wore Buddy Holly — style glasses and sometimes lied to women at parties by pretending to be a beat poet; he even stashed a ratty pack of cloves in his pocket for such occasions. He quoted Kerouac and Ginsberg chapter and verse regardless how many rounds of Johnny Walker he'd put away. Pershing figured his friend's jaded posturing, his affected cynicism, was influenced by the depressing nature of his job: he dealt with emotional basket cases, battered wives, and abused children sixty to seventy hours a week. What did they say? At the heart of every cynic lurked an idealist. That fit Elgin quite neatly.
Elgin owned a house in Yelm, and Mel lived on the second floor of the Broadsword — they and Pershing and three or four other guys from the neighborhood got together for drinks at the Manticore or The Red Room at least once a month; more frequently now as the others slipped closer to retirement and their kids grad uated college. Truth be told, he was much closer to these two than he was to his younger brother Carl, who lived in Denver and whom he hadn't spoken with in several months.
Every autumn, the three of them, sometimes with their significant others, drove up into the Black Hills outside Olympia to a hunting cabin Elgin's grandfather owned. None of them hunted; they enjoyed lounging on the rustic porch, roasting marshmallows, and sipping hot rum around the campfire. Pershing enjoyed these excursions — no one ever wanted to go hiking or wander far from the cabin, and thus his suppressed dread of wilderness perils remained quiescent, except for the occasional stab of nervousness when the coyotes barked, or the wind crashed in the trees, or his unease at how perfectly dark the woods became at night.
Mel bought him a whiskey sour — Mel invariably insisted on covering the tab.
After the trio had chatted for a few minutes, griping about the «damnable» weather, mainly, Elgin said, 'What's eating you? You haven't touched your drink.'
Pershing winced at
Mel and Elgin exchanged glances. Elgin said, 'Like what?'
Pershing told them. Then he briefly described what Wanda said about the mystery girl. 'The other thing that bothers me is. this isn't the first time. The last couple of weeks I've been hearing stuff. Whispers. I wrote those off. Now, I'm not so sure.'
Mel stared into his glass. Elgin frowned and set his palm against his chin in apparently unconscious imitation of
' — if your place is bugged,' Mel said.
'Bugged?'
'This from the man with a lifetime subscription to the
Mel took Elgin's needling in stride. 'Hey, I'm dead serious. Two and two, baby. I'll lay odds somebody miked Percy's apartment.'
'For the love of — ' Elgin waved him off, settling into his mode of dismissive impatience. 'Who on God's green earth would do something crazy like that?
'It is a bit farfetched,' Pershing said. 'On the other hand, if you'd heard this crap. I dunno.'
'Oh, hell.' Elgin took a sip of his drink, patently incredulous.
'Jeez, guys — I'm not saying Homeland Security wired it for sound. maybe another tenant is playing games. People do wacko things.'
'No forced entry.' Pershing pointed at Mel. 'And don't even say it might be Wanda. I'll have to slug you.'
'Nah, Wanda's not sneaky. Who else has got a key?'
Elgin said, 'The super would have one. I mean, if you're determined to go there, then that's the most reasonable suspect. Gotta tell you, though — you're going to feel like how Mel looks when it turns out to be television noise — which is to say, an idiot.'
'Ha, ha. Question is, what to do?'
'Elgin's right. Let's not make a bigger deal of this than it is. I got spooked.'
'And the light of reason shines through. I'm going to the head.' Elgin stood and made his way across the room and disappeared around a big potted fern.
Pershing said, 'Do you mind if I sleep on your couch? If I'm not intruding, that is.'
Mel smiled. 'No problem. Gina doesn't care. Just be warned she goes to work at four in the morning, so she'll be stumbling around the apartment.' He glanced over to make certain Elgin was still safely out of sight. 'Tomorrow I'll come up and help you scope your pad. A while back Freeman introduced me to a guy in Tacoma who runs one of those spy shops with the mini-cameras and microphones. I'll get some tools and we'll see what's what.'
After another round Elgin drove them back to the Broadsword. Just before he pulled away, he stuck his head out the window and called, 'Don't do anything crazy.'
'Which one of us is he talking to?' Mel said, glaring over his shoulder.
'I'm talking to both of you,' Elgin said. He gunned the engine and zipped into the night.
Regina had already gone to bed. Mel tiptoed around his darkened apartment getting a blanket and a pillow for Pershing, cursing softly as he bumped into furniture. Two box fans blasted, but the room was muggy as a greenhouse. Once the sleeping arrangements were made, he got a six-pack of Heineken from the refrigerator and handed one to Pershing. They kicked back and watched a repeat of the Mariners game with the volume turned most of the way down. The seventh-inning stretch did Mel in. His face had a droopy, hangdog quality that meant he was loaded and ready to crash. He said goodnight and sneaked unsteadily toward the bedroom.
Pershing watched the rest of the game, too lethargic to reach for the remote. Eventually he killed the television and lay on the coach, sweat molding his clothes to him like a second skin. His heart felt sluggish. A night light in the kitchen cast ghostly radiance upon the wall, illuminating bits of Regina's Ansel Adams prints, the glittery mica eyes of her menagerie of animal figurines on the mantel. Despite his misery, he fell asleep right away.
A woman gasped in pleasure. That brought him up from the depths. The cry repeated, muffled by the wall of Mel and Gina's bedroom. He stared at the ceiling, mortified, thinking that Mel certainly was one hell of a randy bastard after he got a few drinks under his belt. Then someone whispered, perhaps five feet to his left where the light didn't penetrate. The voice chanted:
The syrupy tone wicked away the heat as if he'd fallen into a cold, black lake. He sat upright so quickly pains sparked in his neck and back. His only consolation lay in the recognition of the slight echoing quality, which suggested the person was elsewhere. Whistling emanated from the shadows, its falsetto muted by the background noise. He clumsily sprang from the couch, his fear transformed to a more useful sense of anger, and crab-walked until he reached the proper vent. 'Hey, jerk!' he said, placing his face within kissing distance of the grill. 'I'm gonna break your knees with my baseball bat if you don't shut your damn mouth!' His bravado was thin — he did keep a Louisville slugger, signed by Ken Griffey Jr., no less, in the bedroom closet in case a burglar broke in at night. Whether he'd be able to break anyone's knees was open to question.
The whistling broke off mid-tune. Silence followed. Pershing listened so hard his skull ached. He said to himself with grudging satisfaction, 'That's right, creepos, you
He finally went and poured a glass of water and huddled at the kitchen table until dawn lighted the windows