“Want some?” she asked him.
He noticed the scissors on the table by her hand.
“What have you been doing?” he asked.
“Girl stuff,” Karen answered.
“We decided,” Polly explained, “that Candy’s next husband is not going to take up with some sex kitten.”
“He’ll have the sex kitten at home,” Candy said, then added, “Meow.”
The woman is sloshed, Neal thought.
“And you’re retiring from sex kittendom, I take it,” Neal said.
“So whaddya tink?” Polly asked. Then she pushed up her chin and slowly repeated, “So… what do you think?”
“I’m speechless.”
“Then we should do this more,” Polly said.
Neal said, “I think you look great.”
Polly curtsied.
“Let’s do that thing for him,” said Karen.
What thing? Neal wondered.
“What thing?” Polly asked.
But Neal noticed she said thing, not ting.
“That thing we practiced,” Karen answered. She got up from her chair, stood next to Polly, and whispered in her ear.
After the requisite laughter, Polly pronounced, “ ‘The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain.’
“ ‘I think she’s got it,’ ” Candy slurred.
“ ‘The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plain,’ ” Polly sang.
“ ‘By George she’s got it,’ ” Candy hollered.
“ ‘Now, once again, where does it rain?’ ” Karen asked.
“ ‘On the plain! On the plain!’ ”
“ ‘And where’s that nasty plain?’ ”
“ ‘In Spain! In Spain!’ ”
Neal left the three of them singing and dancing in the kitchen and retreated to the bedroom. He slid the briefcase under the bed, then went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. He dropped onto the mattress a few minutes later, determined to get some sleep. He wanted a clear head in the morning to work out a number of questions. Who was Gloria and why did she have their phone number? And what to do about Walter Withers?
Overtime spotted Withers’s car parked outside Brogan’s. No surprise there, Overtime thought. Hire a dipso detective and that’s what you get. He made a mental note to tell the client that the next time he provided a screen, he wanted a sober one.
But it did give him an idea.
He parked his own car down the road and walked back to the saloon. Switching vehicles with a drunk like Withers should be a simple operation, and well worth the slight risk of exposing his identity in a dark bar. And the idea of sticking Withers with a murder charge was just too amusing to let slide.
He got out of the car and went into the saloon.
But Withers wasn’t there. The place was empty save for a filthy man snoring away in a decrepit lounge chair and an enormous mongrel likewise snoring at his feet.
What I won’t do for a client, Overtime thought, yearning for the clean sunshine of an immaculate Caribbean strand. He pushed the thought from his mind and spotted the set of car keys on the man’s disgusting lap.
There are rewards for virtue, Overtime thought.
He leaned over the bar and saw the Hertz logo on the plastic tab.
Problem: I need a fresh vehicle.
Potential solution: Keys glistening before me.
Question: Can I get them without waking this loathsome specimen of the great unwashed? And his mutt?
Answer: I am a professional.
He paused to listen to the breathing rate of the endomorph in the suburban electric chair. The man’s sound sleep was probably a result of alcohol ingestion. Overtime switched his attention to the dubious result of canine miscegenation. The dog was out. If it wasn’t, it surely would have awoken when I came through the door.
Just then one of the beasts-was it the man or the dog? — released a gaseous effluence so noxious that it forced a decision. One had to leave; the question was whether it was with the keys or without.
Overtime stepped over to the man in the chair and reached to his right for the keys.
Now, Brezhnev had laid his nose in Brogan’s crotch on thousands of occasions. The warm spot between his master’s fat thighs represented a dizzying festival of smells, so the dog could understand the attraction. But he would be damned if he’d let a stranger grope around in there.
“Son of a bitch!” Overtime screamed with presumably unintentional irony as the big black dog sprang from the floor and clamped his jaws on his wrist.
At first, Brogan thought that the growls and screams were just part of a pleasant dream, but then he opened his eyes, to see Brezhnev drive an intruder to the floor and attempt to replace his clamp on the man’s wrist with a more satisfying grip on his throat.
Overtime managed to pull his arm from the dog’s jaws and lay it over his own throat. At least this temporarily saved his life, but it made it very awkward to pull his revolver from his shoulder holster.
“Do something!” he croaked.
Brogan reached for his shotgun but couldn’t find an angle to shoot without a risk of hurting the dog.
Overtime got his wounded right leg up and under the dog’s belly and kicked. Nothing happened.
Problem: Homicidal dog has sufficient mass and muscularity to retain its advantageous position.
Analysis: Continuing status quo will shortly result in my death.
Solution: Attack animal at weakest point.
He kicked the dog in the balls.
Brezhnev flew back several feet and landed on its haunches.
“That’s enough, Brezhnev,” Brogan said as the dog started forward again.
But by that time, Overtime had regained his feet, pulled his pistol, and pointed it at the dog.
Brogan swung the shotgun on the stranger.
“Don’t,” he said.
Temper, Overtime thought. Rein in your temper. You are not being paid to kill a revolting old man and his disgusting mongrel. Temper. But it would be so easy… and satisfying… and unprofessional.
Overtime lowered the pistol, then brought it up in an arc against the side of the man’s head. The man and his shotgun dropped at Overtime’s feet. The dog whimpered, crawled to his master’s prone body, and started to lick the blood from his head.
“You recognize a gun, don’t you, you bastard?” Overtime asked the cowering dog. He stepped over to the cash register and emptied the till. Then he picked up the keys and let himself into Withers’s rented car.
The dog’s fangs had shredded his right wrist but had missed the artery.
He was mad-at himself, at the dog, at this job. He’d come here to do a simple and clean removal. Instead, he’d tried to get too cute-a quality he despised about other so-called professionals in his business. They made things too complicated. The thing to do was spot the target, fix the target, and then walk in and shoot the target. And there was only one acceptable option now: Go to the target location and get it done.
Just in, just out.
Brezhnev licked and whimpered until Brogan opened his eyes and moaned. After his master pulled himself to his feet, Brezhnev wagged his tail and stopped whimpering. He sniffed the blood on the floor until he distinguished his master’s from the intruder’s, until the intruder’s blood filled his senses. He would remember it.
He’d just been doing his job before. Now it was personal.
Karen slid under the covers and pressed against Neal. She slid her hand down and touched him until his eyes opened.
“You wanna do it?” she asked in a startlingly good imitation of Polly Paget.
