‘Look, what is the worst that can happen if you let me in?’
‘Could get thrown out of the zoku, unentangled. On my own on an alien planet. Not good.’
‘Is there any way to,’ Isidore hesitates. ‘you know, to bribe you?’
The monster studies him.
‘Any gems? Jewels? Gold?’
‘No.’ Come on, Pixil, this is absurd! ‘Chocolate?’
‘What is that?’
‘Cocoa beans, processed in a very particular way. Delicious. For, ah, baselines anyway. This was meant as a present for Lady Pixil herself. Try one.’ He struggles to get the box open, then loses his patience and tears the lid. He tosses a beautifully crafted chocolate nugget to the monster: it snatches it from mid-air.
‘Delicious,’ it says. Then it tears the box from Isidore’s hands. It disappears down its throat with a shredder- like sound. ‘Absolutely delicious. Could I have the spime as well, please? They are going to love these in the Realm.’
‘That was it.’
‘What?’
‘I don’t have any more. It was just a physical object, one of a kind.’
‘Oh crap,’ the monster says. ‘Oh man. That’s way too much. I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to – look, I think I can regurgitate it and we can put it back together again—’
‘Really, it’s fine.’
‘You know, it was a reflex, this body just has to conform to all kinds of narrative stereotypes. I’m sure I can come up with some sort of replica at least—’ The monster opens its mouth wide and starts pushing one of its arms in, at an impossible angle.
‘Can I just go in?’
The monster makes a gurgling sound. ‘Sure. Sure. We’ll say no more about it. I didn’t mean to be an asshole, okay? Have fun.’
The two doors swing open. The world clicks into
There is no diamond cathedral inside. He is standing at the entrance of a large open space, with pipes and wires in the walls and the high ceiling. The air is hot and smells of ozone and stale sweat. The floor is unpleasantly sticky. There are dim neon lights, and ancient-looking, clunky flatscreens on low tables, showing either rough animated characters or abstract dancing shapes. Loud music with a headache-inducing beat fills the space.
The party crowd is moving between the tables, talking to each other. They all look surprisingly …
‘Hey. Want to entangle?’
The girl looks like a plump, pink-haired elf. She is wearing large cat ears, far too much makeup and an uncomfortably tight T-shirt in which a large-eyed female is doing something obscene with
‘Uh, I would love to, but—’ He loosens his bow tie again. ‘I’m actually looking for Pixil.’
The girl stares at him, eyes wide. ‘Ooooh.’
‘Yes, I know, I’m late, but—’
‘It’s all right, it’s not really even started yet, people are just starting to entangle. You are Isidore, right? That is so cool!’ She waves her arms and almost jumps up and down. ‘Pixil talks about you all the time! Everybody knows about you!’
‘You know Pixil?’
‘Silly boy, of course I do! I’m Cyndra. I’m her Epic Mount!’ She squeezes her tiny left boob through the pink fabric. ‘Great avatar, huh? Sue Yi, from the original Qclan! I bought her old lifestream off a – hang on, I shouldn’t tell you that, you play that “detective” game, right? Sorry.’
Isidore ’blinks at the words ‘Epic Mount’, but here in the zoku colony, the Oubliette exomemory system is silent.
‘So, uh, could you tell me where to find Pixil?’
‘No.’
‘Why not?’
‘Silly boy, can’t you tell – it’s a costume party! We’ll have to go and figure out what she is wearing.’ And before Isidore knows it, Cyndra’s sweaty hand is squeezing his and pulling him into the thick of the crowd.
‘You have no idea how many people want to meet you.’ She winks at him. ‘You know, we are all in awe. An Oubliette boy! The things you do with your bodies. Bad, bad, bad.’
‘She told you about—’
‘Oh, she tells me
There are three people huddled around the machines. To Isidore’s eye they don’t look very much like he would expect Pixil to look. Two of them have beards, to begin with. One of the males, tall and lean, wears a yellow cape, a domino mask, shorts and some sort of red tunic. The other is more heavyset, in a loose blue cape with a ragged edge, wearing a pointy-eared mask.
The third is a small, older-looking woman, with thin blond hair, lined face and glasses, in uncomfortable- looking leather armour, sitting with a sword across her knees. Both men are bouncing back and forth in their chairs to the tune of tinny explosions.
Cyndra slaps the lean man on the back, triggering a thunderous on-screen blast. ‘Shit,’ he says, tearing his goggles off. ‘Look at what you did!’
The man in the cape leans back in his chair. ‘You have much to learn, Boy Wonder.’
Isidore’s mouth is dry. He is used to the gevulot handshakes that link names with faces and establish social context. But these are actual
‘Has anyone seen Pixil?’ Cyndra asks.
‘Hey! Stay in character!’ growls the pointy-eared man.
‘Oh, pshaw,’ says Cyndra. ‘This is important.’
‘She was here a moment ago,’ says the lean man, not taking his eyes off the screen, moving a little white device around furiously with his right hand. It makes clicking sounds.
‘Who did she come as? We’re trying to find her.’
‘I don’t know.’
‘I think she was supposed to be McGonigal,’ says the pointy-eared man. ‘She was putting together a Werewolf game in the back room. But she hadn’t changed her body that much. Lame.’
‘All right,’ Cyndra tells Isidore. ‘You stay here. I’m going to get her. Guys, this is Isidore. He is – ta-da! – Pixil’s Significant Other. He’s a gamer, too.’
‘Oooh,’ says the bearded man. The woman in leather gives Isidore an inquisitive look.
‘Isidore, these jokers are the zoku elders. They are usually more polite. Drathdor, Sagewyn and,’ – Cyndra bows slightly when looking at the woman – ‘the Eldest. They will look after you. I’ll be right back. I’m so glad you made it!’
‘Have a seat. Have a beer,’ Sagewyn – the pointy-eared man – says. Isidore sits on one of the baglike chairs on the floor.
‘Thanks.’ He looks at the can, not quite sure how to open it. ‘Looks like a fun party.’
Drathdor snorts.
‘It’s not a party, it’s an age-old ritual!’