The Corinthian

curls, forcing rather than coaxing them into a more manly style, she began to look quite neat, though rather watery-eyed. Her crumpled cravat was next cast aside, and one of Sir Richard’s own put round her neck. She was so anxious to see how he was arranging it that she stood on tiptoe to catch a glimpse of herself in the mirror hanging above the mantelpiece, and got her ears boxed.

“Will you stand still?” said Sir Richard.

Miss Creed sniffed, and subsided into dark mutterings. However, when he released her, and she was able to see the result of his handiwork, she was so pleased that she forgot her injuries, and exclaimed: “Oh, how nice I look! Is it a Wyndham Fall?”

“Certainly not!” Sir Richard replied. The Wyndham Fall is not for scrubby schoolboys, let me tell you.”

“I am not a scrubby schoolboy!”

“You look like one. Now put what you have in that bundle into the cloak-bag, and we’ll be off.”

“I have a very good mind not to go with you,” said Miss Creed, glowering.

“No, you haven’t. You are now my young cousin, and we are wholly committed to a life of adventure. What did you say your name was?”

“Penelope Creed. Most people call me Pen, but I ought to have a man’s name now.”

“Pen will do very well. If it occasions the least comment, you will say that it is spelt with two N’s. You were named after that Quaker fellow.”

“Oh, that is a very good idea! What shall I call you?”

“Richard.”

“Richard who?”

“Smith—Jones—Brown.”

She was engaged in transferring her belongings from the Paisley shawl to the cloak-bag. “You don’t look like any of those. What shall I do with this shawl?”

“Leave it,” replied Sir Richard, gathering up some gleaming scraps of guinea-gold hair from the carpet, and casting them to the back of the fireplace. “Do you know, Pen Creed, I fancy you have come into my life in the guise of Providence?”

She looked up enquiringly. “Have I?” she said doubtfully.

“That or Disaster,” said Sir Richard. “I shall know which when I am sober. But, to tell you the truth, I don’t care a jot! En avant, mon cousin!”

It was past midday when Lady Trevor, accompanied by her reluctant husband, called at her brother’s house in St James’s Square. She was admitted by the porter, obviously big with news, and handed on by him to the butler. “Tell Sir Richard that I am here,” she commanded, stepping into the Yellow Saloon.

“Sir Richard, my lady, is not at home,” said the butler, in a voice pregnant with mystery.

Louisa, who had extracted from her lord a description of Sir Richard’s proceedings at Almack’s on the preceding night, snorted. “You will tell him that his sister desires to see him,” she said.

“Sir Richard, my lady, is not upon the premises,” said the butler, working up to his climax.

“Sir Richard has trained you well,” said Louisa dryly. “But I am not to be put off so! Go and tell him that I wish to see him!”

“Sir Richard, my lady, did not sleep in his bed last night!” announced the butler.

George was surprised into indiscreet comment. “What’s that? Nonsense! He wasn’t as foxed as that when I saw him!”

“As to that, my lord,” said the butler, with dignity, “I have no information. In a word, my lord, Sir Richard has vanished.”

“Good Gad!” ejaculated George.

“Fiddle-de-dee!” said Louisa tartly. “Sir Richard, as I suppose, is in his bed!”

“No, my lady. As I informed your ladyship, Sir Richard’s bed has not been slept in.” He paused, but Louisa only stared at him. Satisfied with the impression he had made, he continued: “The evening attire which Sir Richard was wearing yesterday was found by his man, Biddle, upon the floor of his bedroom. Sir Richard’s second-best top- boots, a pair of buckskins, a blue riding-coat, his drab overcoat, and a fawn coloured beaver, have all disappeared. One is forced to the conclusion, my lady, that Sir Richard was called away unexpectedly.”

“Gone off without his valet?” George demanded in a stupefied tone.

The butler bowed. “Precisely so, my lord.”

“Impossible!” George said, from the heart.

Louisa, who had been frowning over these tidings, said in a brisk voice: “It is certainly very odd, but there is no doubt some perfectly reasonable explanation. Pray, are you certain that my brother left no word with any member of his household?”

“None whatsoever, my lady.”

George heaved a deep sigh, and shook his head. “I warned you, Louisa! I said you were driving him too hard!”

“You said nothing of the sort!” snapped Louisa, annoyed with him for talking so indiscreetly before a palpably interested servant. “To be sure, he may well have mentioned to us that he was going out of town, and we have forgotten the circumstance.”

“How can you say so?” asked George, honestly puzzled. “Why, didn’t you have it from Melissa Brandon herself that he was to call—”

“That will do, George!” said Louisa, quelling him with a look so terrible that he quailed under it. “Tell me, Porson,” she resumed, turning again to the butler, “has my brother gone in his post-chaise, or is he driving himself?”

“None of Sir Richard’s vehicles, my lady, sporting or otherwise, is missing from the stables,” said Porson, relishing the cumulative effect of his disclosures.

“He is riding, then!”

“I have ascertained from the head groom, my lady, that none of Sir Richard’s horses has been abstracted. The head groom has not seen Sir Richard since yesterday morning.”

“Good Gad!” muttered George, his eyes starting with dismay at the hideous thought which presented itself to him. “No, no, he would not do that!”

“Be quiet, George! For heaven’s sake, be quiet!” Louisa cried sharply. “Why, what nonsensical notion have you taken into your head? I am sure it is most provoking of Richard to slip off like this, but as for—I won’t have you say such things! Ten to one, he has gone off to watch some odious sporting event: prize-fighting, I dare say! He will be home presently.”

“But he didn’t sleep at home!” George reminded her. “And I’m bound to say he wasn’t cold stone sober when he left Almack’s last night. I don’t mean he was badly foxed, but you know what he’s like when he’s—”

“I am thankful to say that I know nothing of the kind!” retorted Louisa. “If he was not sober, it would account for his erratic behaviour.”

“Erratic behaviour! I must say, Louisa, that is a fine way to talk when poor Ricky may be at the bottom of the river,” exclaimed George, roused to noble courage.

She changed colour, but said faintly: “How can you be so absurd? Don’t say such things, I beg of you!”

The butler coughed. “I beg your lordship’s pardon, but if I might say so, Sir Richard would hardly change his raiment for the execution of—of what I apprehend your lordship means.”

“No. No, very true! He would not, of course!” agreed George, relieved.

“Moreover, my lord, Biddle reports that Sir Richard’s drawers and wardrobe have been ransacked, and various articles of clothing abstracted. Upon going to rouse Sir Richard this morning, Biddle found his room in the greatest disorder, as though Sir Richard had made his preparations for a journey in haste. Furthermore, my lord, Biddle informed me that a portmanteau and a small cloak-bag are missing from the cupboard in which they are customarily kept.”

George gave a sudden croak of laughter. “Bolted, by Gad! Yoicks! gone awa-ayl”

“George!”

“I don’t care!” said George defiantly. “I’m devilish glad he has bolted!”

“But there was no need!” Louisa said, forgetting that Porson was in the room. “No one was constraining him to marry—” she caught Porson’s eye, and stopped short.