“Good morning, Sam. It’s good to be back,” I said.
“He goes up to the ventriloquist and says ‘I’m sick of you making fun of my people and now I’m going to kick the shit out of you.’ And you know what the ventriloquist says, Duff?”
“No, Sam.”
“He says, ‘Hey Buddy, relax. It’s just an act.’ And you know what the Polack says, Duff?”
“No, Sam.”
“He says, ‘I wasn’t talking to you. I’m talking to that little asshole on your knee.’” Sam laughed extra hard all the way back to his cubicle.
I went to see Trina while at the same time trying to avoid Claudia, which wasn’t easy to do because Trina’s desk was just outside Claudia’s office.
“Hey, Duff, welcome back.” Trina’s smile was precious.
“Hey, Trina, thanks. Hey, I’m waiting for a fax. Did anything-” Claudia interrupted before I could finish.
“Duffy, I didn’t know you were in. The instructions in your letter were clear about you meeting with me before talking to anyone else in the clinic,” she said.
“Uh, yeah. Sorry, Claudia. I-” She interrupted me again.
“Please go to your desk and get your keys.”
“Uh, doesn’t all the shit that happened count for anything?”
“Duffy, the events that occur outside of this office have nothing to do with your performance and your behavior in this office. Get your keys and meet me in my office immediately.” She finished it off with a glare and a smile.
I headed off to my desk without looking at Trina whose head was down, looking at her blotter. She sniffled as I walked away.
I got my keys out of my desk and headed into Claudia’s den of power. Losing the job was one thing, but losing to Claudia was another. I could find another job, but I couldn’t take letting her win. I sat in her office and she had a series of forms and statements for me to sign acknowledging that I was given several warnings for “inappropriate behavior” and that I full well knew the consequences. There were forms about insurance cancellation and about taking clinic property when I was leaving. She also had a form about a private security guard to come in to escort me out.
I looked at all the forms in front of me and took my time reading them and asking stupid questions to slow things down. Claudia sat with her hands folded, glaring the whole time with her Starsky-do seeming to expand by the second. Twenty, thirty minutes went by, and I decided not to prolong the inevitable; I picked up the termination notice to sign off on it.
“You know something, Claudia? You may not believe this, but I care about the people who come here. I may not follow the rules, but I care about the people,” I said.
“Rules are important, Duffy, and you don’t follow them,” she said.
“What’s the use,” I said, mostly under my breath, and I picked up the pen.
“Claudia, you have a fax,” Trina said from the doorway.
“I’m busy, Trina,” she said.
“I think this is important,” Trina said, and she walked in and handed the fax to Claudia. She flashed me a wink as she headed back to her desk.
I put the pen down and studied Claudia’s face.
“Oh, I don’t believe this,” she said, continuing to read. “Are you kidding me? I won’t allow this! Oh, the nerve!” she said. She placed the paper down on her desk.
“You must think you’re pretty cute,” she said.
“Well, I’ve been told-”
“Shut up and get out of my office, now!” The Michelin Woman’s face went bright red.
“Uh-” was all that came out of my mouth.
Claudia handed, actually threw, the fax at me and snorted out her nose.
It was on Dr. Manny Pacquoa’s stationery. It read:
Please be advised that Duffy Dombrowski has been under my care for the last six weeks with the diagnosis of posttraumatic stress disorder. His condition is such that he requires full temporary disability. This diagnosis was rendered six weeks ago, and it has come to my attention that Mr. Dombrowski was still attending work during that period. Because of his disability any disciplinary action taken against him cannot be enforced. He must be given full pay, and it is my recommendation that his leave be extended four weeks for him to deal with the stress he has been under. Please be advised that this diagnosis is on file with the New York State Labor Department and has been approved.
Sincerely,
Manuel Pacquoa, MD
“I don’t care what this says. I’m firing you,” Claudia said.
“Now Claudia, you know you can’t do that. Have some sympathy for us PTSD sufferers,” I said.
“Just watch me.”
“You know, Claudia, rules are important and you must follow them,” I said, and I couldn’t help but feel a smile spread over my face.
“Get out and go home, now!” she said. Her bright red face clashed with her purple polyester blouse.
“What about-?”
“I said go home!”
I walked past Trina, who smiled, winked, and started whistling “Hound Dog.”
I left but I didn’t go home. Instead, I headed to the Y and I let Elvis bring me there with “Follow That Dream.” I wrapped my hands, threw my gear bag over my shoulder, and headed down to the gym.
Smitty had a young middleweight in the ring and he was working the recoil drill. There was no one else in the gym. The bell sounded and Smitty directed the middleweight to the ropes for three rounds of work.
“Duff, in the ring,” Smitty said. I climbed through the second and third rope.
“You ready to work today?” Smitty said.
“Yeah, I’m ready to work,” I said.
Smitty took me through the same workout he’d been taking me through all my life. It felt automatic, like it should, and it felt good to sweat and get the heart rate up again. Ten rounds of drills later, Smitty called it a day and asked me if I’d be in tomorrow.
“Yeah,” I said.
“I got a phone call last week about a show in Rochester. Guy’s 10 and 14 and he’s from Erie,” Smitty said.
“I’m in,” I said.
“Good,” Smitty said. “I’ll make the call.”
I headed up the stairs to the showers and coming down the stairs at the same time was Billy Cramer. He had on gray sweats and a white T-shirt.
“Hey, Billy. What’s up, man?” I said.
“Just heading to the boxing gym for a workout,” he said.
“Not going to the karate room?”
“Inside, Duff. I’m keeping it inside.”
It dawned on me that Billy’s face had cleared up-not a single zit, anywhere.
“Have a good workout,” I said.
“Thanks, Duff,” Billy said, and he went in for his workout with Smitty.
46
Al was happy to see me back at the Blue and even happier to get his dinner. I cracked open a Schlitz and noticed I was down to my last one. That wasn’t going to get it done and I felt like a night away from AJ’s. I sat on the couch and flipped through the cable deciding how I was going to address the impending Schlitz drought. Al
