ever since the funeral, to the point where I was ready to get this baby deal done.
Delores talked with her mouth full of wienie. “Sometimes when I have a real orgasm I tell the guy I faked it so he won’t be so cocky. I hate a cocky guy.”
Delores had gone king-hell ape on the getup—bright red boots, tight pants, and low-cut blouse deal that showed big air between her breasts, even redder scarf around her neck, red dangly earrings, and, to make herself a piece of art, she’d dyed her hair the color of a North Carolina State home-football-game jersey. I mean
Hank had amazing patience with marshmallows. His came out all golden, same tint as his skin. Mine caught fire. Maurey said she liked them black so I burned seven or eight and took them one at a time to her on the steps. She ate them off the end of my willow stick. Two bites—one for the outer charred stuff and one for the inner gooey stuff. She ate with her eyes closed.
“My baby’s going to be raised on marshmallows,” Maurey said.
Lydia lit a Lucky Strike off the butt of a Kool. Hot dogs and marshmallows were so far beneath her dignity nobody even bothered to ask if she wanted any. “I raised Sam on Dr Pepper.”
Right after we sang “Happy Birthday” I got Delores back for the spray in the face. Lydia hadn’t had time to bake a cake, naturally, so we stuck a hurricane candle on a marshmallow and had Maurey blow it out.
“Make a wish, honey,” Delores said.
“I wish I’d have this baby today,” Maurey said, and blew.
While Delores was bent forward toward the candle, I flipped an old gooey cooked marshmallow off the end of my stick into her cleavage. It stuck for a second before falling into the depths of red.
Delores did a high wail and jumped me like a red tornado. I fell over backward; Otis went into a barking frenzy.
Delores giggle-shouted, “Hank, get him.”
I fought the pair of them, but Delores sitting on my stomach bent over my face was a fantasy come true of sorts anyhow, so I didn’t mind losing. Above my head, Hank knelt with his knees on my shoulders, which pinned my arms, and his hands holding down both ears. I got into some bucking action that basically amounted to a dry hump.
Delores jumped up and down. “Hi, ho, Silver.”
Lydia’s voice was bored. “Watch it, Delores.”
Otis kept barking and Delores kept laughing. “Hold his nose, Hank. I want his mouth open.”
I started to say something rude and she stuffed a marshmallow in my mouth, then another and another. Breathing got difficult until Hank let go of my nose, but by then I couldn’t close my mouth because of the marshmallows so Delores stuffed in a few more. I tried to bite her and she went up on her knees, then slammed down on my chest, which almost blew my face into an exploding pimple joke.
“Ten’s the record,” Delores said. “How many more we got to go?”
Hank’s voice came from above my head. “Four, but we might have to use his ears for the last two.”
“Okay.” Delores was smooshing a marshmallow into my right ear when Otis suddenly stopped barking. Hank’s knees went off my shoulders. Delores kept cramming for a few seconds, then she quit too. I was shaking my head back and forth and laughing and trying to touch Delores’s magic spots, so it took awhile for the silence to sink in.
Time kind of froze up—way too quiet for good-hearted rowdiness. I looked up at Delores’s lipstick-smeared face. She was turned, looking at something on the right. I moved my head and saw white wing-tips.
No one in Wyoming would wear white wing-tips.
“Get up, Samuel,” Caspar said.
Delores moved off me. I looked over at Lydia who had gone pale. Maurey pulled herself to her feet. So did Hank. Everyone was standing except Lydia.
Caspar repeated himself. “Get up, Samuel.”
Same white suit, pencil moustache, ivory-colored hearing aid, yellow mum, and black-lined fingernails; he had the expression of a stern master addressing impertinent darkies. Or God.
I stood, pulling marshmallows out of my mouth. They kept coming like the trick where a magician draws thirty feet of scarf out of his nose.
Caspar held a navy blue jacket and pants on a hanger in his right hand. The jacket had fancy brocade and dark yellow ribbons; the pants had a dark gray stripe on the outside of each leg. Caspar carried a round hat with a bill under his left arm.
“This is your Sunday uniform at Culver Military Academy. As soon as you clean out your ear, you will put it on.”
Lydia said, “Daddy.”
“Shut up, girl. We are going home now. We will place Samuel at Culver, then proceed to Greensboro.”
I swallowed the last marshmallow. “I can’t leave, we’re having a baby.”
Caspar drew up to his full, righteous five-foot-four as he studied Maurey on the steps. Then his gaze swept around at Hank and Delores, Soapley and Otis, finally Lydia and back to me. “You two have done enough here. We are leaving today.”
“No.”
“When you attain the age of eighteen and have a job and money, you can make your own decisions. Not before.”
My eyes met Maurey’s. “Who will take care of my baby?”
“I’m sure the young lady has a mother of her own.”
Maurey spoke. “Mom’s in the nuthouse.”
“Be that as it may, you have made your bed, you must lie in it. I will not have my grandson snared by a spider, which is what you are, young lady. And if you think you will ever see a penny of the Callahan fortune, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.”
Lydia said, “Maurey is not a spider.”
“I told you to be quiet.”
She stood up. “I won’t. You can’t come in here and ruin everything. This is our home now. These people are our family.”
Caspar pointed his finger at Lydia. “A floozy, a Kiowa, and a pregnant little girl—which member of your new family will pay next month’s rent.” He turned on Hank. “Can you afford to keep my daughter in gin?”
Hank said, “Blackfoot.”
“And what does that mean?”
“I am Blackfoot, not Kiowa.”
“I understand you live in a one-room trailer. Do you think she will be happy there carrying your papooses?”
Hank’s hands were fists at his sides. I thought he might hit Caspar and wondered what would happen then. After a minute of tense silence, Lydia said, “Daddy, you are such an asshole.”
Caspar broke the stare-down with Hank and turned back on Lydia. “The day you pay your own way you can live anywhere in any disgusting fashion you see fit. Until that day, you do as I dictate.” His busy eyebrows swung to me. “Go inside and put on your uniform.”
I didn’t move. There was no way I could leave Maurey and the baby now. Even if the baby didn’t exist, Lydia was right, this was our home. We fit in GroVont, I couldn’t go back to annual visits to the carbon paper plant.
Caspar’s eyes almost softened. “Samuel, you have no choice. You cannot fight my will.”
I said, “No.”
“I’m doing this for you, Samuel. You can’t be a father at your age. You can’t even take care of yourself.”
Caspar was right. Lydia and I had built this new life for ourselves. We’d discovered we were capable of mattering in a place, we had friends, but the whole deal was based on a check coming the first of every month. We had no control over ourselves after all.
I folded the uniform over my left arm and held the hat in my right hand. Lydia wouldn’t look at me. Hank still stared at Caspar, Delores smiled weakly and I smiled back. As I passed Maurey on the steps, she said loud enough
