“I really don’t think we need to worry about Emperor Henry worrying about his daughter’s safety,” Trouble said.
The reporter’s eyes lit up. “Do you know something we don’t, General?”
“Possibly. And I think I’ve said all I need to on that topic. Kris is back, and, I assure you, the Grand Duchess Victoria is at her side.”
“Well, you heard it here first. Her Imperial Grace, Victoria, the Grand Duchess of Greenfeld, is safe and with Kris Longknife. How did that happen, General?”
“Like you, Winston, I have no idea how it came down that Kris and Vicky are both on the Wasp.”
“So, the Wasp is back, too. That is Kris’s flagship, isn’t it?”
Oops. “Yes, the Wasp is Kris’s flag.”
“Are there any other ships with it?”
“That is something I don’t know. Like you, I’m waiting with my fingers crossed for more information to get to us from wherever. It’s nerve-racking for all of us, this wait. But that’s the way it is in these kinds of situations.”
“And what kind of situation do you see this as, General?”
Trouble was getting tired of this gotcha stuff.
“As I understand it, and I think your watchers understand it, Kris launched herself and her fleet at a force that is the enemy of all life in the galaxy. I think it’s safe to assume there was a battle. Likely a big one. Reports after battles take time. Those of us who fought in the Iteeche War, or had loved ones on the front lines, know what it’s like to wait for the good news or the bad.”
Trouble paused to let that sink in.
“From the barest reports we have now, there is some good news. Kris is back with one ship and the Grand Duchess. We just have to wait to see who else comes back. And I wouldn’t assume that we need to keep our eyes only on Chance for news. If it was like several of our battles against the Iteeche, ships may come straggling in from a whole lot of different directions. You may have noticed that in your history classes.”
“Matters like that are rarely covered in the history classes folks take today. For that, you have to read some of the good books written by people like you. Have you written a book, sir?”
“No, Winston, I don’t have a book to wave for your watchers to run out and listen to. Sorry about that.”
“Well, I wanted to wave it if it was there to wave, sir.”
“Thank you, Winston.”
“So there you have it folks,” the reporter said, turning to face front on into one of the cameras. “As you’ve no doubt heard, Princess Kris Longknife is back. We know nothing about the battle she may or may not have fought, but the general here has told us, and you’ve been the first to hear, that Kris’s back, along with her flagship, the Wasp, and the Greenfeld Grand Duchess Victoria. This is Winston Spenser, returning you to your regularly scheduled programs.”
He paused until a disembodied human voice announced, “Cut. Well done, Winston, and thank you for your time, General.”
“Thank you for having me,” Trouble said, noticing that the cameras were still showing little red lights on the wall. One of them even zoomed in on him as he watched.
“Was it a good interview?” he asked Winston.
“I was afraid it was going to be very short when you balked on the neutron torpedoes.”
“I wasn’t aware of what was in the public domain. My wife mentioned something about them yesterday. I should have asked her to brief me on what she knew.”
“We do have those torpedoes, right?”
“If you’re asking me to validate what has been published in the public domain, sorry, son. You need to talk to someone whose job that is. I’m just a retired old warhorse who no one tells nothing.”
“But you were called to the king’s private chambers last night, weren’t you?”
Trouble moved quickly to deflect that with a nonlie. “I had supper last night with my loving wife. She ordered up delicious Greek fare that I could not name to save my life. What else I may or may not have done is not for me to say.”
“We have the picture of you hurrying out of a cab and entering the Grand Hotel de Wardhaven.”
So there was more gotcha. “Then I guess you can play it, but you won’t get me commenting on it, or anything Ray Longknife and I may have discussed about our peripatetic great-grandkid. Though, if you push me, I will tell you that I’m proud as punch of her, just like I am of all my kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids. And if you press me on it, I can produce pictures of each and every one of them. Even a few of them with their bare bottoms on a bear rug.”
“Now one of Kris so flagrantly delectable might be worth me sitting through all those pictures.”
“You can let him go, now,” that disembodied voice announced, and this time, the cameras did go from red to green.
“You are one smart cookie,” Winston said.
“I’m alive. A lot of dumber or just plain unlucky folks aren’t.”
“Yes. May I walk you out?”
“Yes, please. That was quite a rat’s maze they led me through.”
Winston did walk Trouble through the corridors and out through the main lobby. Only when they were back on the street did he speak.
“General, I’m rooting for your grandkid. There are a lot of folks in this business who aren’t. We get a lot more coverage when we’re tearing people down. Not so much when we’re reporting how they did something good. I think she did something good. I’ll try to get that message out if I can get past all the dragons, who start with my producer and include management and sponsors.”
“I figured your job wasn’t all skittles and beer.”
“Not as deadly as your profession, sir, but not a bed of roses, either.”
“Well, you do what you can, and I’ll do what I can.”
“Say hi to the king for me the next time you see him,” Winston said, as Trouble took his leave.
“You’ll likely see him before I do,” Trouble said over his shoulder. He didn’t turn back to see how the reporter took the answer.
“In a pig’s eye,” may or may not have been Winston.
Trouble didn’t get to the end of the street before his computer was telling him he had incoming calls. Ruth’s wasn’t the first in line, but he took her call before the rest.
“You didn’t do too bad, dear. Did you know they were distributing you live?”
“Nope. They didn’t mention it. Must have slipped their mind,” Trouble said, ruefully. “And, honey, I made a mistake last night. I should have had you brief me about what was in the public domain about those damn torpedoes.”
“Oh, you did just fine without it, dear. I take it you’ve been thinking about how you would have used them if you were there with Kris.”
“It’s been a thought as I try to get to sleep after bothersome days.”
“You didn’t tell me that Vicky came back with our Kris.”
“It may have slipped my mind last night. You were very distracting.”
“The day my old body distracts you from anything green or blue will be the first time,” she shot back at him.
“That is a cruel canard on my manhood. There have been two or three times when you have most successfully distracted me.”
“Two or three times in eighty years.”
“That’s better than most career Marine’s wives, I assure you.”
“I guess I’ll have to settle for that. Well, no doubt there are a lot of calls coming in for you. Networks that want to talk to you now that you’ve dropped a few crumbs more than His Royal Chambers have.”
“Hmm. Speaking of the devil’s own home, I’ve got a call from said Royal Chambers.”
“You better take it before Ray splits a gut.”
“Yeah. I wouldn’t want to have to attend an old war buddy’s funeral because I killed him now, would I?”
