Manchuria if Japan could be allowed to take over Korea as well. The
“What am I wearing tomorrow at the British embassy?” asked Alice, opening her handbag, removing a cigarette case and, as expertly as any clubman, lighting up. Caroline still experienced mild shock whenever she saw this; and had said so. “But,” Alice had assured her, “everyone will be doing it now that I do.”
“But you don’t do it beneath your father’s roof.”
“I do it
“The dark blue velvet, with lace at the throat…” Caroline began.
“I
Both Mrs. Roosevelt and Alice liked to invent elaborate costumes, which they did not possess, and then give the White House press secretary descriptions of these fabulous creations, which would be written of, ecstatically, in every “Society Lady” page. As it was, neither lady could afford much of anything to wear, though, of the two, Alice was somewhat richer. When Caroline had caught on to the White House game, Alice had asked her to help invent costumes, which Caroline would describe in the
The maid-of-all-work appeared with tea. Caroline had planned to move to larger quarters and hire what the Apgars would call a proper staff, but John’s liabilities had used up her own income for the year; fortunately, the newspaper had begun, shyly, to flourish, and she could live, comfortably, as a Mrs. Sanford in Georgetown instead of
Caroline poured tea; made conversation, not that much of that ever had to be made in a room containing Alice, who never stopped talking, particularly when inspired to shock, and Long-worth seemed her particular butt of the moment. While Marguerite Cassini glowed, in her Tartar way, and Alice spoke rudely of the House of Representatives, Cissy Patterson told Caroline her problems. Cissy’s face was that of a dull red-haired Pekinese, with a small pink nose; eyes, too, for she had been weeping. “Yes, I’ve been crying on Nick’s shoulder,” she murmured to Caroline.
“The Pole?”
“The Pole. I can’t believe Mother is doing this to me.”
“But he is handsome…”
“I don’t think I care for men,” said Cissy, staring at Caroline in a way that made that new mother-new woman, too-somewhat uneasy; the gaze was too like Mlle. Souvestre’s.
“Oh, you’ll get used to them. They are too large, of course, for most uses.” Caroline thought fondly of Jim, who visited her every Sunday, after his ride along the canal. He smelled, always, of horse. In fact, she now so connected sex with horses that she had suggested that perhaps he send her the horse on a Sunday, and himself go home to Kitty. He had been shocked.
“It’s not that. At least, I don’t think it is. Of course, I’m a virgin.”
“Of course,” said Caroline. “We all were once. Such happy carefree days.”
“I don’t know about happy. But Joseph is deeply impressed by my virginity. Apparently, there are no virgins in Europe.”
“Very few, certainly.” Caroline was eager to be agreeable. Cissy’s uncle was Robert McCormick, whose wife’s family published the Chicago
“He’s too long-winded now.” Cissy had learned to say what everyone else said, a moment or two before perfect staleness made dust of the conventional wisdom. As a result, she was thought clever. “He’s getting a million,” she whispered into Caroline’s ear, while biting off, one by one, the points of one of Huyler’s very special thin chocolate leaves.
“Count Gizycki?”
Cissy nodded, tragically; mouth full of chocolate.
“That’s fair, I suppose.” Caroline was judicious. “In Europe, the bride brings the money while the husband provides the title, the name and the castle. There is a castle?”
“In
“Then why marry him?”
“Mother wants me to be a countess. Father will pay, of course. But it’s very un-American, buying a husband.”
“It may be un-American but Americans do it all the time. Look at Harry Lehr and the poor Drexel girl. Or read your uncle’s paper, or mine, or-if you’re really innocent-any of Mr. Hearst’s. It’s common.”
“Common!” Cissy looked as if she might burst into tears. “I wish,” she said unexpectedly, “I had your mouth.”
“I’ll give it to you, on your wedding day-in the form of a kiss,” added Caroline, uneasily aware that she was now the recipient of a “crush.”
Marguerite Cassini joined them, leaving, unwisely, thought Caroline, Nick Longworth to the predatory Alice, who had her father’s need to be always the center of attention.
“These names sound,” said Caroline, “like characters in
“You are so literary,” said Marguerite, disapprovingly. “You must get it from having to read all those