Computerised Voice: (v.o) Welcome to Texaco. You can trust your car with the system with the star. Checking oil, checking landing gear.....
Marty looks over to the cinema. It's now called Holomax and Jaws 19 is showing, directed by Max Spielberg (Steven's real life son!!!). Marty looks away and a holo-shark comes out, creeping towards Marty. It's just about to "eat" him.
Marty: Argh!!!
The shark then disappears. Marty gets up, he's receiving some very strange looks.
Marty: Shark still looks fake.
A holo-billboard in the background "starts".
Goldie Wilson III: Hi friends, Goldie Wilson III here for Wilson's hover-conversion systems.. You know, when my grandpa was mayor of Hill Valley, he had to worry about traffic problems. But now, you don't have to worry about traffic! I'll hover-convert your old road car into a skyway flyer. For only $39,999.95. So come on down and see me, Goldie Wilson III, at any one of our 29 convenient locations. Remember, keep 'em flying.
Marty sees an antiques store, Blast from the Past. He looks in the window. Inside are Grey's Sports Almanac 1950-2000, a Jaws Nintendo game, an old Apple Mac (circa 1984), a Roger Rabbit doll, a lava lamp, a Dustbuster, Perrier water bottles, a Super VHS video camera, a Walkman, Dragnet and Animal House videos, the political comedy album Trust Me and as an in-joke, Marty's shirt and jacket from Part 1. Marty walks into the Cafe 80's next door, where Lou's Cafe was in 1955.
Music: Beat It By Michael Jackson
The layout of the Cafe is similar to Lou's Cafe. Behind the counter are TV screens playing shows of the 1980s - these are Family Ties, Miami Vice, Dallas, Cheers, The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Smurfs and Taxi. BIFF, now 78, is seen in the background. He doesn't see Marty, and Marty doesn't see him. The Cafe is decorated with various decorations from the 1980s. Two "cyclists" are inside pedalling on exercise bikes. There are no waiters or anything like that in the Cafe, just "video waiters". One of them, who looks like Michael Jackson, is talking to a woman customer who's sitting at the counter.
(Note: The following speech by "Michael Jackson" might not be accurate, I played the tape 5 times and this was the best I could come up with).
"Michael Jackson": .....or you might want to go south western with our Labunya Tortest peanuts, it's got a hot salsa, avocados, some natural mixture with your choice of beans, chicken, b..b..beef or pork.....
Cut to Marty. He's standing in the doorway looking puzzled/astonished.
Customer: (o.s) Waiter?
Cut to the customer. A video waiter goes towards him.
Customer: Waiter?
Cut back to Marty. Suddenly another video waiter, who looks like Ronald Reagan, zooms up to Marty.
"Ronald Reagan": Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the aftern..n..noon. Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi, Cajun style
The screen is "interrupted" by another video waiter on the same video. This one looks like the Ayatollah Khomeini.
"Ayatollah Khomeini": You must try the hot Satan special!
The two waiters keep talking over one another it gets hard to make out what they are saying.
Marty: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
The video waiters shut up.
Marty: All I want is a Pepsi.
A Pepsi in a futuristic bottle appears out of the counter. Marty picks it up and looks at it.
Biff: Hey McFly!
Marty turns to Biff.
Biff: Yeah, I seen you around. You're Marty McFly's kid, aren't you?
Marty: Biff?
Biff: You're Marty Jr! Tough break kid, must be rough being named after a complete butthead.
Marty: What's that supposed to mean?
Biff: Hello, hello, anybody home? Huh?
He taps Marty on the head with his cane.
Biff: Think McFly, think. Your old man, is still a loser?
Marty: What?
Biff: That's right. Loser with a capital L.
Marty: Look, I happen to know that George McFly is not a loser.
Biff: No, I'm not talking about George McFly. I'm talking about his kid.
In the background, a car lands outside the Cafe.
Biff: (continued) Your old man, Marty McFly Senior, the man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet.
Marty: I did? (Covering) Uh, I mean, I mean he did?
The cafe doors open and GRIFF enters. Griff is Biff's grandson, and he's even meaner than Biff was in 1955. Griff is wearing tough-guy clothes and a grey, metallic hat.
Griff: Hey Gramps, I told you 2 coats of wax on my car, not just 1.
Biff gets up.
Biff: Hey, hey, I just put the 2nd coat on last week.
Griff: Yeah, with your eyes closed?
Cut to Marty.
Marty: Are you two related?
Biff: Hello, hello, anybody home?
Marty tries to avoid Biff's cane.
Biff: (continued) What'd you think, Griff just calls me grandpa for his health?
Marty: (worried) He's Griff?
Cut to Griff.
Griff: Gramps, what the hell am I paying you for?
Biff: Hey kid, say hello to your grandma for me.
Griff pulls Biff out of the cafe.
Griff: Get out of there Gramps!
Biff: (o.s) Hey, take it easy!
Griff comes back in.
Griff: Hey McFly, don't go anywhere, you're next!
Griff leaves. Marty looks around the Cafe again and sees Wild Gunman, a video game. Two boys are next to it.
Boy 1: Look, a video game! I got it working.
Boy 2: My dad told me about these.
Marty: It is Wild Gunman.
He walks over to the game.
Boy 1: How do you play this thing?
Marty: Let me show you kid.
Marty takes his hat off and throws it on top of the game.
Marty: I'm a crack shot at this.
Marty fires at the game and sure enough, he's a crack shot. The words "Crack Shot"
