“Don’t know, sir,” said Headingley. “Probably nowt, but he makes it sound urgent.”
“They always do. Who’ll you take? We’re a bit short-handed with Novello still off sick and Seymour on leave.”
“I can go,” said Wield.
“No, it’s OK. This one’s not a registered snout,” said Headingley firmly. Registered informants required two officers to work them for protection against disinformation and attempted set-ups. “I’m still working on him. He’s a bit timid, and I reckon that seeing me turn up mob-handed might put him off for ever.”
He turned and began to move away.
Dalziel said, “Hey, George, aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Eh?”
“This,” said the Fat Man, proffering the Dialogues file. “You don’t get shut of it that easy.”
The bugger’s a mind reader, thought Headingley, not for the first time. He took the file, tucked it under his arm and headed out of the office.
Dalziel watched him go and said, “Know what I think, Wieldy?”
“Wouldn’t presume, sir.”
“I think it was his missus reminding him to pick up her dry-cleaning. One thing you’ve got to say about George, he’s been real conscientious helping us break in his replacement.”
“Thought we weren’t getting a replacement, sir.”
“That’s what I mean,” said Andy Dalziel.
He returned to his office, sat looking at the phone for a minute, then picked it up and dialled.
“Hello,” said a woman’s voice which even on the phone was filled with a husky warmth which communicated itself straight to his thighs.
“Hi, luv. It’s me.”
“Andy,” said Cap Marvell. “How nice.”
She made it sound like she meant it too.
“Just rang to say how’re you doing. And sorry you didn’t enjoy that place last night.”
She laughed and said, “As you well know, it wasn’t the place I didn’t enjoy, it was you going on about that handsome young officer and the very pretty TV girl. I thought we had an agreement. No shop till after sex when you can unburden yourself to your heart’s content and I can go to sleep.”
“Chance would have been a fine thing,” he grumbled.
“Chance went out of the window with my pleasant night out. I’m game to experiment with most kinds of foreplay, but police politics I find a real turn-off. But I accept your apology for an apology.”
“Grand. Then let’s fix summat else up. Your choice. Anything you say and I promise you’ll think I’m a civilian.”
“You say so. OK, couple of invitations I’ve got this morning. One is to my son’s regimental ball. It’s being held a fortnight on Saturday out at Haysgarth, that’s Budgie Partridge’s country seat. He’s the regiment’s Colonel-in- Chief…”
Cap’s son by her dissolved marriage was Lieutenant-Colonel Piers Pitt-Evenlode MC of the Yorkshire Fusiliers, known to Dalziel as The Hero.
“Budgie? That’s Lord Partridge to us commoners, is it?”
“Sorry. I knew him in another life.”
This other life had been the period of marriage into the landed gentry which had led to the Hero, self- knowledge, disillusionment, rebellion, divorce, and ultimately Dalziel.
“Met him once myself in this life,” said the Fat Man, “but I doubt he’d remember me. What’s the other invite?”
“That’s to the preview of the art and craft exhibition in the Centre Gallery. A week on Saturday.”
“That it? No one want you to open a new brewery or summat?”
“Choose,” she said unrelentingly. “It’s either tin soldiers and champagne cocktails or nude paintings and cheap white wine.”
He thought then said, “Don’t know much about art but I know what I like. I’ll pick the mucky pictures.”
Hat Bowler yawned widely.
He’d had a restless night, his bed afloat on a turbulent ocean of lager and Campari and the sky full of dull red stars each glowing down upon him with the accusing intensity of Andy Dalziel’s gaze. He’d risen very early and made his way to work where he ordered his notes into the report which, not without malice aforethought, had so upset George Headingley. Franny Roote’s name hadn’t been on the Taverna reservation list. He examined his reasons for not mentioning him, decided albeit uneasily they were as good this morning as they’d appeared last night-better maybe after that encounter with Dalziel’s glowering glare-then, partly to avoid being present when the DI read his report, and partly to reassure himself that Pascoe was getting his knickers in a twist over nothing, he’d driven out to the suburb where Franny Roote had his flat and resumed surveillance.
There was, he was glad to confirm, nothing here to wake a young DC up. In fact, for a convicted felon and a suspected stalker, Roote really led an incredibly boring life. The guy got up in the morning, got into his old banger (correction: it looked like an old banger but the engine sounded remarkably sweet), drove to work, and worked hard all day. Most evenings he spent reading and taking notes in the university library. His social life seemed to consist of attendance at a St. John Ambulance class and occasional visits to a restaurant (like the Taverna, bugger it!) or a cinema, always alone. No, this was one very dull character. And Wield had said he’d got an eye like a hawk! The sergeant was a man to admire and listen to, but he didn’t know much about birds, thought Bowler complacently as he watched Roote pruning a rosebush with such methodical concentration that he’d probably not have noticed if a full-scale film crew had turned up to take pictures.
Time to move before he fell asleep.
As he drove away from the university, Bowler let his thoughts drift to Rye Pomona. Now that he’d reported on his investigations to the DI, he felt obligated to bring her up to speed too. He had convinced himself that she hadn’t got his message last night. Probably Dee, through indolence or inadvertence, or, more likely, simple indisposition, hadn’t made contact with her. He pulled over and dialled the library and asked for Reference.
He recognized her voice at once. She on the other hand didn’t recognize his and seemed to require an effort of memory even to register his name.
“Oh yes. Constable Bowler. Message last night? Yes, I believe I did get a message, but I had other plans. So how can I help you now?”
“Well, I thought you might like to hear how I got on.”
“Got on? With what?”
“With looking into these Dialogues you gave me.”
“Oh yes. The Wordman of Alcatraz.”
She sounded more amused at the memory of his attempted joke than she’d been at the attempt.
He decided this was a positive sign.
“That’s right. The Wordman.”
“All right. Tell me. How did you get on?”
“Actually it’s quite complicated,” he said cunningly. “I’m a bit rushed now. I wondered if you could spare a few minutes at lunchtime, say?”
A pause.
“I don’t have long. One of us has to be here. And I usually eat a sandwich in the staffroom.”
A staffroom was not what he had in mind.
“I thought perhaps a pub…”
“A pub?” As if he’d suggested a House of Assignation. “I don’t get long enough to spend time in pubs. I suppose I could meet you in Hal’s.”
“Hal’s?”
“The cafe-bar on the Centre mezzanine. Don’t policemen get asked the way any more?”
“Yes, yes, I’ll find it.”
“I won’t hold my breath. Twelve fifteen.”
“Yes, twelve fifteen would be fine. Maybe we can…”
But he wasn’t talking to anyone but himself.
