“If you pray, pray that God protects our community during this time,” Abadon said. He had a cross on his lapel today. Dr. Abadon always had a small cross on his jacket lapel but he had never referenced any Christian stuff before.
“Shouldn’t we support one of our clients-even a little bit?” I said.
“I believe when a client is clearly perpetuating evil-what I call sin-it is imperative that we don’t give him support,” Abadon said.
“It bothers me that you’re so certain, Doctor,” I said. Abadon smiled and looked down at his folded hands.
“We need to move on,” Claudia said.
I felt some tension in my hands and noticed that my right hand had balled up, halfway forming a fist, and I had a little twitch going in my neck. I suppose, at least according to Abadon, that what I wanted to do right now was sinful. If you asked me, it was as natural as the day is long.
Though we moved off of Howard, unfortunately for me the meeting wasn’t even close to being done. After we finished discussing Howard, Monique and I had other cases to present to Claudia and Abadon for their review. It was two and half more hours of human-services bliss, and the tedium and arrogance got my systolic blood pressure up as high as Star Jones’s weight.
When the day finally ended, I needed a comprehensive sanity plan to clear my head. The plan needed to be holistic, and that meant I needed to nurture my inner child with a trip to the gym to hit the bags. Then, I would need to bond with my support group for eight or ten Schlitzes and an order of AJ’s toxic wings. It was a plan that would bring me back to my center.
I was heading down the steps to the gym when I heard “WASABIIIIIIIII!” followed by a thud that sounded like someone dropped a sack of potatoes from a second-story window.
As I came through the door, there was Billy in another new outfit, rubbing the back of his head as he sat on the floor. Across the way in the door to his office was Smitty, who stood leaning against the threshold, shaking his head.
As soon as he saw me, Billy bounded to his feet, stood up straight, and yelled about Japanese horseradish.
“Bill, again with the horseradish?”
“Sir?” Billy had a giant red zit on his left cheek the size of a Hershey’s Kiss.
“Never mind. Look, you and I will train after my workout. Go stretch or something,” I said.
“Sir, yes sir!”
“Right.”
I walked over to Smitty, who was rolling his eyes.
“Good afternoon, senor,” Smitty said.
“That’s sensei,” I said. “Show some respect, will ya?”
“I got a call today.”
“Yeah, another fight already-let’s do it.”
“This one was a little different.”
“Huh?”
“It was the spiky-haired guy. He’s interested in you. Liked the way the Irish went nuts for you. Figured you’d bring ’em in in the smaller venues all around New York and Boston, and then he could drape the Polish flag around you and take you to Chicago and Milwaukee,” Smitty said.
“You shittin’ me?”
“Nope. Talked to him for an hour. He’s got a plan.”
“Tell me.”
“He wants you to get one more win, which will give you five straight. That qualifies you for a shot at the NABU belt. The belt is almost worthless, but it will make you a champion and get you a couple of extra thousand every time you fight. That, and you’ll be a small-time headliner.”
“What’s the catch?”
“None, as far as I can tell. The next fight is to set you up for the title fight, and it will be an easy one. He’s got some guy from Arkansas named Jerry Perryman, who you should go through easily.”
“When’s this going to happen?”
“He wants it in two weeks, while you’re still being talked about.”
“Let’s do it-you up for it?”
“You know I’m not the spiky-haired guy’s biggest fan, but I can’t see the downside, Duff. This is a hell of an opportunity.”
Smitty took me through my workout and briefed me about Jerry Perryman, opponent. He wasn’t in great shape but had a fifty-fifty record. That didn’t really mean a whole lot because he did most of his fighting down south where boxing gets really suspect. Promoters put fights on every week and a lot of the same guys fight each other all the time. It’s easy to get twenty wins in the South in a year and half. It’s also easy to get that many losses. Perryman was 20 and 18 and never fought north of Tennessee.
After my time with Smitty, Billy and I did the karate thing. He evoked Japanese horseradish and insisted on practicing his flying kicks, which he performed with amazing consistency. Amazing, that is, by the way he landed on his back every single time he threw one. The kid had zero natural ability, but he did work hard and for that I respected him. We finished up doing some pushups together, stretching a little to cool down, and then, of course, bowing. I said goodbye to Smitty, and Billy and I headed to the locker room together. Just as we were passing the karate room, Mitchell and Harter were coming out.
“Two of life’s losers,” Mitchell said. He and Harter had stopped on the stairs blocking our path.
“Just different sizes and ages. Hey, Billy, are you learning how to be a bigger loser?” Harter said.
“Is that even possible?” Mitchell added.
I kept walking and motioned to Billy to come along. I walked between the two tough guys, not breaking stride.
“Hey, you guys ought to get a comedy routine in a nightclub or something,” I said, and I shouldered my way through the two of them.
“Duffy-watch your back,” Harter said.
“Tell you what, guys. Why don’t you guys go rent a Steven Seagull movie and whack off to it. It’ll be a good workout for those dragons on your forearms.”
“Keep it up, Polack,” Mitchell said.
“Ooh, yikes. C’mon, Billy, before they start making Bruce Lee noises.”
Billy and I headed to the locker room without a word to each other, and I could tell he was still freaked out by the interaction. He got quiet and wouldn’t look at me.
“What’s wrong, kid?” I said.
“Nothing, sir.”
“C’mon, what’s bothering you?”
“Nothing, sir.”
“Look, Bill, don’t let them get to you. They’re pussies on the inside where it counts.”
“Yes, sir, but don’t you think you should be careful around them?”
“That’s what they want and we ain’t going to give that to them.”
I took my karateka home, and even though I tried to kid with him, he was still a little spooked. The fact that these karate guys got into his head to such a degree pissed me off.
Days like this taxed me and I needed to continue to round out my holistic stress management plan. I had exercised, passed on a little of the ancient martial arts, and now it was time I headed to that bastion of New Age feel goodedness-AJ’s. In addition to unwinding, I wanted to get the full details regarding Howard’s blood, and I knew Kelley would be there.
“She had them taken out and then put back in?” TC said.
“Actually, they were taken out, put in, taken out, and put in again,” Jerry Number Two said.
“Can they even do that? Doesn’t all the tittage get dispersed?” Jerry Number One asked.
“Tittage? What are you, freakin’ French?” Rocco said.
“It has to do with whoever she’s married to, I think. Each guy gets to order his own fun-bag size,” TC
