Stephen. 'I dinna ken, your honour; but there is a bit memorandum note of the very coins; for, God help me! I had to borrow out of twenty purses; and I am sure that ilka2 men there set down will take his grit oath for what purpose I borrowed the money.'
Sir John. 'I have little doubt that ye borrowed the money, Steenie. It is the payment to my father that I want to have some proof of.'
Stephen. 'The siller maun be about the house, Sir John. And since your honour never got it, and his honour that was canna have ta'en it wi' him, maybe some of the family may have seen it.'
Sir John. 'We will examine the servants, Stephen; that is but reasonable.'
But lackey and lass, and page and groom, all denied stoutly that they had ever seen such a bag of money as my gudesire described. What was waur, he had unluckily not mentioned to any living soul of them his purpose of paying his rent. Ae quean3 had noticed something under his arm, but she took it for the pipes.
Sir John Bedgauntlet ordered the servants out of the room, and then said
6. Slippers. 9. Behind in paying. 7. A 'hesp' is a length of yarn: the deceased has 1. Law Latin for 'of some kind'; used for evidence left behind him a confused state of affairs that that is acceptable only under special circum
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to my gudesire, 'Now, Steenie, ye see you have fair play; and, as I have little doubt ye ken better where to find the siller than ony other body, I beg, in fair terms, and for your own sake, that you will end this fasherie;4 for, Stephen, ye maun pay or flit.'
'The Lord forgie your opinion,' said Stephen, driven almost to his wit's end?'I am an honest man.'
'So am I, Stephen,' said his honour; 'and so are all the folks in the house, I hope. But if there be a knave amongst us, it must be he that tells the story he cannot prove.' He paused, and then added, mair sternly, 'If I understand your trick, sir, you want to take advantage of some malicious reports concerning things in this family, and particularly respecting my father's sudden death, thereby to cheat me out of the money, and perhaps take away my character, by insinuating that I have received the rent I am demanding.?Where do you suppose this money to be??I insist upon knowing.'
My gudesire saw every thing look sae muckle against him that he grew nearly desperate?however, he shifted from one foot to another, looked to every corner of the room, and made no answer.
'Speak out, sirrah,' said the Laird, assuming a look of his father's, a very particular ane, which he had when he was angry?it seemed as if the wrinkles of his frown made that selfsame fearful shape of a horse's shoe in the middle of his brow;?'Speak out, sir! I will know your thoughts;?do you suppose that I have this money?'
'Far be it frae me to say so,' said Stephen.
'Do you charge any of my people with having taken it?'
'I wad be laith to charge them that may be innocent,' said my gudesire; 'and if there be any one that is guilty, I have nae proof.' 'Somewhere the money must be, if there is a word of truth in your story,' said Sir John; 'I ask where you think it is?and demand a correct answer?' 'In hell, if you will have my thoughts of it,' said my gudesire, driven to extremity,?'in hell! with your father, his jackanape, and his silver whistle.'
Down the stairs he ran (for the parlour was nae place for him after such a word), and he heard the Laird swearing blood and wounds behind him, as fast as ever did Sir Robert, and roaring for the bailie and the baron- officer.
Away rode my gudesire to his chief creditor (him they caa'd Laurie Lapraik), to try if he could make ony thing out of him; but when he tauld his story, he got but the warst word in his wame5?thief, beggar, and dyvour,6 were the saftest terms; and to the boot of these hard terms, Laurie brought up the auld story of his dipping his hand in the blood of God's saunts, just as if a tenant could have helped riding with the Laird, and that a laird like Sir Robert Red- gauntlet. My gudesire was, by this time, far beyond the bounds of patience, and while he and Laurie were at deil speed the liars, he was wanchancie7 aneugh to abuse Lapraik's doctrine as weel as the man, and said things that garr'd folk's flesh grue8 that heard them;-?he wasna just himsell, and he had lived wi' a wild set in his day.
At last they parted, and my gudesire was to ride hame through the wood of Pitmurkie, that is a' fou of black firs, as they say.?I ken the wood, but the firs may be black or white for what I can tell.?At the entry of the wood there is a wild common, and on the edge of the common, a little lonely change
4. Annoyance. 7. Unlucky. 5. Mind. 8. Made people's flesh creep. 6. Good-for-nothing.
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house, that was keepit then by an ostler-wife, they suld hae caa'd her Tibbie Faw,9 and there puir Steenie cried for a mutchkin of brandy, for he had had no refreshment the haill day. Tibbie was earnest wi' him to take a bite of meat, but he couldna think o't, nor would he take his foot out of the stirrup, and took off the brandy wholely at twa draughts, and named a toast at each:?the first was, the memory of Sir Robert Redgauntlet, and might he never lie quiet in his grave till he had righted his poor bond-tenant; and the second was, a health to Man's Enemy, if he would but get him back the pock of siller, or tell him what came o't, for he saw the haill world was like to regard him as a thief and a cheat, and he took that waur than even the ruin of his house and hauld.1
On he rode, little caring where. It was a dark night turned, and the trees made it yet darker, and he let the beast take its ain road through the wood; when, all of a sudden, from tired and wearied that it was before, the nag began to spring, and flee, and stend, that my gudesire could hardly keep the saddle? Upon the whilk, a horseman, suddenly riding up beside him, said, 'That's a mettle beast of yours, freend; will you sell him?'?So saying, he touched the horse's neck with his riding-wand, and it fell into its auld heigh-ho of a stumbling trot. 'Rut his spunk's soon out of him, I think,' continued the stranger, 'and that is like mony a man's courage, that thinks he wad do great things till he came to the proof.'
