‘but I was once a Paris model.’
Model what? he wondered.
‘I was. A
‘Lena!’ The bartender shouted at her as at a dog. ‘Quit bothering the customers, I told you before.’
‘Larry’s always telling somebody off…’ she said.
Mister O’Smith ignored the old bat, tried to get his thoughts straight or just not think. Later he would hit an arcade, few games of Star Rats maybe and then shoot it out with old Brazos. Then get a pizza, go back to his hotel room and grab some shuteye. Plenty of time to think after that…
Ten measly grand, fucker was going to make millions off this Roderick, maybe billions. Ten grand was like an insult, like he was so dumb he couldn’t figure what a robot like that was worth. God durn it, a man had his pride, even a man as badly handicapped as Mister O’Smith, handicapped didn’t make him an idiot. There was other people who would pay to find out about Roderick the Robot, this Roderick Wood the Robot. How about the Agency? Them boys wouldn’t forget the work O’Smith done for ’em already, and they was always in the market for dope on robots. He’d stopped it must be twenty different robots getting built, back when he was freelancing for the Agency. The Agency would pay, all right.
Then there was other companies. How about Moxon, now, always hot for some little cybernetic novelty. Others too. Nothing wrong with selling the same robot to everybody, why not?
‘I don’t know why not,’ said the woman with purple. ‘You tell me, honey.’
He saw how it was: he’d been shouting it out to everybody, he’d been in the bar all day, he was drunk.
‘Boy howdy am I drunk! And I am just shoutin’ it out to everybody!’ he shouted. ‘Whole buncha secrets! Shh! You all need to know em — on a need-to-know-basis WAHOO!’
‘Lena,’ said the bartender. ‘Get your boyfriend out of here? Please?’
‘WAHOO! Big D is beautiful, that’s the secret. Big D is beautiful!’ he roared, as Lena manoeuvred him up some dark stairs. ‘Best-kept secret in the whole world, but everybody needs to know!’
‘Shh, secret!’ He fell across the bed, grinning. ‘See, I got an artificial arm.’
‘Oh. Well I don’t mind.’ She reached for him.
‘But I also got an artificial leg.’
‘Oh. Well I guess that’s okay.’ She threw a real one across him.
‘But I also got—’
‘Christ don’t say it!’
‘A glass eye, that’s all. People keep thinking I’m staring at ’em.’
‘You were giving me the eye in the bar.’
‘I’ll give it to you now, maam. Here.’
She screamed, he laughed, there was a confused tumbling that might have included sexual contact, then they slept. Later she turned on the dim rose light.
‘Was it the war?’
‘Naw. I lost the arm in an accident when I was just a kid. Rest of me was okay for a long time, till I come up North here, that was the start. I got run down by a car, first off, and they took me to the hospital.’
‘Were you hurt bad?’
‘I wasn’t hurt at all, just knocked out. But my prosthesis was a total wreck. And the worst thing was, they wouldn’t let me out because I couldn’t pay my bill. And I couldn’t pay until they let me out to get my new arm and get back to work.
‘Finally tried to sneak out one night, climbing down the bottom side of a fire escape, but with one arm it wasn’t so good. I fell and broke my durn leg! So I went back inside, more bills piling up, and they operated and set the leg. Only there was this infection all over the hospital and it got into the leg bone — they had to amputate.’
‘You poor thing.’
‘Next thing, my durn heart stopped on me, right on the operating table. I guess they got pretty excited around there because I was a kidney donor, so they started in testing me to see if I was dead. What they do is, they take a piece of cotton wool and touch the eyeball to see if you blink. I blinked okay, and they got my heart started again. But then the eye got this infection…’
‘You poor, poor thing.’
‘I don’t exactly see it that way, maam. See, I’m a private investigator by trade, and in my line a work, handicaps like these can be a real asset. You can conceal a load of equipment in a prosthesis, if it’s built right.’
He told her how he had to find the money to buy some really good stuff: an eye with a camera in it, an arm that fired .357 ammo, and a leg that could hold an automatic weapon — all of them custom-built and jewel-perfect. But for all this he needed real money, not this chickenshit ten grand. Quarter-million would be more like it.
She couldn’t see why a private dick needed automatic weapons, though.
It was because he didn’t want to be a nickel-and-dime divorce case man. All the real money was in big contract work — for large organizations — even for the government. He’d done Agency work before and he’d do it again. Just had to get his money together.
She had once been a Paris model, so she knew what it was to hit the skids and go all the way down.
‘The best time,’ he said, ‘was on this Agency job down in St Petersburg, Florida. See this old-timer down there was some kinda inventor, and he’d patched together some electronic junk to make himself some kinda talking machine. Guess it sorta made conversation with lonely old folks or something. So the Agency sent me down there to straighten him out. Only time in my life I ever had to be quick on the draw!’
‘Quick on the draw? You mean to shoot somebody?’
Mister O’Smith laughed. ‘Why sure. Like I said, to straighten him out. This old-timer was sittin’ in the shade, with this 12-gauge just outa sight — he brought it up so fast I like to caught my deatha cold right there. Only I been practising a fast draw all my life, so I just terminated his lease — boy howdy! Hot damn! Best contract I ever — what’s the matter?’
She turned away, pulling the covers up around her. ‘I wish you’d just go now.’
Mister O’Smith got up and dressed, and ran a cloth over the toes of his boots. Then he twitched the ring on his little finger and from under the nail slid a thin knife-blade. When a man talked too much, a price had to be paid. He hated like hell to do this to poor old Lena, but that’s the way it goes. All he had to do was lean over and cut her throat, hold her down by the hair till she stopped thrashing, wipe the blade on the bed and retract. Then a quick check for bloodstains — not that there ever were any — and get out quick. Out on the frozen street at dawn, maybe swipe a Sunday paper off some doorstep, nothing looks more innocent than a man at dawn with a Sunday paper under his arm, heading into a hash house for a stack of wheatcakes.
But when Mister O’Smith finally did ease on to a stool at the hash house, Lena was still alive and well. God durn it, he kept saying to himself. God durn it, this was serious. Leaving a live witness who knew all about him, not even busting her arm to scare her a little, that was bad. He must be goin’ soft as shit.
Too blamed late now. Hell he could of blamed it on that ‘Lucky Legs’ killer, another one right here in the Sunday paper, some maniac kills women and saws off their legs, he could of sawed off Lena’s leg and… too late now. Too blamed late.
He looked at his eyes in the mirror behind the pies. A hard man, but goin’ soft. Soft as baby shit.
The site scheduled for demolition was a smart apartment building at 334 East 11th. The crew from Hackme arrived, the police helped clear the street and put up barricades — but when the site manager came to inspect the building, he couldn’t get in. The door was blocked by a doorman in grey livery.
‘You got the wrong address, buddy.
‘It’s not full of residents, it can’t be.’ The manager started pulling pieces of paper from his attache case. ‘Look,
‘You’re crazy,’ said the doorman. ‘There’s twelve floors of residents here, nobody told them about any
