Monkey Pete had come to have his hands in such shape. He was sure there were some stories behind it.
“Pleased to meet you, Major,” he said.
“Monkey Pete?” Hollister asked.
“Yes, sir. Served in the artillery during the war. General Hunt gave me the name, after Pickett’s Charge at Gettysburg. Said I was crawling back and forth over them Howitzers like a monkey. ‘Monkey Pete’ he said. It stuck.”
“And how’d you find yourself on this train, Monkey Pete,” Hollister took a swig of the coffee and had to admit it was pretty good.
“Well, fact is, I like to tinker. Got a job with the railroad after the war. Trains get robbed now and then and I’ve run into Mr. Pinkerton here a few times. First time we met he thought I was the one done the robbin’.” Monkey Pete paused and laughed. It was a low-pitched snorting sound and Hollister thought it sounded more like a rutting hog. Mr. Pinkerton just shrugged. “Anyway, I like messin’ with engines and mechanical things and whatnot, and Mr. Pinkerton here heard about my ideas during one of our conversations. He liked ’em. Asked me to put ’em on paper and finally one day, come to get me to work for him and get one a my designs built. Once this here engine and cars got built, I figured no one else knew how to run it as good as me, so I stayed on,” he said.
Hollister looked at Pinkerton. “What’s so special about this train?”
“Finish your breakfast first, then we’ll take the full tour. I think you’ll find it interesting,” Pinkerton said. He said no more and busied himself reading from a sheaf of papers he held in one hand, eating with his other.
Hollister looked at Chee but the young soldier bent to his meal, his expression revealing nothing. Hollister wondered if Chee was ever scared or happy; he doubted the kid’s expression even changed when he had been thrown into the box. Must remember never to play poker with the sergeant, Hollister thought.
They finished eating, with no sign of Van Helsing. Monkey Pete cleared the dishes and Hollister watched as he first wiped down and then folded and collapsed the table and chairs and slid them neatly into a compartment in the floor.
“Come with me, gentlemen. Monkey Pete, lead the way,” Pinkerton said. They followed the engineer outside. The train was stopped on a track siding.
“Last night we stopped in Lawrence to add the rest of the cars,” Monkey Pete said. Hollister was surprised he had slept through it. But he had gone to sleep in a real bed for the first time in four years and probably could have slept through the First Battle of Bull Run.
“We picked us up a coal car, a guest car, a car for the horses. The one there with no windows and doors is the armory, don’t want no one breaking in and taking all our nice weapons. The one behind the coal car, well, I call it my gadget car. Where I tinker on some o’ my designs,” he said.
As they walked along the side of the train, they finally reached the engine.
“I’ve never seen an engine that looks like this,” Hollister said studying it from top to bottom.
“I’m certain you’ll find the engine to be a great advantage,” Pinkerton said. “It’s a technical marvel really, and Monkey Pete has even developed a way to transfer ballast on the train so that you can run nearly as fast backwards as forwards. Sometimes there won’t be a turntable for locomotives available so it’s a very useful feature.”
Chee and Hollister had no idea what Pinkerton was talking about, but nodded as if they did.
“I know I’ve been away awhile, but this engine seems… I don’t know how to describe it…” Hollister mumbled, his eyes locked on the contraption.
“Monkey Pete has made quite a few other improvements to the standard steam engine. First, it’s armored. It might not stand up to a continuous assault from a cannon, but rifle or small-arms fire won’t hit vital systems and stop it. The engine has been modified-those baffles over the release valves are made of solid steel. They’re honeycombed inside so that the pressure is released, but the steam is recaptured and the water vapor is returned to the engine,” Pinkerton said with a note of awe in his voice. “You understand what that means, don’t you, Major?”
“Of course,” Hollister said, nodding. “No. sir. I have no idea what it means. Do you, Sergeant?” He looked at Chee, begging him for help.
“Um… I… think it… must make the train go faster, sir,” Chee stammered.
Monkey Pete sighed. “It ain’t got nothing to do with speed, Major, it captures the water vapor from the steam so’s we don’t have to fill the boiler up as often. Improves the range of the train by hundreds of miles!”
Jonas realized he’d never seen a man in love with a train before. The next hour was spent combing over the features of the remarkable machine. Pinkerton was adamant that they know every capability of the vehicle as he had spent a great deal of government money in outfitting it. And, he insisted, it might just save their lives.
Chee visibly perked up when Monkey Pete demonstrated some of the weapons the train had built in. “Major, if you’ll step back a few yards so you can see this.”
“Follow me, Sergeant,” he said. He and Chee went back inside the main car. A second later, Chee’s head and torso appeared on the roof above them, the sergeant having popped through a trapdoor inside. Directly in front of him, with a hiss of steam, a large, cylindrical cannon-shaped gun came up out of the roof.
“A portable cannon?” Hollister asked, incredulous.
“A water cannon,” Pinkerton said.
“Water? What the hell?”
“You’ll learn more from Van Helsing, but his research shows vampires don’t like water very much. It won’t kill them-well, maybe it will, we don’t know yet-but it will keep them away. Water, fire, and sunlight. Remember that and you might stay alive.”
Hollister was happier when he saw the next weapon Monkey Pete had altered. Four Gatling guns, modified with a lot of gauges and hoses Hollister didn’t understand right away, were mounted on the roof and sides of the car. Whatever the energetic little engineer had done to them, it made them look even more lethal.
Pinkerton pulled back the slide on the magazine of the closest gun. He removed one of the rounds and handed it to Hollister. Jonas was surprised to find that in every other way it looked like a normal round with a brass casing, except the bullet was made of wood.
“You remember how you killed that thing in Wyoming, Major? We believe wood stabbed into their heart is another way to kill them. They will turn to dust, as you saw. So we’ve made modifications on the weapons aboard the train. Everything here is new technology developed by some of the best minds in the world, and given a practical application by those men, some of it tested and improved upon by Monkey Pete here, who if you haven’t noticed already, is a genius in his own right. He’s also a crack shot with pistol or rifle, a munitions expert, a better field medic than most doctors you’ll meet, and a hell of a cook. And let’s just say he’s developed an abiding interest in Dr. Van Helsing’s work and is becoming something of an expert on these things. If he weren’t so crippled up, I might have been tempted to send him after them instead of you.”
Hollister’s eyes narrowed, and he studied the detective’s face for any sign he might be joking. There was none. He was working up a retort, but swallowed it down. It wasn’t the time, and he was sure he’d rather chase the things that killed his men than dig wells all day long. Well, reasonably sure.
Pinkerton met Hollister’s stare without flinching.
“All of these things are going to come in handy if you find those creatures, believe you me.”
Hollister wasn’t quite sure what to say. He’d hoped to have a chance to clear his head a bit this morning, given all of the changes that had taken place yesterday. But that seemed impossible now. He could barely grasp what he was seeing.
“It all looks fancy, Mr. Pinkerton,” he said. “But I think I’ll rely on my Colt.”
Pinkerton looked at Hollister for a moment. “Major, do you remember what happened on that ridge in Wyoming? How effective your sidearm was against those things?”
“Yes… I-”
“The answer is not effective at all. If your report was accurate, you shot one of those creatures at least twice at point-blank range. To no effect. Do you really want to pursue these things, who may have grown in numbers to God knows how many by now, with just your Colt?”
Jonas had to admit the detective had a point.
“You make a convincing argument, Mr. Pinkerton. What else should I know?”
When they’d finished, Hollister had a basic understanding of most everything. Chee was like a drunk in a brewery, reveling in the guns and asking Monkey Pete questions about each aspect of every single system. It was clear to Hollister that Chee had been overlooked and ignored by the army because of his race. A capable soldier,