go.
PLAYER-KING: Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart
CLAUDIUS enters with POLONIUS and goes over to OPHELIA and lifts her to her feet. The TRAGEDIANS jump back with heads inclined.
CLAUDIUS: Love? His affections do not that way tend, Or what he spake, though it lacked form a little, Was not like madness. There's something In his soul o'er which his melancholy sits on Brood, and I do doubt the hatch and the Disclose will be some danger; which for to Prevent I have in quick determination thus set It down: he shall with speed to England.
PLAYER: Gentlemen! (
GUIL: What was I supposed to think?
PLAYER (
ROS
ROS: That didn't look like love to me.
GUIL: Starting from scratch again...
PLAYER (
ROS (
GUIL: Keep back---we're spectators.
PLAYER: Act Two! Positions!
GUIL: Wasn't that the end?
PLAYER: Do you call that an ending?---with practically everyone on his feet? My goodness no--- over your dead body.
GUIL: How am I supposed to take that?
PLAYER: Lying down. (
GUIL: And what' that, in this case?
PLAYER: It never varies---we aim at the point where everyone who is marked for death dies.
GUIL: Marked?
PLAYER: Between 'just desserts' and 'tragic irony' we are given quite a lot of scope for our particular talent. Generally speaking, things have gone about as far as they can possibly go when things have got about as bad as they reasonably get. (
GUIL: Who decides?
PLAYER (
(
GUIL
We're tragedians, you see. We follow directions---there is no choice involved. The bad end unhappily, the good unluckily. That is what tragedy means. (
KING
PLAYER: Go!
Having murdered his brother and wooed the widow---the poisoner mounts the throne!
Here we see him and his queen give rein to their unbridled passion! She little knowing that the man she holds in her arms---!
ROS: Oh, I say---here---really! You can't do that!
PLAYER: Why not?
ROS: Well, really---I mean, people want to be entertained---they don't come expecting sordid and gratuitous filth.
PLAYER: You're wrong---they do! Murder, seduction and incest ---what do you want---
jokes?
ROS: I want a good story, with a beginning, middle and end.
PLAYER (
GUIL: I'd prefer art to mirror life, if it's all the same to you.
PLAYER: It's all the same to me, sir. (
PLAYER: Lucretius, nephew to the king... usurped by his uncle and shattered by his mother's incestuous marriage loses . . his reason... throwing the court into turmoil and disarray as he alternates between bitter melancholy and unrestricted lunacy... staggering from the suicidal (
friends--- two spies
---giving them a letter to present to the English court and so they depart---on board ship
---and they arrive
-and disembark---and present themselves before the English king---(