was always hired to play the latest in popular music (“Over the Waves” and “Where Did You Get That Hat?”), and it was the sole function—formal or informal—in which women were allowed to participate. (The first female monstrumologist, Mary Whiton Calkins, would not be admitted to the Society until 1907.) Fewer than half of the men brought their wives, only because most monstrumologists were committed bachelors, like my master. This is not to say they were indifferent to the fairer sex or misogynistic in their perceptions—rather, monstrumology attracted men who were solitary by nature, risk-takers for whom the thought of hearth and home and the unending demands of domesticated bliss were anathema. Most, like Pellinore Warthrop, had fallen in love long ago with an enchantress whose face they were doomed to never clearly see.
Hardly had we been relieved of our hats and overcoats when a little man materialized out of the milling crowd. He wore a black swallowtail coat over a vest of the same color, black trousers, a white shirt with a high, stiff collar, and patent leather pumps that added an inch or so to his diminutive height. His mustaches were waxed, twirled into points that curved upward toward his cheeks.
He greeted the monstrumologist in the typical continental fashion—
“Damien, this is my assistant, Will Henry,” the doctor said, ignoring his colleague’s observation. “Will Henry, Dr. Damien Gravois.”
“Delighted,” said Gravois. He squeezed my hand.
“Sir?”
“He is saying ‘How are you?’” Warthrop informed me.
Gravois added, “And you say ‘
I struggled to form the last suggestion, and either the awkwardness of my attempt or the futility of the attempt itself amused him, for he chuckled and gave my shoulder a consoling, if slightly patronizing, pat.
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He turned back to Warthrop. “Have you heard the latest?” He was grinning wickedly. “Oh, it is terrible,
“If it involves scandal, I’m sure you will share it, Gravois,” replied the doctor.
“I have it upon good authority that our esteemed president intends to shock us at the conclusion of this congress.”
“Really?” Warthrop raised an eyebrow, feigning surprise. “In what way?”
“He intends to introduce the
Gravois smiled smugly, anticipating, no doubt, Warthrop’s dismay at this “news.”
“Well,” said my master after a weighty pause. “We will have to do something about that, won’t we? Excuse me, Damien, but I haven’t eaten anything all day.”
We loaded our plates from a long buffet table groaning with food. Never before I had seen so much gathered in one place—smoked salmon and raw oysters, chicken gumbo and sweet pea puree, soft-shelled crab and broiled bluefish, stuffed shoulder of lamb and braised beef with noodles, broiled quail and blue-winged teal duck served in a
A familiar voice shook me from my melancholic reverie. I looked up and stared with slightly opened mouth into the most luminous eyes I have ever seen.
“William James Henry, imagine finding you here among all these old fuddy-duddies!” Muriel Chanler exclaimed, flashing a smile briefer than a wink toward the doctor. “Hello, Pellinore.” Then to me: “What’s the matter, aren’t you hungry?”
I looked down at my untouched plate. “I guess not, ma’am.”
“Then you must do me the honor of this dance—unless your card is full?”
The band had taken up a waltz. I turned a desperate eye to the doctor, who seemed to have discovered some riveting aspect of his crab.
“Mrs. Chanler, I don’t know how to dance . . . ,” I began.
“Neither does any other male here, I’m sorry to say. You’ll be in excellent company, Will. They can dissect a
She seized my sweaty hand and, without pausing for a reply, said, “May I, Pellinore?”
She pulled me to the floor, whereupon I immediately stepped on her toe.
“Put your right hand here,” she said, gently placing it upon the small of her back. “And hold out your left like this. Now, to lead me, just a tiny pressure with your right—No need to crush my spine or shove me around like a rusty-wheeled cart. . . . Oh, you are a natural, Will. Are you sure you’ve never danced before?”
I assured her I had not. I did not look at her, but kept my head turned discreetly to one side, for my eyes were level with the bodice of her gown. I smelled her perfume; I moved in an atmosphere suffused in lilac.
My waltz with the lovely Muriel Chanler was clumsy—and infused with grace. Self-conscious—and self- effacing. All eyes were upon us; we danced in perfect solitude. As she gently turned me—I cannot in honesty claim I did much leading—I caught glimpses of the doctor through the shifting bodies, standing where we’d left him by the buffet table, watching us . . . or her, rather. I do not think he was watching me.
Never before had I desired that a moment end as much as I desired that it go on. She extended her hand, curtsied, and thanked me for the dance. I turned away abruptly, anxious to return to the familiar orbit of one who was not quite so heavenly. She stopped me.
“A proper gentleman escorts his partner from the floor, Master Henry,” she informed me, smiling. “Otherwise she is set adrift to effect a most embarrassing exit. Lift your arm, elbow bent, like this.”
She laid her hand upon my raised forearm, and we paraded from the floor. I tell myself now it was my imagination—the slight favoring of her right foot as we negotiated our way back to the table.
“Will Henry, you do not look well,” the doctor observed. “Are you going to be sick?”
“He is naturally graceful, Pellinore,” Muriel said. “You should be proud.”
“Why would I be proud of that?”
“Aren’t you his surrogate father now?”
“I am nothing of the sort.”
“Then I feel sorry for him.”
“You shouldn’t. I understand from a highly respected expert in the field that his
“John did not feel up to attending.”
“So you came alone?”
“Would that disappoint you, Pellinore?”
“Actually, I am pleased to find you here.”
“I sense a thinly veiled insult coming.”
“It must mean he’s much improved—for you to abandon his bedside to dance the night away with other