Murder on the Bride’s Side

I must have started screaming, but I don’t really remember. I found myself at the other end of the terrace surrounded by the catering staff and soaked from the rain.

“Hey, lady,” said a man with arms roughly the size of my thighs. His blue catering T-shirt stretched tight across his chest. “Are you all right?”

I shook my head and silently pointed at Roni’s body. I couldn’t find my voice. Mr. Big Arms shot me a funny look and walked over to where Roni lay. I dragged my eyes away from the horrific sight of Roni sprawled on the chaise, fighting the waves of nausea rolling through my stomach, and forced myself to concentrate on the rose- covered trellis. But there was no relief to be found there. All my eyes could see were those roses that were now wilted and dying, their delicate petals edged in brown. Death, it seemed, was all around me.

The other staff stood protectively around me, making assorted calming noises. Someone opened an umbrella and held it over my head. Mr. Big Arms looked down at the body. “Jesus!” he said, staring back at me in astonishment. “This woman’s dead!” The other members of the staff abandoned their attempts to comfort me and quickly edged over to get a look, taking the umbrella with them. Ghouls. Mr. Big Arms looked at me again, a wary expression now on his face. “Did you do this?”

My voice came back in a rush. “No! Of course not! I just found her. Oh, God. We need to call the police. I’ve got to tell the family!” I looked around anxiously. Chloe was just coming up the terrace steps. “Elizabeth?” she said. “Is something wrong?” Just as I had suspected, she was dewy fresh. “Roni’s dead!” I said in a jumble. “Over there.” I pointed behind me to where a rapidly growing crowd of men in blue T-shirts grouped around the chaise.

Chloe’s eyes slid to where I pointed. “Eric! What’s going on?”

Eric, aka Mr. Big Arms, popped his head up. “She’s right, Ms. Jenkins. There’s a body here.”

I pushed past Chloe. “Call the police,” I yelled at her over my shoulder. I bolted into the house, and taking the stairs two at a time, dripping and sobbing, ran straight to Peter’s room. I pounded frantically on his door until he opened it. “Elizabeth?” he said, as I fell into his arms. “What’s going on? You’re sopping wet.”

I buried my head in his chest. “It’s Roni. I found her outside. She’s dead.”

Peter grabbed both of my arms and eased me back. “Dead? Are you sure?”

The horrible image of Roni’s dead, staring eyes came back to me and I pushed his hands away. “Yes, I’m sure. I’m not a medical expert, but usually when someone has blank, staring eyes and a large kitchen knife sticking out of her chest, it’s a pretty safe bet that she’s not coming back.”

“Christ! Are you okay?”

I covered my face with my hands and realized that I was still clutching the hotel key. “No. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap at you. It’s just... it’s just so awful. She’s lying out there... dead!” I looked down at the plastic card. It was from the Jefferson Hotel.

“What’s that?” Peter asked. Silently, I handed him the key. Confusion registered in his eyes.

“Where did you get this?” he asked.

“It was outside. By... by the body.” My legs turned to jelly. I must have swayed because Peter suddenly caught me and pulled me close. “Jesus. This is unbelievable,” he murmured.

Behind him, I could see Harry sprawled across his bed. He was snoring.

“Have you called the police?” Peter asked.

“No. I asked Chloe to do it.”

“Chloe’s here?” Peter asked with surprise.

My stomach lurched at the sound of his voice saying her name, but now didn’t seem the time to address the matter. “Yes,” I said, pulling away. I peeked up at him. He looked terrible. His face was haggard and his eyes bleary. “She and the crew were out back taking down all the chairs and stuff. They all ran over when I started screaming.”

“I guess we’d better let everyone here know what’s happened. Before the police arrive.”

We both turned and looked at Harry. He let out another loud snore. “He did that all night,” said Peter wearily, running his hand through his hair. “For some reason, I couldn’t get to sleep last night. I read until around three and even after that I didn’t sleep very well. I doubt I slept more than two hours.”

“Well, we’d better wake him,” I said. “I think he should be the one to break the news to Avery.”

Waking Harry and telling him that Roni was dead was not easy. Not because Harry was upset or anything. He was just extremely hungover. For the first five minutes, he swatted at Peter and me as if we were nothing more than bothersome flies. For the next five minutes, he seemed to think we were playing a prank on him. It was only when he heard the sirens screaming up the driveway that he took us seriously.

Within a half hour the whole house was up and gathered in the living room under the watchful eye of one Detective Paul Grant. He was probably only in his early fifties, but his sun-ravaged face and prematurely gray hair made him appear older. With his wide, solid body, blunt features, and crooked nose, he looked like an ex-boxer. Dressed expensively in a tailored gray pin-striped suit, crisp white linen shirt, and red-and-cream-striped silk tie, he looked like an ex-boxer who had done very well for himself. From the way he studied us with hooded gray eyes, he also looked as if he didn’t like us very much.

I can’t say that I blamed him. We didn’t present a particularly caring picture. Harry had to excuse himself twice to throw up. By comparison, David looked almost healthy. Claire stared bleakly out the terrace window, methodically chewing her fingernails. Blythe sat woodenly on the sofa, repeatedly offering to get breakfast started. It was an offer no one took her up on. Behind her, Graham paced up and down the carpet, trying to reach Bridget on her cell phone. Elsie sat in her usual high-backed chair. She watched Detective Grant with a thoughtful expression. Anna lay at her feet, alert and watchful. The only one who showed any real emotion over Roni’s death was Avery. After telling Detective Grant that he’d gone straight to bed after leaving the reception and had slept through the night, he’d fallen into a zombielike silence. He sat off to one side, slumped over in his chair, his head buried in his hands. Next to him, Millie stood with her arms firmly crossed over her massive chest, watching her patient with worried eyes.

A soft tapping at the French doors caught my attention, and everyone else’s for that matter. It was Chloe. She stood uncertainly on the threshold between the patio and the living room, her perfectly manicured hands still on the door, the heavy rain providing an almost Wuthering Heights–like backdrop for her beautiful image. Next to me, Peter stiffened. Just what the hell was the attraction with her, anyway? I mean, other than the fact that she was beautiful... and thin... and talented... and... I stopped. Not because I’d run out of things to list, unfortunately, but because the potential length of the list was making me nauseous.

“Excuse me?” Chloe said. “I was told that a Detective Grant wanted to see me.”

“Are you Chloe Jenkins?” Detective Grant asked. His appraising glance took in her snug little black gabardine suit, still crisp and clean despite the torrential rain outside. Even her black leather boots were spotless. Detective Grant tipped his head forward infinitesimally in a nod of approval. So she’s pretty and dresses nicely, I wanted to sneer. What kind of idiot wears leather boots—Prada leather boots, no less—during a rainstorm?

“I’m Chloe,” she answered. “Are you Detective Grant?”

“Yes. Please come in. I understand that you were on-site when Ms. Parker discovered the body?”

“Yes, sir,” Chloe answered, her eyes flickering in my direction. But her gaze did not rest on me. Instead, it landed slightly to my right, where Peter sat. I suppressed a childish urge to frantically wave my hand and call out, “Over here, dear!”

“I see. Please take a seat, Ms...” Detective Grant looked down at his notebook bound in glossy black leather and paused. “Is it Miss or Mrs. Jenkins?” he asked politely. Again Chloe’s gaze briefly landed on Peter before she answered wistfully, “It’s Miss .”

Was she kidding? She couldn’t have been more obvious if she’d wrapped her bra around her house key and flung it at Peter’s head. I looked about the room at everyone else to gauge their reactions to this gaudy spectacle, but no one had seemed to notice. Their eyes were all steadily focused on Detective Grant.

He cleared his throat. “I will need to take a statement from everyone. Is there somewhere private I can do that?” His voice was surprisingly soft, completely at odds with his appearance.

“I think the study will suit your needs admirably,” Elsie said. She rose gracefully from her chair and walked past Detective Grant. “If you will just follow me.”

Detective Grant turned and followed her. Pausing at the study’s doorway, she politely ushered him inside.