mobbed them.
“I can’t wait for seventh grade!” Madison shrieked.
“We are going to rule Pettygrove Junior High!” Ann shouted back.
At that moment, Madison felt invincible.
Chapter 1
“I Want to Report a Murder!”
“I want to report a murder!” Thelma Bauer told the two policemen as soon as she opened the door.
Officer Jerry Kwong unsnapped his holster so he could get to his gun quickly. He looked like he expected a machete-wielding maniac to leap out at him. Officer Barry Jensen sighed. He’d forgotten to warn his rookie colleague about Thelma. Normally an order to investigate a murder had the effect of a double shot of espresso, but when Thelma Bauer was the complaining witness he reacted as if he was responding to a report about a missing cat.
Thelma Bauer was a sixty-nine-year-old retired bookkeeper who watched too many crime shows on TV. Unfortunately, they gave her a view of the world in which everyone was a suspect, and she was constantly reporting suspicious behavior. Over the years, Thelma had reported several “criminals” who turned out to be gardeners, salesmen, and delivery boys.
“Tell us what you saw, ma’am,” Kwong said.
After calling 911, Thelma had combed her short gray hair, applied makeup, and put on her nicest dress. She always made it a point to dress up when she phoned 911 in case television reporters followed the police. Thelma smiled at the handsome young policeman. Then she remembered why he was there and cast a nervous look at the house next door.
“We’d better go inside, in case he comes back,” she said.
“In case
“Mark Shelby, the killer,” Thelma whispered.
Kwong and Thelma went inside. Officer Jensen hitched up his gun belt and pulled pants fabric out of his butt before following them.
The drapes were closed, but an old-fashioned floor lamp illuminated a floral couch covered in plastic; shelves full of snow globes, ceramic cats, and other knickknacks; and a forty-six-inch plasma TV that looked out of place among the dowdy furnishings.
“What makes you think Mr. Shelby is a killer?” Jensen asked.
“Oh, there’s no doubt about that,” Thelma answered with a confident smile. “Would you two like some coffee cake and tea?”
Kwong was about to accept when Jensen laid a hand on his forearm. The first time he’d answered one of Thelma’s 911 calls, he’d made the mistake of accepting and had almost choked on the worst cake he’d ever tasted.
“Thanks, but we’ll have to turn you down,” Jensen said. “If a murder’s been committed, time is of the essence.”
“I understand completely. If a homicide isn’t solved in the first forty-eight hours, the chances of it ever being solved begin to disappear,” Thelma said, repeating the words of a wise detective from her favorite mystery drama.
“Exactly, Miss Bauer. So, why do you think a murder has been committed?” Jensen asked. Kwong whipped out a notebook and pen so he could take down Thelma’s statement.
“I saw the killer getting rid of the body.”
“Really?” Jensen said, fighting hard to keep the skepticism out of his voice. “Do you remember reporting a mob hit last year?”
Thelma blushed. “That was very embarrassing, but I was certain that Mr. Bellini had been murdered by gangsters. In an episode of
“In real life, Miss Bauer, a pipe burst in Mr. Bellini’s living room and the ‘hit men’ turned out to be carpet cleaners.”
“This was no carpet, I assure you. I saw Mark Shelby put his wife’s body in the back of his station wagon and drive away at high speed. Why would he peel out if he wasn’t trying to get away from the scene of a crime?”
“You saw the body?” Jensen pressed.
“Not clearly, but he was carrying something that was the same size as Mrs. Shelby and I’d heard her scream just moments before.”
“Why don’t you start at the beginning?” Kwong suggested. “When did you first suspect foul play?”
“When their screams woke me up. And it wasn’t the first time. This neighborhood was very peaceful until they moved in. The Shelbys fight all the time. Sometimes it’s late at night, sometimes it’s at dinner time. Today, they picked five o’clock in the morning and they woke me out of a sound sleep.
“My bedroom window faces their kitchen and there’s only a thin strip of lawn to separate us. It was a warm evening and I kept my window open. I couldn’t see much, but I could certainly hear those two shouting at each other.”
“What did they say?” Kwong asked.
“I’m not sure. The kitchen window was closed. But they were both very angry. I did hear Ruth Shelby scream and I think I heard glass shatter. I thought he must be killing her. Then I heard the Shelbys’ front door slam. I went into this room as fast as I could.”
Thelma walked to the wall closest to the Shelbys’ house and pulled back the drapes. Jensen could see the Shelbys’ front lawn. At the side of the house farthest from them was a driveway.
“Their station wagon was parked facing out from the garage. The gate in the back of the car was down. Mark Shelby had his back to me. Ruth is a small woman and Mark is very big. I believe he played football. I could see he had something in his arms, and he was bent forward, like you would be if you were carrying a body. Then he heaved the corpse into the trunk, slammed the gate shut, and drove away at a high rate of speed, as if he was making a getaway. That’s when I called 911.”
“Did you check to see if Mrs. Shelby was home before you called 911?”
“Of course. I was afraid to go over there in case
“We’d better go over and see what’s what,” Jensen said. He was certain that Mrs. Shelby would answer the door and he and Kwong could investigate real crimes or, better yet, go for donuts and coffee.
The policemen left Thelma’s house and crossed the lawn. Jensen looked back and saw Thelma watching them. He rang the Shelbys’ doorbell and waited patiently. When no one responded, he rang the bell again and knocked loudly.
“Police,” he shouted after waiting for a response. When there was still no answer, Jensen tried the knob and was surprised when the door opened. Jensen frowned. This was suspicious. Why would the Shelbys leave the front door open if they were out?
“Cover me,” he whispered to Kwong as he edged into the house with his gun drawn. He paused in the front room and listened for any signs of life, but the house was dead silent. Jensen looked around. The living room was clean and filled with expensive modern furniture.
“Bauer said the argument was in the kitchen,” Jensen whispered. Kwong nodded. They moved down the hall in a crouch. Jensen felt butterflies flitting inside his stomach. He was too old for gunfights, and it was too early in
