Miranda glanced nervously at me, not having a clue who I was or why I was in line to abuse her next, then went back to reasoning with Cam while she pried at his fingers on her wrist, telling him to please calm down.
Cam said, 'Just come on outside for a little bit, sweetheart. Just come on out.'
The blonde was still having no luck with her Mace. It was either wait for her to get it free or do something myself. I decided on the latter.
I grabbed Cam Compton by his frizzy blond hair, yanked him back from Miranda, and slammed his head into a beer keg.
I'm not sure whether the lovely metallic sound came from the keg or Cam's skull, but it stopped him from pestering Miranda pretty effectively. His legs folded into praying position and his face hit the keg again on his way down to the floor. He curled into foetal position on the linoleum, squinting and trying to figure out how to close his mouth.
Miranda's blond friend stared at me. She had just gotten her Mace out. She pointed at me, then looked at Cam on the floor, realized I wasn't a target, and said, 'Shit!'
'You're welcome,' I said.
Miranda half sat, half fell back into her chair. She cupped her wrist, rocking back and forth and pursing her lips. Her friend tried to put her hand on her shoulder but Miranda immediately recoiled. 'I'm all right, I'm all right.'
The manager was not all right. He'd been momentarily stunned by my beer keg routine but now grabbed my upper arm and growled, 'That's fucking it'
He picked up the wall phone. Behind him Miranda's dad and brother insisted they get in this very minute.
'Just hold on now!' Miranda's voice was surprisingly loud.
The manager stopped dialling. Miranda's kinfolk stopped pushing their way in.
Miranda held up both hands like she was preparing to catch a basketball she really didn't want. She looked at me, her mouth trying to form a question.
'Tres Navarre,' I volunteered. 'Milo Chavez asked me to come by. I saw Cam getting a little out of control so-'
I put up my palms. I couldn't think of a euphemism for slamming someone's head into a keg.
'Am I throwing this guy out or what?' demanded the manager.
'Goddamn yes!' roared Miranda's father.
'Gam nam,' mumbled Cam.
Miranda and the blonde looked at each other. Miranda sighed, exasperated, but she told the manager to let it go, told her dad and brother everything was fine and I was probably not a lunatic and please get on out.
Miranda's dad took a little more convincing than that. Miranda had to assure him repeatedly she was fine. She told him I was from Milo Chavez. That did not seem to comfort the old man greatly. Finally he shuffled back out into the club, mumbling prophesies of doom about young men who dressed poorly and carried backpacks.
When the crowd had dispersed, the blonde looked down at Cam Compton, who was still pulling himself into a ball. She looked at me and slowly cracked a smile. 'So you're from Milo?'
'Firstclass service at economy prices.'
'I'll be damned. Chavez finally did something right. Buy you a beer?'
Miranda looked at her like she was crazy.
Cam mumbled, 'Kill you.'
I told the ladies, 'I'll be right back.'
I picked up Cam by his wrists and dragged him outside.
'Very cool,' the blonde said as I left the room.
A few people looked down as I dragged the guitarist past the bar and out the door.
Some laughed. One said, 'Ole Cam.'
Garrett wheeled up behind me and followed me out. 'Lovely. I suppose I can write this place off my list, too. You should visit more often, little bro. Jesus Christ.'
Once we got out into the Union lobby I deposited Cam sideways on a folding table. He was mumbling some feeble threats and trying to spit the hair out of his mouth.
'Just great,' Garrett growled as we went back in. 'Jimmy Buffett's at Manor Downs in two weeks. Cam knows the keyboardist. I guess I can pretty much forget that backstage pass now.'
I told the manager to get my brother a Shiner Bock.
'Fuck that,' said Garrett. 'You got any LSD?'
When I returned to the back room, Miranda and the blonde were drinking newly opened Lone Stars and talking.
Their conversation cut off abruptly when they saw me.
'Hey, sweetie,' said the blonde. She offered me a longneck and a chair. 'Your name was-'
I told her again.
'I'm Allison SaintPierre. I guess you figured out this is Miranda.'
Allison SaintPierre. Les' wife. I tried to keep the surprise off my face.
I shook Miranda's good hand. It was soft and warm with no grip at all. 'I'm a fan as of tonight.'
Miranda gave me a practiced smile. 'The first set was off.'
'Like hell,' Allison said.
They made good foils for each other-Miranda, dark haired, reserved, petite? Allison, tan and tall with straight blond hair and a smile that had no reservation at all. Allison's white tube top and jeans showed off a good figure, almost too curvy, the kind that would've gotten all the catcalls in middle school gym class. I kept trying to think of her as Mrs. SaintPierre. I couldn't quite get my mind around it.
'You've got a name from Chaucer,' I told her.
Allison drank her beer, looking at me over the top. Her eyes were green.
'That's a first,' she said. 'Most guys open with Elvis Costello.'
Miranda smiled weakly like she remembered that conversation from every bar they'd ever been in. She also looked like she was used to Allison getting the offstage attention. She sat back in her chair, stared at her drink, and looked relieved.
' 'The Miller's Tale,' ' I said. 'Alisoun was famous for making a guy kiss her ass.'
Allison's eyes looked brighter when she laughed. 'Damn straight. I like her already.'
'You an English professor, Mr. Navarre?' Miranda asked without looking up. 'Milo called you a-what was it?'
' 'A pretty smart armbreaker,' ' Allison supplied. She winked at me.
'I'm gratified,' I said. 'Where is Milo?'
Allison made a face. She was about to offer some unflattering hypothesis when Miranda cut her off.
'He said he'd try to come late if he could. Some kind of crisis at the office.'
Allison gave me a cautious look, probably appraising how much she should say. 'I guess you heard about the fun we've been having-the potshots, stolen demo tapes, the occasional murdered fiddle player.'
'Not to mention your missing husband.'
I wanted to see their reactions. I wanted to judge whether Allison knew that I knew, whether Miranda had been told. Apparently Milo's communication lines had opened up. Miranda looked pained but not surprised. Allison just smiled.
'He'll be back,' she insisted, more to Miranda than me. 'I know the asshole well enough to know that. Soon as he's through popping pills and screwing debutantes.'
She tried for casual disdain and didn't quite make it.
There was an uncomfortable silence. I drank my beer. Miranda pushed on the blue coolant gel in the bag on her wrist, one finger at a time. Allison got restless.
Suddenly she laughed. She leaned across the table toward me and her hair spilled over her right shoulder in a silky line, like somebody pulling a curtain. The front edge swept across the table until it got caught in a ring of water where her beer had been.
'Screw Les, anyway. Miranda was my discovery. Did you know that, Tres?'
Miranda started to protest.
