Hunt the Moon

Silence.

Until someone started screaming. “Don’t you die, don’t you die, don’t you fucking die on me—”

And someone was pounding my chest and someone else was forcing smoke-flavored breath down my throat, and he really needed to gargle because that was just gross, and then I was choking and gasping and flailing weakly and Marco was dragging me against his huge, rapidly moving chest. “Are you all right? Are you fucking all right?” he yelled right in my face.

“Urp,” I said brilliantly. And then I threw up on him.

Chapter Twenty

I thought there was a good chance the fridge was possessed.

It was subtle about it, but I had its number. I knew its ways. Oh yes.

“How the hell did nobody hear him?” someone demanded harshly. I couldn’t see who it was because he was outside the kitchen. But it sounded sort of like Marco. Or like Marco might sound if he wanted to bite someone’s head off their body.

One of the vamps must have thought so, too, because he was awfully tentative when he answered. “He . . . apparently, the mage threw a silence spell over the lounge. We couldn’t hear any—”

“I’m more interested in why you couldn’t see. All of you congregated in one place, with not a single fucking one watching your fucking charge—”

“The apartment was supposed to be empty!” Another, slightly less cowed voice said. “And she hates it when we hover—”

“Then you play pool, you play cards, you watch without making it obvious. But you fucking well watch!” Something crashed into a wall.

Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn’t listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.

There were slash marks in the front, spaced evenly like evil eyes, glowing with yellow light from the inside. And that couldn’t be the usual fridge light, could it? Wasn’t that supposed to go out when the door was closed? I thought I saw something move behind one of the slashes, but then I blinked and it was gone.

Oh yes. I knew.

Pritkin came in and knelt by my chair. “You can’t go to sleep yet, Cassie,” he told me, handing me a heart murmur in a mug. It smelled good, but not good enough to wake up for. I mumbled something and turned over, burying my face in the nice, warm shoulder someone had thoughtfully provided.

Only to be hauled up again.

So I sighed and snuggled into a nice, warm chest instead.

“Drink.” My hands were wrapped around the mug.

I pushed it away. “Don’ wanna. Wanna sleep.”

“Not yet.”

“Then why am I in bed?”

He sighed and pulled me to a sitting position, putting the mug firmly in my hands. “A healer is coming and he wants you to stay awake until he arrives, all right?”

I drank some too-hot coffee and scowled at him, annoyed although I couldn’t remember why. The light from the lounge was leaking in, highlighting his spiky blond hair. I decided that must be it.

“You really hate my hair, don’t you?” he asked, a smile flickering over his lips so fast I might have imagined it.

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

I reached out to touch it, and was surprised as always to find it mostly soft. Just a little stiff in places from whatever product he used on it. It felt weird, imagining Pritkin having anything in his hair but sweat. But he must have; nobody’s did that all on its own.

“It’s like . . . angry hair,” I said, trying to pat it down and failing miserably.

He caught my wrist. “Most people would say that suits me.”

“I’m not most people.”

“I know.”

I went back to watching the fridge. I could see the door over Pritkin’s shoulder, and it wasn’t closed after all. It was very slightly open, like a panting mouth. And some kind of multicolored mucus was dripping out the bottom.

Condiments, I told myself firmly.

Or so it wanted me to think.

“Dryden’s finished hugging the toilet,” one of the vamps said, walking into the kitchen. “Do we need to dose her, too?”

“She took care of that herself,” Marco said, joining the party. He’d pulled off the barfed-on shirt but hadn’t yet bothered to go to his room for another one. That left him in dark gray slacks, a pair of Ferragamo loafers and a lot of hair.

A lot of hair. It was even on his shoulders. It was like a pelt.

He crouched down on the other side of me. “You’re really hairy,” I told him, impressed.

“And you’re really stoned.”

I thought about that for a moment. It seemed like an outside possibility. “Why am I stoned?”

“It was the goddamned chocolates. I always taste everything before you eat it, yet I sat right there and watched you scarf half the damn—”

“You couldn’t know.”

“It’s my goddamned job to know!”

I sighed and pulled his curly head to me. He was warm and fuzzy, like a big teddy bear. A big teddy bear with fangs.

I patted him softly.

“Why didn’t the wards detect that shit?” one of the other guards demanded angrily. He was a redhead, his fiery hair worn in a slick style that went with his natty blue-plaid suit. He was one of the ones who had made fun of the mage when he first arrived, but who’d let him follow us in. I wondered if he’d caught flak for that.

Probably.

“They detect poison,” Pritkin told him. “This was a narcotic.”

“What the hell was the point in that?”

“Probably hoped she’d eat enough to kill her,” Marco said savagely. “Don’t have to be poison to do the job if you consume enough of it! But even one or two pieces would make sure she couldn’t shift away from that asshole.”

“That asshole ate half the box himself,” Pritkin said, “hoping he’d pass out before that creature could make use of him.”

“Then why the hell didn’t he?”

“He doubtless would have, given more time. Unfortunately, our meeting broke up too soon and Cassie found the box—”

A phone rang. Marco pulled it out of his pocket and looked at the readout. “I gotta get the rest of my ass chewed off by the master,” he told me. “Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?”

“I’ll try,” I told him seriously.

“You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny.” He left.

“What I don’t get is how that thing knew that particular mage would get in,” another vamp said. He was a tall brunet in nice tan jacket that was now covered in beer. “We’d been tossing them out on their fortune-hunting asses all day. He’d have gone the same way if he hadn’t shown up with the Lord Protector.”

“Maybe that’s what it was waiting for,” a third vamp said, glancing around. He was another brunet, in shirtsleeves and dark brown slacks. A bright blue tie was askew under one ear, but he didn’t appear to have