themselves couldn't accomplish in life. You know what I mean?'
Armanoush feared she did.
'As a result, I had to work my butt off to fulfill all their dreams at the same time. I started learning English at six, which was okay if only they could have stopped there, you know? The next year I had a private teacher to teach me French. When I was nine, I was made to study the violin the whole year, although it was obvious that I had absolutely no interest and no talent in it. After that a skating rink was opened near our house and my aunts decided I should become a skater. They dreamed of me in sparkly dresses pirouetting gracefully to the tune of our national anthem. I'd be the Turkish Katarina Witt! Soon there I was spiraling on ice, falling on my rear again and again while trying to pirouette! The sound of skates scraping on ice still sends shivers down my spine.'
Out of courtesy Armanoush managed not to laugh, though she found the image of Asya pirouetting in an international competition hard to resist.
'Then came a time when they expected me to develop into a long-distance runner. If I trained hard enough, I could be this wondrous athlete and represent Turkey in the Olympic Games! Can you imagine me competing in the women's marathon with such big breasts, for Allah's sake!'
Armanoush didn't hold back her laughter this time.
'All those women athletes, I don't know how they do it, but they all have chests as flat as marble, you know. They must be taking male hormones to deflate their tits. But women like me are not created to become athletes; it is against the most basic laws of physics. The body moves forward gaining speed in accordance with the law of acceleration. The amount of change in your speed is proportional to the amount of force impressed upon the body, and in that direction. Then what happens? The boobies accelerate too, even though they move with a completely dissonant rhythm of their own, up and down, eventually slowing your wind. The law of inertia plus the law of universal gravitation! You cannot possibly win. Oh, it was so embarrassing!' Asya exclaimed excitedly. 'Thank God that stage was quickly over. After that, I took painting classes and alas, they even made me take ballet until Ma recently found out I had been skipping the classes and gave up on me.'
Armanoush nodded with the familiarity of someone identifying fragments of her personal story in the story of another. She could relate to such overwhelming love from her own aunts but didn't feel comfortable talking about it. Instead, she asked:
'There's something I couldn't understand. The lady you came to the airport with, the lady with the nose ring.' Armanoush giggled but instantly composed herself. 'Zeliha…. She is your mom, right? But you don't call her mom… am I right?'
'You're right. It's a bit confusing. I myself get confused sometimes,' Asya said as she lit her first cigarette of the day. By now she had sensed Armanoush's distaste for cigarettes. Though still working on her new friend's profile, Asya classified Armanoush as a 'well-mannered girl.' If a cigarette stood out as a blasphemy within this decently sterile lifestyle of hers, Asya figured, Armanoush would never be able to accept what other bad habits she had. She blew the smoke in the opposite direction, as far away from Armanoush as she could, except that the wind brought it directly back at them.
'I don't even remember when exactly I started calling my mother `auntie,' at what age. Perhaps from the start, you know, the very start,' Asya replied.
Asya's voice was little more than a whisper but her eyes were ardent. 'You see, I grew up with all these aunts playing the role of the mother. My tragedy is that I was in a way the only child of four women. Auntie Feride, as you might have noticed, is a bit of a cuckoo, and she never got married. She has held numerous jobs on and off. She was a terrific saleswoman when she was in her manic stage. Auntie Cevriye was happily married once but then she lost her husband and her joy in life. After that she dedicated herself to teaching national history. Between you and me, I think she doesn't like sex and finds the needs of the human body revolting! Then there is the eldest, Auntie Banu. She is the salt of the earth. She is still married on paper but seldom sees her husband. Her marriage was so tragic. She had two lovely sons, but they died. The men of this family are cursed, you know. They don't survive.'
Armanoush sighed wearily, not knowing how to interpret this remark.
'You see, I can understand Auntie Banu's need to seek refuge in Allah,' Asya added, stroking the beads of her necklace. 'Anyway, the point is, when I was born I found myself surrounded by fourr auntie-moms or mommy- aunties. Either I had to call them all `mom,' or else I had to call my mother `Auntie Zeliha.' That proved easier in a way.
'But wasn't she offended?'
Asya's face perked up as she noticed a rust-colored cargo ship sailing on the open sea. She liked to watch the vessels gliding along the Bosphorus, daydreaming what the crew on board was like, trying to seee the city from the eyes of a sailor constantly on the move, a sailor with neither a port to disembark at nor the need to do so.
'Offended? No! You see, she was only nineteen when she became pregnant with me. Odd as it might sound, my not calling her `mom' must have come as a relief to her. They were all my `aunties,' and somehow that title rendered my mother's sin less visible in the eyes of society. There was no sinful mother to point a finger at. As a matter of fact, I suspect I might have been encouraged to call her `auntie,' at least for a while, and after that, it was hard to break the habit.'
'I liked her,' Armanoush said, but then she paused, confused. 'What sin are you talking about?'
'Oh, giving birth to an illegitimate child. My mom is'-Asya crinkled her nose hunting for the right word-'she is… the black sheep of the family, you know. The warrior rebel who gave birth to a child out of wedlock.'
A Russian tanker passed by, sending small waves to the shore. It was a big vessel, carrying petroleum.
'I'd noticed there was no father around, but I thought he might be dead or something,' Armanoush stammered. 'I'm sorry.'
'You're sorry that my father is not dead.' Asya chuckled. She gave a flickering glance at Armanoush, who had flushed crimson.
'But you are right, you know,' Asya said, with a glint of rage in her eyes. 'I feel the same way. I mean, if my father were deceased, this vagueness would be over once and for all. That's what infuriates me most. I can't help thinking he could be anyone. When you have absolutely no idea what kind of a man your father is, your imagination fills in the void. Perhaps I watch him on TV or hear his voice on the radio every day, without knowing it's him. Or I might have come face-to-face with him sometime, someplace. I imagine I might have taken the same bus with him; perhaps he is the professor I talk to after class, the photographer whose exhibition I go to see, or this street vendor here You never know.'
The subject of their attention was a pencil-mustached, wiry man between forty and fifty. In the window case in front of him were dozens of jumbo jars with pickles of all sizes, which he, with the help of an automatic juice machine, turned into fresh pickle juice. Noticing the two young women eyeing him, the man broke into a grin. Armanoush instantly turned her face away while Asya frowned at him.
'You mean your mom hasn't told you who your father is?' asked Armanoush, delicately.
'My mom is a unique species! She won't tell me anything unless she wants to. She is the most stubborn, the most iron-willed woman you could ever chance upon. I don't think the others know my father's identity either. I doubt if my mom has told anyone. Anyway, even if they know something about it, the family wouldn't share it with me. Nobody tells me anything. I am an outcast in that house, eternally exiled from dreadful family secrets. In the name of protecting me, they have separated me from them.' Asya bit into a sunflower seed and spat out the shell. 'And after a while it became a reciprocal game-they separate themselves from me, I separate myself from them.'
In that same moment they both slowed down. There, half a mile away from them out on the sea, was a man standing up in a small motorboat with several other passengers, holding a newly lit cigarette in one hand and in the other a fantastic tree of balloons in glowing yellows, oranges, and purples. Perhaps he was a fatigued balloon vendor, the father of many children, taking a shortcut from one coast to another on his way back from work, without knowing how breathtaking a pose he struck, as he dragged along a rain of colors and a plume of smoke over the blue waves.
Caught utterly unprepared by the exquisiteness of the scene, Armanoush and Asya stood silently watching the motorboat until all the balloons had disappeared into the horizon.
'Let's sit somewhere, shall we?' Asya asked, as if tired out by what she had just seen.
There was a shabby, open-air cafe nearby.
'So tell me, what kind of music do you like?' Asya asked, as soon as they had found an empty seat and
