That earned Claire a filthy look. 'Shut up, bitch, I'm only here because I need to be, and you're only here because you have to be. Let's not get too touchy-feely.'
Claire swallowed a mouthful of sweet, rich mocha. If it was poisoned, she'd die happy, at least. 'Fine by me. Look, I can't help you get to Amelie. I don't even know how to get to her myself. And even if I did, I don't think she'd take your contract.'
'Then just shut up and smile. If I don't get anything else out of this wasted morning, at least Oliver can see that I tried.'
'How long do I have to do this?'
Monica checked her watch. 'Ten minutes. Suck it up that long, and I won't call my brother about your boyfriend's little indiscretion.'
'How can I be sure?'
Monica slapped both hands to her cheeks and looked over-dramatically horrified. 'Oh no! You don't trust me! I'm crushed.' She dropped the act as suddenly as she'd taken it on. 'I don't care if Shane has opened his own corpse taxi service, I only care about what I can get out of it.'
'Maybe you want revenge,' Claire said.
Monica smiled. 'If I'd wanted that, I'd have already turned him in. Besides, I hear it's best served cold.'
Claire pulled out a book. 'All right. Ten minutes. I need to study anyway.' Monica sat back and began a running, acidly accurate monologue on the outfits of the girls standing in line for coffee, which Claire tried earnestly not to find funny. Which she was able to do, until Monica pointed out a girl wearing a truly horrible polka-dot- leggings-under-shorts ensemble. 'And somewhere in heaven, Versace sheds a single, perfect tear.'
Claire couldn't control a snort of laughter, and hated herself for it. Monica cocked an eyebrow.
'See?' she said. 'I'm so good I can even charm a hard-case like you. It's a waste of my talent, but I need to keep myself sharp.' She finished her coffee, and picked up her little pink purse with the Teen People magazine sticking out of it. 'Gotta fly, loser. Tell your boyfriend as far as I'm concerned, we're even. Well, okay, I'm a little bit more than even, and that's the way I like it. Consider this his restraining order: if I see him within fifty feet of me, I'll not only tell my brother about Shane's midnight adventure, I'll get some football types to pay his kneecaps a visit.'
She walked out, hips swaying dangerously. People got out of her way, and they watched her go. Fear and attraction, in just about equal measure.
Claire sighed. She supposed people always did like that sort of girl, and always would. And secretly? She envied Monica's confidence. Maybe just a little, traitorous bit.
CHAPTER TEN
The dead girl that Shane had taken to the church was Jeanne Jackson, a sophomore who'd gone missing from a sorority party two nights before. The papers said that she'd been raped and strangled, but nothing about suspects, and no cops showed up to interrogate Shane, much to Claire's relief. He'd done a dumbass thing, but she could understand his paranoia. In Morganville, he was one suspicion away from taking up residence in Jason's old cell, whether he'd actually done anything or not.
That was, if the vampires didn't decide to hold their own brand of frontier justice.
Captain Obvious's Fang Report had a much more detailed article on the killings, linking the other two that Claire knew about with this one, and speculating that instead of a vampire menace, they might be dealing with a human one this time. He didn't seem as enthusiastic about forming up vigilante parties for someone with a pulse, Claire noticed. Not that it mattered to the dead girls which type of monster had killed them.
She got a note from Amelie giving her time off from working with Myrnin for the rest of the week, so she devoted herself to keeping up with classes. They were tougher than she was used to, which was kind of a relief. She loved a good challenge, and the professors seemed to actually care whether or not their students had a clue. Myth and Legend wasn't what she'd expected, not at all; it wasn't Greek gods, or even Native American Trickster stories. No, it was about ... vampires. Comparative vampires, actually, examining the literature and folklore from earliest recorded history to the latest vampire-as-hero in pop culture. (Which, now that Claire thought about it, kind of was the modern-day version of myth and legend.) Oddly, for Morganville, the professor wasn't skipping the parts about vampire-killing methods, but Claire guessed that she was one of the few in the class who'd ever know the score about the town, anyway. The rest would bumble cluelessly through their one or two years, transfer out to bigger schools, and never know they'd rubbed elbows at parties with real monsters.
She kept her mouth shut about anything that might get her in trouble, because the professor had a bracelet, too. She was trying to match up glyphs with vampires, and she thought he probably belonged to a female vamp named Susan, who seemed to be into finance. Susan owned a lot of property, anyway, and was some kind of bigwig at the Morganville Bank and Trust.
Claire began keeping notes in a special book about glyphs, vampires, who owned what. Not because she had any agenda, but just because it was interesting, and could be useful someday. She supposed if she'd asked Amelie would have told her all about it, but it was more challenging to figure it out herself — and this way, Amelie couldn't be really sure how much Claire knew, which couldn't be a bad thing. She's nice when it suits her. That doesn't mean she's nice.
And on Friday, Eve left a note stuck to the bathroom mirror for Claire to find when she got up.
C.B. - Don't forget tonight is the party. Objective: look hotter than Monica and make everybody totally forget who threw the party in the first place. Outfit on back of door. Pay me back. — E.
The outfit was nothing Claire would ever, ever, ever have bought for herself. For one thing, the black leather skirt was ... short. Like, really short. There were some kind of patterned pantyhose, and a red sheer shirt with big red roses woven into the fabric in flocked material. And a black cami to go under it.
There was another sticky note attached to the skirt. Shoes under the cabinet. Claire looked. They were thick clunky platforms, in her size, in shiny patent leather.
She took it all back into her bedroom and put it down, backed off, and stared at it for a few seconds. I can't wear that. It's not me.
Eve would totally mock her if she wore her blue jeans to the party. And she'd gone to a lot of trouble, because all of this stuff was Claire's size, not Eve's. Even the shoes.
And ... it really would burn Monica if Claire looked hot. (She'd never be hotter than Monica, that was a fantasy, but still.) Imagining the expression on Monica's face, Claire slowly stroked her fingers down the soft leather of the skirt. No. I can't.
And then she imagined Shane's face when he saw her.
Well. Maybe she could, after all.
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She hadn't gotten his expression quite right in her imagination, because the stunned, vacant expression on Shane's face when she started down the stairs was even better than fantasy. His mouth actually dropped open. Next to him, Michael turned around, and although she hadn't counted on it, there was a warm fuzzy to making a hot golden-angel vampire blink and give her a quick, involuntary once-over.
Claire stopped on the steps above them and did a tentative hip-shimmy. 'Okay?' she asked. Shane's mouth shut with a snap, and Michael actually cleared his throat.
'Fine,' Michael said.
'Fine?' That was Eve, coming down the stairs behind Claire. She moved around the roadblock and punched Michael in the arm. 'She looks amazing. I'm not half gay and I think she's hot.'
Shane wasn't saying anything. Claire felt warm and a little dizzy, the way he was looking at her. She resisted the urge to check to see if her skirt was straight — she'd done it a dozen times already —and forced herself to meet his gaze and smile.
'You sure this is smart?' Shane asked, which was not what she'd expected, not at all. 'You look fantastic.'
'Thanks — '
He interrupted her. 'Fantastic in this town pops you to the top of the take-out menu.'
