Dukes to the Left of Me, Princes to the Right

How could Natasha be so cruel?

And then embarrassment spread through Poppy from head to toe, scalding her face red. This was clearly no accident. She’d been played for a fool. And the worst of it was, the princess looked far more compelling a figure than she did. Natasha wore the dress dampened—dampened—to a perfectly respectable dinner party. A magnificent emerald necklace dangled between her breasts and glinted in the candlelight, calling every man’s attention in the room to her ample bosom.

“I’m sorry we’re late.” Natasha tossed her elegantly coiffed head. “Nicky here insisted on driving me himself.”

Poppy gulped. Nicky? She exchanged discreet looks with both Eleanor and Beatrice, both of whom conveyed to her with their eyes that they understood exactly how awful the situation was.

Drummond cleared his throat. “It was what any gentleman would do, Your Highness, when a lady sends an appeal for an escort.”

Natasha laughed. “You should give yourself more credit, Nicky. You went above and beyond to make me comfortable”—she drew a hand along his arm and gave a breathy sigh—“for which I thank you.”

This was too much. Poppy took a slow, discreet breath. The Duke of Drummond was her fiancé—at least for the time being. How dare the Russian princess act as if she were his lover?

She’d little time to fume, however, because Kettle announced the rest of the missing guests, the Lievens and Sergei. Countess Lieven was a supreme hostess herself, and both she and her husband were well acquainted with Lord Derby. Introductions were easy, but they eyed Poppy’s gown with faintly bemused expressions.

It was humiliating, to say the least.

Sergei looked back and forth between her and his sister. “Who cares about my sister’s gown?” he said in jovial fashion for all the company to hear. “She may have a bigger bosom, but she has only a duke to admire her, while you have a prince, Lady Poppy.”

Heavens, was that meant to be a compliment to her? If so, it was the rudest one she’d ever received, and it was an obvious slight to Drummond, as well.

There was an awkward silence.

It was her duty as hostess to cover it up, wasn’t it?

“Um, it won’t be long before dinner,” she said but could think of nothing scintillating to add.

Fortunately, Aunt Charlotte, Beatrice, and Eleanor took over. They began small conversations here and there, so that a few minutes later, it was as if her embarrassment had never happened.

“My little Spinster,” the prince murmured for her ears only in a corner of the drawing room, “you do look delectable. Have you thought any more about my proposition?”

“No, I haven’t,” she whispered back. “Because I’m not interested. I told you already. We’re friends only.”

It was at moments like this that Poppy most missed her mother. Mama would have come up with a sparkling comment about the gowns to make all the company laugh and feel at ease. She wouldn’t have needed her aunt and her friends’ help. Mama also would have devised a proper set-down for Sergei that would have shamed him and kept him well-behaved.

And later, after everyone had left, she would have wrapped her arms around Poppy and told her she could cry all she liked about having a bosom smaller than Natasha’s—there were some things a girl simply didn’t have to apologize for.

But Mama wasn’t here.

Poppy bent the fingers of her right hand so she could feel her mother’s rings squeeze into her palm. She made the decision to focus on her party, to be a superb hostess despite the fact that it had gotten off to a bad start.

So she brushed past Sergei and went straightaway to Natasha, hoping to ease the tension. “What a droll coincidence we’ve chosen the same gown,” she said warmly.

Natasha shrugged. “It’s of no consequence to me. But perhaps it should be to you.”

Poppy’s hand itched to slap the smug expression off the princess’s face, and her stomach roiled with the new and unexpected crisis of confidence. But she would deal with it as any good hostess would.

“You’re entirely correct,” she said, then excused herself from the room and hastened to the stairs. But she was stopped from ascending them by a hand on her elbow.

“Just where do you think you’re going?”

It was Drummond.

Her heart began to hammer. He’d been instrumental in her choosing to throw a dinner party tonight. And now she wasn’t sure she could carry it off.

She schooled her expression into a cool smile and turned. “I’m changing my gown.”

Drummond rolled his eyes. “Only women would call wearing identical dresses a disaster, but even so, the damage is already done. Why bother?”

She inhaled a breath. “Because it will diffuse the tension everyone is feeling. Besides, I can’t compare —”

“You’re right,” he interrupted her. “You can’t. Which is one reason the princess is so jealous of you and is milking the situation.”

“She’s hardly jealous. She looks much more—”

“Much more jaded than you, for starters. But enough of her. I’m your guest, too. So what about my comfort?”

“What about it?”

“I’d like a kiss. And a glimpse up your skirt. If not that, a squeeze of your bottom.”

“Absolutely not.” She made a face at him. “Leave me be. I’m going upstairs now.”

She’d better. Part of her desperately wanted him to squeeze her bottom, she realized. She lifted her hem and started walking quickly up the stairs.

“Fine,” he called up to her in a low tone. “Just know that if you change your gown, you’ll be telling Natasha that you agree she’s better than you. And for that, I’ll punish you by kissing you in front of all the company. We’re engaged, after all.”

She stopped climbing. She knew Natasha wasn’t better than she was. But wouldn’t a good hostess alleviate her guests’ discomfort?

“I’m only being a good hostess,” she said, not looking at him.

“Is that so? Then I wish all good hostesses to perdition. We have enough cowards in this world as it is.”

She bit her lip. The truth was, she was changing her gown because she felt second-best. Not because she wanted to be a good hostess.

It was a lowering thought.

“I’m serious,” Drummond went on. “Change gowns, and I’ll kiss you senseless in front of the countess. Who knows when you’ll get into Almack’s?”

“I told you—I don’t care about Almack’s.” Poppy gripped the stair railing and closed her eyes. She felt so confused. What would Mama have done about the gown debacle?

The picture came very quickly.

I’d have held my head up high, dear, and not let a rude princess make me feel small, in the bosom or in my character. You’re a Derby, and don’t ever forget it.

She must face the disconcerting truth. Drummond, rude man that he was, was right. And Mama would have completely agreed with him.

Poppy mustn’t let Natasha get to her.

And even though the duke was wise in his own way, Poppy certainly didn’t want him stealing any kisses, either. It was all well and good to make Lady Caldwell and Lord Caldwell think they were in love, but not the rest of the world.

She turned back around, descended the stairs, and swept by him.

“You’re incorrigible,” she muttered, and returned to the drawing room, aware of his low, amused laughter the