“Now we have to hurry,” said the Big F. “We should go through your stage directions. The hypogeum is all set!”
Percy was ready to slice this giant in half and get out of there, but Otis was standing over Nico. If a battle started, Nico was in no condition to defend himself. Percy needed to buy him some recovery time.
Jason raised his gold
“Hypogeum!” Ephialtes said. “You’re a Roman demigod, aren’t you? You should know! Ah, but I suppose if we do our job right down here in the underworks, you really wouldn’t know the hypogeum exists.”
“I know that word,” Piper said. “It’s the area under a coliseum. It housed all the set pieces and machinery used to create special effects.”
Ephialtes clapped enthusiastically. “Exactly so! Are you a student of the theater, my girl?”
“Uh…my dad’s an actor.”
“Wonderful!” Ephialtes turned toward his brother. “Did you hear that, Otis?”
“Actor,” Otis murmured. “Everybody’s an actor. No one can dance.”
“Be nice!” Ephialtes scolded. “At any rate, my girl, you’re absolutely right, but
At Otis’s feet, Nico shuddered. Percy felt like a hellhound hamster wheel somewhere in his chest had started moving again. At least Nico was alive. Now they just had to defeat the giants, preferably without destroying the city of Rome, and get out of here to find their friends.
“So!” Percy said, hoping to keep the giants’ attention on him. “Stage directions, you said?”
“Yes!” Ephialtes said. “Now, I
Percy’s mouth tasted like bad nymph water. “Already doomed. You don’t mean she’s—”
“Dead?” the giant asked. “No. Not yet. But don’t worry! We’ve got your other friends locked up, you see.”
Piper made a strangled sound. “Leo? Hazel and Frank?”
“Those are the ones,” Ephialtes agreed. “So we can use
Jason snarled. “You want entertaining? I’ll give you entertaining.”
Piper stepped forward. Somehow she managed a sweet smile. “I’ve got a better idea,” she told the giants. “Why don’t you let us go? That would be an incredible twist. Wonderful entertainment value, and it would prove to the world how cool you are.”
Nico stirred. Otis looked down at him. His snaky feet flicked their tongues at Nico’s head.
“Plus!” Piper said quickly. “Plus, we could do some dance moves as we’re escaping. Perhaps a ballet number!”
Otis forgot all about Nico. He lumbered over and wagged his finger at Ephialtes. “You see? That’s what I was telling you! It would be incredible!”
For a second, Percy thought Piper was going to pull it off. Otis looked at his brother imploringly. Ephialtes tugged at his chin as if considering the idea.
At last he shook his head. “No…no, I’m afraid not. You see, my girl, I am the anti-Dionysus. I have a reputation to uphold. Dionysus thinks he knows parties? He’s wrong! His revels are tame compared to what I can do. That old stunt we pulled, for instance, when we piled up mountains to reach Olympus—”
“I told you that would never work,” Otis muttered.
“And the time my brother covered himself with meat and ran through an obstacle course of drakons—”
“You said Hephaestus-TV would show it during prime time,” Otis said. “No one even
“Well, this spectacle will be
Something dropped from the ceiling and landed at Percy’s feet: a loaf of sandwich bread in a white plastic wrapper with red and yellow dots.
Percy picked it up. “Wonder bread?”
“Magnificent, isn’t it?” Ephialtes’s eyes danced with crazy excitement. “You can keep that loaf. I plan on distributing millions to the people of Rome as I obliterate them.”
“Wonder bread is good,” Otis admitted. “Though the Romans should dance for it.”
Percy glanced over at Nico, who was just starting to move. Percy wanted him to be at least conscious enough to crawl out of the way when the fighting started. And Percy needed more information from the giants about Annabeth, and where his other friends were being kept.
“Maybe,” Percy ventured, “you should bring our other friends here. You know, spectacular deaths…the more the merrier, right?”