’t get fifty votes.”
So we still didn’t know what it was all about. Not that it mattered or was worth pursuing. Local business and none of ours.
After lunch, Kerry and I drove down to the south end of town. Just before you got to the Six Pines Fairgrounds, there were a couple of stands selling fireworks. Both had prominently displayed signs written in large letters: WARNING! FOR USE IN DESIGNATED AREAS ONLY! HEAVY FINES FOR UNAUTHORIZED USE!
Kerry said, “The fire danger must be high this time of year.”
“Probably is, as hot and dry as it is.”
“I wonder why they allow fireworks at all.”
“If they weren’t allowed, people would just go buy them somewhere else and bring them in. This way, the authorities can exercise some control.”
“We’re not going to let that effect our decision to buy here, are we? The fire danger, I mean.”
“I don’t see why we should,” I said. “The earthquake threat doesn’t keep us from living in San Francisco.”
The fairgrounds were built on several acres of flatland just before the county road began its climb up out of the valley. What we could see from the road was a single set of pale green bleachers alongside an oval track and field, a handful of low shedlike buildings and animal pens, part of an open grassy area ringed by picnic tables where a flea market was going on, and a wide hardpan parking area. A marquee sign on a couple of tall poles announced the Fourth of July festivities, and advertised stock car racing the last Saturday of every month through September and a flea market every Sunday.
There were quite a few people wandering among the vendor tables in the flea market. Kerry suggested we go in and see what they had for sale.
“More useless junk, probably,” I said.
“They might have some local produce. Flea markets usually do.”
I turned into the lot and we wandered around among the two dozen or so vendors sweltering under awnings and umbrellas and not doing much business. A lot of junk, all right, but Kerry was right about local produce; she bought a carton of ripe strawberries and some vegetables. I didn’t expect to buy anything… until I spotted an old guy who had a bunch of old paperback books spread out on a table and in boxes underneath. I hadn’t brought along anything to read, figuring on just an overnight stay, but now that we were going to be here for a few days, I would need some escapist entertainment. Most of the paperbacks were westerns in ratty condition, but I rummaged up a couple of mysteries by Fredric Brown and Day Keene, pulp writers I’d read and admired.
We didn’t stay long-too hot out in the open field. After we left, I drove us a few miles up the county road to where a small lake was tucked in among the pines, around the lake, then back into Six Pines. We made a brief stop to pick up some additional groceries, did a little roaming in the hillsides above the town, and finally headed up-valley to the rented cabin. Enough exploring for one day.
The cabin faced west, into the blistery eye of the sun, so we stayed inside, sipping cold drinks and reading until early evening. Kerry made a light supper, and by then it was cool enough to eat on the deck. Afterward, we sat and watched the sun fall below the westward mountains, the sky taking on a smoky red color. A light breeze kicked up and it was much cooler as dusk began to settle.
“Nice day,” Kerry said. “Just about perfect except for that little incident in the cafe.”
“Jerks everywhere. The other locals seem friendly enough.”
“I thought so, too. The more I see of Green Valley, the more I like it. If Emily wasn’t coming home Sunday, I wouldn’t mind staying over the Fourth. The parade and picnic sound like fun.”
“Well, we could stay for that and drive back early Saturday.”
“Yes, we could, but the traffic is sure to be horrendous. Anyhow, we don’t have to decide yet. Let’s just take it one day at a time.”
“I’m all for that,” I said. “What I’d like to do tomorrow is check out the river and the trout streams.”
“Go right ahead. No fishing for me.”
“You might enjoy it if you’d just give it a try.”
“Stand in an icy stream and murder some poor trout? I don’t think so.”
