you're all a bunch of useless morons, and that can't be right, can it?'
No one answered.
Finnie nodded. 'Thought so. Well, you'll all be delighted to know that we'll be getting an internal enquiry from Professional Standards. Starting soon as we've finished here.'
That got a collective groan from the whole team, all twelve of them.
'Oh shut up. You think you've got it bad? What about the poor woman lying in intensive care with a bullet in her?' He glanced in Logan's direction. 'DS McRae: Superintendent Napier wants you first. Please, do us all a favour and make-believe you're a policeman for once. OK? Can you do that for me? Pretty please?'
There was a moment's silence as everyone looked the other way. Logan could feel his face going pink. 'Yes, sir.'
'And when you're finished there, you're on chauffeur duty. Maybe that'll keep you out of trouble for a while. Next slide.' Finnie nodded at his sidekick — a stick-thin detective sergeant with ginger hair like rusty wire wool — and the image on screen changed. An unremarkable man's face: mid-twenties, grinning at the camera in a pub somewhere. 'This is victim number five: Lubomir Podwoiski.'
Another nod and the photo changed. Nearly everyone in the room swore. The happy face was gone, replaced by the battered nightmare Logan had seen last night. The eyes just two tattered holes ringed with scorched tissue.
Someone said, 'Jesus…'
Finnie tapped the screen. 'Take a good, long look, ladies and gentlemen — because this is going to happen again, and again, until we catch the bastard doing it.' He left the man's ruined face up there for a whole minute. 'Next slide.'
Podwoiski disappeared, replaced by a letter with lots of different fonts in lots of different colours. 'It arrived this morning.' You let them in!!! YOU let them in and they RUN WILD LIKE DOGS. These Polish animals take our jobs. They take our women. They have even taken our God! And you do nothing.
Someone must fight for what is right.
I will do what I have to. I will BLIND them all, like I BLINDED the last one! And YOU will WADE in the burning blood of wild dogs!!! Finnie held up a collection of clear plastic evidence bags, each one containing its own little laser-printed message of hate. 'Five victims; five phone calls; eight notes. I want you all to read the profile again. I've got Doctor Goulding coming in at three to update it with the new victim, and it might be nice if we can give him some input that makes us sound like we actually have a clue what we're doing. Don't you think?' Meeting with Professional Standards was about as much fun as getting a tooth removed without anaesthetic. Superintendent Napier — the man in charge of screwing over his fellow officers the minute anything went wrong — droned on and on and on and on, letting Logan know exactly how half-baked and unprofessional Team Three had been during last night's raid. And somehow that was all Logan's fault… just because he was a Detective Sergeant and Guthrie was a mere Police Constable with a staple in his newly broken nose.
After two hours of having to explain every mistake he'd made for the last seven months, Logan was free to go. He stomped down the stairs, muttering and swearing his way out through the back doors and into the morning. Going to pick up a car so he could enjoy the privilege of ferrying DCI Finnie about.
The rear podium car park behind FHQ was a little sun-trap full of banished smokers sucking enough nicotine into their lungs to keep them going for another half hour. Logan worked his way through the crowd, making for the fleet of CID pool cars.
Bloody Finnie.
Bloody Finnie and Bloody Superintendent Napier.
And Bloody Grampian Bloody Police.
Maybe Napier was right? Maybe it was time to 'consider alternative career options'. Anything had to be better than this.
'Hoy, Laz, where do you think you're going?'
Damn.
He turned to find Detective Inspector Steel slouched against the Chief Constable's brand-new Audi, cigarette dangling from the corner of her mouth, big wax-paper cup of coffee resting on the car's bonnet. Her hair looked as if it had been styled by a drunken gorilla — which was an improvement on yesterday. She tilted her face to the sun, letting her wrinkles bask in the glow of a glorious summer's morning. 'Hear you had a spot of bother last night…?'
'Don't start, OK? I got enough of that from Napier this morning.'
'And how is everyone's favourite champion of Professional Standards?'
'He's a ginger-haired cock.' Logan stared at the shiny blue Audi. 'Chief Constable's going to kill you if he finds out you're using his pride and joy as a coffee table.'
'Don't change the subject. What did Napier say?'
'The usual: I'm crap. My performance is crap. And everything I touch turns to crap.'
DI Steel took a long draw on her cigarette and produced her own private smokescreen. 'Have to admit he's got a point with the 'turning to crap' thing. No offence, like.'
'Thanks. Thanks a lot. That's really nice.'
'Ah, don't be so sensitive. You're having a bad patch, it happens. No' the end of the world, is it?'
'Seven months isn't a 'bad patch', it's a-'
'Anyway,' she said, 'it's your lucky day: you get to accompany me on a tour of local primary schools. Some dirty old git's been trying to lure kiddies into his car with the promise of puppies and assorted sweeties.'
'Can't today,' said Logan, backing away, 'got to go visit the hospital and speak to our latest Oedipus victim, and that woman we-'
'Shot?'
'It was an accident, OK?'
'Aye, aye, Mr Tetchy-Trousers. Maybe I'll tag along? Show you how a real police officer questions witnesses.'
'Fine, you can ride in the back with Finnie.'
Steel clamped her mouth shut, sending a small cascade of ash spiralling down the front of her blouse. 'I'd rather have cystitis.'
'You're going to have to work with him eventually.'
'My sharny arse.' She took the last inch of her cigarette and ground it out against the Chief Constable's wing mirror. 'You have fun with DCI Frog-Face, I'll give someone else the benefit of my brilliance. Where's Rennie?'
'Not back till Friday.'
'Oh for God's… Fine. I'll take Beattie, you happy now?' She turned and stomped her way back through the rear doors, swearing all the way. Aberdeen Royal Infirmary wasn't a pretty building. A collection of slab-like granite lumps — connected with corridors, walkways and chock-a-block car parks — it had all the charm of a kick in the bollocks.
DCI Finnie hadn't said a word all the way over, he'd just sat in the back, fiddling with his BlackBerry. Probably sending bitchy emails to the Detective Chief Superintendent in charge of CID.
'If you don't mind me asking, sir,' said Logan, taking them on their second lap of the car park, looking for somewhere to abandon the shiny new Vauxhall, 'why didn't you take DS Pirie?'
'Believe me, you weren't my first choice. Pirie's got a court appearance this morning; soon as he's free you hand this over to him, understand? That way we might actually get a result.' Finnie watched as yet another row of badly parked vehicles went by. 'Well, much as I'm enjoying your magical mystery tour, I haven't got time. Drop me off at the main entrance, you can catch up later. Think you can handle that without screwing it up?'
Logan kept his mouth shut and did as he was told. Fifteen minutes later he slouched along the corridor to the intensive care ward, following an overweight nurse with tree-trunk ankles.
'Don't get me wrong,' she said, 'it's not their fault, but still: if you're going to move to a country, the least you can do is learn the bloody language.' She took a right, following the coloured lines set into the linoleum. 'Soon as they get a drink in them they forget how to speak English. Mind you, my husband's the same, but he's from Ellon, so what do you expect?… Here we are.'
She pointed to a private room at the end of the corridor. A uniformed PC sat by the door, reading a lurid gossip magazine with 'CELEBRITY CELLULITE!' plastered all over the cover.
