Magic Problem-Solving 101. The trainees called it Whatever Works.
I gave the trainees a problem. They could solve it any way they wanted. As soon as they succeeded, they could go.
I guess this wasn’t much like real school, where you have to stay until the end of the day even if you’re just doing busywork; but I’d never
I also thought Zia Rashid would approve. The first time Sadie and I trained with Zia, she’d told us that magic couldn’t be learned from classrooms and textbooks. You had to learn by doing. So for Magic Problem-Solving 101, we headed to the training room and blew stuff up.
Today I had four students. The rest of the trainees would be off researching their own paths of magic, practicing enchantments, or doing regular schoolwork under the supervision of our college-age initiates. As our main adult chaperone while Amos was gone, Bast had insisted we keep everyone up-to-speed on the regular subjects like math and reading, although she did sometimes add her own elective courses, such as Advanced Cat Grooming, or Napping. There was a waiting list to get into Napping.
Anyway, the training room took up most of the second floor. It was about the size of a basketball court, which is what we used it for in the evenings. It had a hardwood floor, god statues lining the walls, and a vaulted ceiling with pictures of Ancient Egyptians rocking that sideways walk they always do. On the baseline walls, we’d stuck falcon-headed statues of Ra perpendicular to the floor, ten feet up, and hollowed out their sun-disk crowns so we could use them as basketball hoops. Probably blasphemous—but hey, if Ra didn’t have a sense of humor, that was his problem.
Walt was waiting for me, along with Julian, Felix, and Alyssa. Jaz almost always showed up for these sessions, but of course Jaz was still in a coma…and that was a problem none of us knew how to solve.
I attempted to put on my confident teacher-face. “Okay, guys. Today we’ll try some combat simulations. We’ll start simple.”
I pulled four
“Felix?” I called. “No penguins.”
“Aw, c’mon!”
Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn’t fair to the birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins was undergoing psychotherapy.
“Begin!” I yelled, and the
Julian, a big seventh grader who’d already decided on the path of Horus, went straight into battle. He hadn’t quite mastered summoning a combat avatar, but he encased his fist in golden energy like a wrecking ball and punched the
Alyssa had been studying the path of Geb, the earth god. Nobody at Brooklyn House was an expert in earth magic, but Alyssa rarely needed help. She’d grown up in a family of potters in North Carolina, and had been working with clay since she was a little girl.
She dodged the
Nothing seemed to happen to the warrior, but when it turned to strike, Alyssa just stood there. I was about to yell at her to duck, but the
Alyssa grinned at me.
“Nice one,” I said.
Meanwhile, Felix found a non-penguin solution. I had no idea what type of magic he might eventually specialize in, but today he went for simple and violent. He grabbed a basketball from the bench, waited for the
He looked at me with satisfaction. “You didn’t say we had to use magic.”
“Fair enough.” I made a mental note never to play basketball with Felix.
Walt was the most interesting to watch. He was a
As for his path, Walt hadn’t decided which god’s magic to study. He was a good researcher like Thoth, the god of knowledge. He could use scrolls and potions almost as well as Sadie, so he could’ve chosen the path of Isis. He might have even chosen Osiris, because Walt was a natural at bringing inanimate things to life.
Today he was taking his time, fingering his amulets and considering his options. As the
[Don’t punch me, Sadie. It’s true!]
“C’mon, Walt,” Julian called. “Kill it already.”
“You’ve got this,” Alyssa said.
Walt reached for one of his rings. Then he stepped backward and stumbled over the shards of Felix’s broken
I shouted, “Look out!”
But Walt slipped and fell hard. His
I raced to help, but I was too far away. Walt’s hand was already rising instinctively to block the strike. The enchanted ceramic blade was almost as sharp as real metal. It should’ve hurt Walt pretty badly, but he grabbed it, and the
Walt looked stunned. He opened his hand, which was perfectly fine.
“That was cool!” Felix said. “What amulet was that?”
Walt gave me a nervous glance, and I knew the answer. It wasn’t an amulet. Walt had no idea how he’d done it.
That would have been enough excitement for one day. Seriously. But the weirdness was just beginning.
Before either of us could say anything, the floor shook. I thought maybe Walt’s magic was spreading into the building, which wouldn’t have been good. Or maybe someone below us was experimenting with exploding donkey curses again.
Alyssa yelped. “Guys…”
She pointed to the statue of Ra jutting out from the wall, ten feet above us. Our godly basketball hoop was crumbling.
At first I wasn’t sure what I was seeing. The Ra statue wasn’t turning to dust like the
The last of the statue crumbled away, and the pile of dung beetle husks began to move. Three serpent heads rose from the center.
I don’t mind telling you: I panicked. I thought my vision of Apophis was coming true right then and there. I