and carrots and corn on the cob. At least he had used some upsider trick to disguise the color of his eyes. Ngonda's clothes weren't quite as odd, but they too were a problem. Spur had seen citizens wearing flair jackets and high- collar shirts - but not on a hot summer Sunday and not in Littleton. Ngonda was dressed for a meeting at the Cooperative's Office of Diplomacy in Concord. Spur's only hope was to whisk them both to Diligence Cottage and either hide them there or find them something more appropriate to wear.
'Tell me about the gosdogs,' said the High Gregory.
Spur leaned closer, trying to hear him over the roar of the truck's engine, the clatter of its suspension and the crunch of tires against the dirt road. 'Say again?'
'The gosdogs,' shouted the High Gregory. 'One of your native species. You know, four-footed, feathered, they run in packs.'
'Gosdogs, yes. What do you want to know?'
'You eat them.'
'I don't.' The High Gregory seemed to be waiting for him to elaborate, but Spur wasn't sure what he wanted to know exactly. 'Other citizens do, but the browns only. The other breeds are supposed to be too stringy.'
'And when you kill them, do they know they're about to die? How do you do it?'
'I don't.' Spur had never slaughtered a gosdog; Cape didn't believe in eating them. However, Spur had slaughtered chickens and goats and helped once with a bull. Butchering was one of the unpleasant chores that needed doing on a farm, like digging postholes or mucking out the barn. 'They don't suffer.'
'Really? That's good to know.' The High Gregory did not look convinced. 'How smart do you think they are?'
At that moment Sly stepped on the brakes and swung the steering wheel; the truck bumped onto the smooth pavement of Civic Route 22.
'Not very,' said Spur. With the road noise abating, his voice carried into the cab.
'Not very what?' said Constant Ngonda.
The High Gregory propped himself up to speak through the open window. 'I was asking Spur how smart the gosdogs are. I couldn't find much about them, considering. Why is that, do you suppose?'
'The ComExplore Survey Team rated them just 6.4 on the Peekay Animal Intelligence Scale,' said Ngonda. 'A goat has more brains.'
'Yes, I found that,' said the High Gregory, 'but what's interesting is that the first evaluation was the only one ever done. And it would have been very much in the company's interests to test them low, right? And of course it made no sense for your pukpuks to bother with a follow-up test. And now your Transcendent State has a stake in keeping that rating as it is.'
'Are you suggesting some kind of conspiracy?' Ngonda was working his way to a fine outrage. 'That we're deliberately abusing an intelligent species?'
'I'm just asking questions, friend Constant. And no, I'm not saying they're as smart as humans, no, no, never. But suppose they were retested and their intelligence was found to be… let's say 8.3. Or even 8.1. The Thousand Worlds might want to see them protected.'
'Protected?' The deputy's voice snapped through the window.
'Why, don't you think that would be a good idea? You'd just have to round them up and move them to a park or something. Let them loose in their native habitat.'
'There is no native habitat left on Walden.' Spur noticed that Sly was so intent on the conversation that he was coasting down the highway. 'Except maybe underwater.' A westbound oil truck was catching up to them fast.
'We could build one then,' said the High Gregory cheerfully. 'The L'ung could raise the money. They need something to do.'
'Can I ask you something?' Ngonda had passed outrage and was well on his way to fury.
'Yes, friend Constant. Of course.'
'How old are you?'
'Twelve standard. My birthday is next month. I don't want a big party this year. It's too much work.'
'They know themselves in the mirror,' said Sly.
'What?' Ngonda was distracted from whatever point he was about to make. 'What did you just say?'
'When one of them looks at his reflection, he recognizes himself.' Sly leaned back toward the window as he spoke. 'We had this brood, a mother and three pups, who stayed indoors with us last winter. They were house- trained, mostly.' The truck slowed to a crawl. 'So my granddaughter Brookie is playing dress-up with the pups one night and the silly little pumpkin decides to paint one all over with grape juice. Said she was trying to make the first purple gosdog - her father babies her, don't you know? But she actually stains the right rear leg before her mother catches her out. And when Brookie lets the poor thing loose, it galumphs to the mirror and backs up to see its grapy leg. Then it gets to whimpering and clucking and turning circles like they do when they're upset.' Sly checked the rearview mirror and noticed the oil truck closing in on them for the first time. 'I was there, saw it clear as tap water. The idea that it knew who it was tipped me over for a couple of days.' He put two wheels onto the shoulder of cr22 and waved the truck past. 'It's been a hardship, but I've never eaten a scrap of gosdog since.'
'That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard,' said Ngonda.
'Lots of citizens feel that way,' said Spur.
'As is their right. But to jump to conclusions based on this man's observations…' 'I don't want to jump, friend Constant,' said the High Gregory. 'Let's not jump.' Although the deputy was ready to press his argument, nobody else spoke and gradually he subsided. Sly pulled back onto cr22 and drove the rest of the way at a normal pace. They passed the rest of the trip in silence; the wind seemed to whip Spur's thoughts right out of his head.
As they turned off Jane Powder Street onto the driveway of the cottage, Sly called back to him. 'Looks like you've got company.'
Spur rubbed the back of his neck in frustration. Who told the townsfolk that he wanted them to come visiting? He leaned over the side of the truck but couldn't see anyone until they parked next to the porch. Then he spotted the scooter leaning against the barn.
If it was really in the High Gregory's power to make luck, then what he was brewing up for Spur so far was pure misfortune. It was Comfort's scooter.
The High Gregory stood up in the back of the truck and turned around once, surveying the farmstead. 'This is your home, Spur.' He said it not as a question but as a statement, as if Spur were the one seeing it for the first time. 'I understand now why you would want to live so far from everything. It's like a poem here.'
Constant Ngonda opened the door and stepped down onto the dusty drive. From his expression, the deputy appeared to have formed a different opinion of the cottage. However, he was enough of a diplomat to keep it to himself. He clutched a holdall to his chest and was mounting the stairs to the porch when he noticed that no one else had moved from the truck.
They were watching Comfort stalk toward them from the barn, so clearly in a temper that heat seemed to shimmer off her in the morning swelter.
'That woman looks angry as lightning,' said Sly. 'You want me to try to get in her way?'
'No,' said Spur. 'She'd probably just knock you over.'
'But this is your Comfort?' said the High Gregory. 'The wife that you don't live with anymore. This is so exciting, just what I was hoping for. She's come for a visit - maybe to welcome you back?'
'I'm not expecting much of a welcome,' said Spur. 'If you'll excuse me, I should talk to her. Sly, if you wouldn't mind staying a few minutes, maybe you could take Constant and young Lucky here inside. There's plenty to eat.'
'Lucky,' said the High Gregory, repeating the name they had agreed on for him, as if reminding himself to get into character. 'Hello, friend Comfort,' he called. 'I'm Lucky. Lucky Ngonda.'
She shook the greeting off and kept bearing down on them. His wife was a slight woman, with fine features and eyes dark tas currants. Her hair was long and sleek and black. She was wearing a sleeveless, yellow gingham dress that Spur had never seen before. Part of her new wardrobe, he thought, her new life. When he had been in love with her, Spur had thought that Comfort was pretty. But now, seeing her for the first time in months, he decided that she was merely delicate. She did not look strong enough for the rigors of life on a farm.
Spur opened the tailgate and the High Gregory jumped from the back of the truck. Ngonda came back down the stairs to be introduced to Comfort. Spur was handing the High Gregory's bag down to Sly as she drew herself up in front of them.
