Nothing but money would get him out here this early.
At five a.m., Pacific Public Storage was a fog-shrouded dump-like one of those gloomy places they used for serial killer and drug shootout movies. Twenty-four-hour facility, but most of the bulbs supposed to light up the passageways between the units were out and the auctioneer had to use a flashlight.
At this hour, no one was fully awake except for the Asian guy. Lousy turnout compared with the other auctions Bob had attended. Just him and four other people and the auctioneer, a white-haired guy named Pete in a suit and tie. The suit was cheap and brown and the tie needed Viagra. Guy reminded Bob of those shabby lawyers hanging around the downtown court building, waiting to be assigned to a case.
L.A. law but nothing like
Bob would’ve loved to get hooked up with a good-looking girl attorney like on those shows, real passionate about defending him. Passionate about other stuff, too, after she saves his butt, the two of them…
Instead he got Mason Soto from the PD’s office, guy went to Berkeley, let that fact slip into the conversation three separate times. Trying to bond with Bob, like they were homeboys, talking about immigration, La Raza.
Mason Soto had grown up in San Francisco and thought the country should open its borders to everyone. Bob had been raised in West Covina by a third-generation Mexican American ex-marine firefighter dad and a fourth- generation Swedish American police dispatcher mom and both his brothers were cops and the whole family, including Bob, thought people should play by the rules and anyone who didn’t should get their ass kicked out.
He told Soto, “I hear you,” hoping that would get Soto to put out some extra effort, get him totally clear of the traffic warrants as well as the failure to appear.
Soto yawned through the trial and Bob ended up with a massive fine and ten days at County Jail, cut to five. Then reduced to an overnight stay because of overcrowding but, man, one day in that hellhole was enough.
The fine was a more enduring problem. Thirty-five hundred bucks that he needed to come up with in sixty days and none of his landscaping jobs had come through and he was already behind on his rent. Not to mention the child support. If Kathy decided to make trouble for him, he was screwed.
He missed the kids living in Houston with Kathy’s folks.
Truth be told, he missed Kathy.
His own damn fault. Screwing around with women he didn’t even care about, he still didn’t understand why he kept doing it.
He’d borrowed five hundred dollars from his mom, telling her it would go toward the fine. But the city wouldn’t take partial payment and he needed something to generate income so he could square up his rent as well as the fine.
Yesterday, the tree-moving company out in Saugus had called back, told him to come in, fill out forms, maybe that would pan out.
Meanwhile, he was doing what he could.
Up at four a.m., making sure he’d sail on the drive from Alhambra to Playa Del Rey, be at the storage facility when it opened.
He’d read about abandoned property auctions on the Internet a few months ago, forgot about it until being slapped with the fine. Not stupid enough to think he was going to come up with one of those treasures that made the papers-a Honus Wagner baseball card or a rare painting-his hopes were pinned on eBay.
Because people bought anything on eBay. You could sell a
So far, he’d attended four auctions, driving as far as Goleta-which turned out to be a total bust. But striking gold-silver, actually-right close to home.
Pasadena facility, seven-by-seven room piled high with neatly sealed boxes. Most of it turned out to be old moldy clothes that he ended up tossing in a Goodwill box, but there were also some jeans full of holes and a wad of rock-concert T-shirts from the eighties that eBayed pretty good.
Plus the bag. Little blue velvet Crown Royal drawstring full of coins, including buffalo-head nickels and a few silver dollars. Bob took all that to a coin dealer in Santa Monica, walked away with two hundred twenty bucks, which was a fantastic profit, considering his bid on the entire contents had been sixty-five.
He thought of paying his mom back, but decided to wait until everything was squared up.
A yawn overtook him and his eye blurred. Pete the auctioneer coughed, then said, “Okay, next unit: fourteen fifty-five,” and everyone dragged themselves up the murky tunnel-like hallway to one of the padlocked doors that lined the cement-block walls.
Flimsy doors, flimsy locks, Bob could’ve kicked any of them in. The storage facility got two hundred a month per, talk about a good scam.
“Fourteen fifty-five,” Pete repeated unnecessarily. Rubbing a rummy nose, he fiddled with a ring of keys.
The other bidders worked hard at looking disinterested. Two were chunky old women with braided hair, looked like sisters, maybe even twins. They’d gotten a sealed steamer trunk for forty-eight bucks. Behind them was a tall, skinny heavy-metal type wearing an AC/ DC tee, fake leather pants, and motorcycle boots, veiny arms more tattoo-blue than white skin. He’d just won the last two lots: a room full of dirty-looking, mostly creased paperback books for a hundred and fifty and what looked to be rusty junk for thirty.
The last participant was the Asian guy, midthirties, athletic-looking, wearing a spotless royal blue polo shirt, pressed black slacks, and black loafers without socks. So far he’d bid on nothing.
Freshly shaved and aftershaved, the guy looked sharp in the Beemer convertible he drove up in. Bob wondered if he was some kind of art dealer, had the nose.
Worth keeping his eye on.
Pete found his key to 1455, released the lock, opened the door.
“Stand back, folks, private property,” he said. Saying the same darn thing every time.
Due to some weird state law, abandoned goods belonged to the owner until the moment they sold. Meaning you couldn’t approach them or touch them until you’d bought them. Then poof, the owner’s rights disappeared like a minor fart.
Bob had never understood the legal system. When lawyers talked at him, it might as well have been in Martian.
Pete ran his flashlight over the contents of the cell-like space. Bob had heard of people jerry-rigging electricity and bunking down in storage units, but he didn’t believe it. You’d go nuts.
“Okay,” said Pete. “Let’s start the bidding.”
The Asian guy said, “Could you please illuminate it one more time.”
Pete frowned, but obliged. The space was mostly empty, except for half a bicycle frame and two black garbage bags.
Pete coughed again. “See what you need to?”
The Asian guy nodded, turned his back on the unit. Maybe a fake-out, planning to jump in at the last moment. Or maybe he really didn’t want it.
Bob didn’t see any point in bidding on this one. So far he’d found that garbage bags held mostly garbage. Though he needed
“Let’s hear a bid,” said Pete, not waiting before adding: “Fifty, do I hear fifty, fifty dollars, fifty, fifty dollars.”
Silence.
“Forty, forty dollars, bargain at forty dollars, metal on the bike is forty dollars.” Running the spiel, but without enthusiasm. So far, his commission hadn’t even added up to chump change.
“Forty? Nothing at forty? Do I hear thirty-five-”
Without turning around, the Asian guy said, “Twenty,” and Bob sensed something in his voice. Not shifty, more like… calculated.
Figuring the metal on the bike was worth something-just the pedals might be valuable to someone who needed pedals-Bob said, “Twenty-five.”
Silence.
Pete said, “Twenty-five, do I hear thirty, let’s hear thirty, thirty dollars-”
“Sure,” said the Asian guy. Shrugging, like he couldn’t care less.
Bob waited until Pete spieled a bit more, then came in for thirty-five.
Asian half turned. “Forty.”
