play a long time ago.'
'Dave, he's on the left side of where Flynn died. I can't take this stuff. I didn't know the guy was hit. Why didn't you yell at me?'
'I did. I think I did. Maybe I didn't. He should have thrown away the piece.'
We stood there like that, in the blowing wind and dust and the raindrops that struck our faces like marbles, the vault of sky above us exploding with sound.
TWENTY-SEVEN
THE ARGENTINE DWARF WHO CALLED himself Ruben Esteban could not have been more unfortunate in his choice of a hotel.
Years ago in Lafayette, twenty miles from New Iberia, a severely retarded, truncated man named Chatlin Ardoin had made his living as a newspaper carrier who delivered newspapers to downtown businesses or sold them to train passengers at the Southern Pacific depot. His voice was like clotted rust in a sewer pipe; his arms and legs were stubs on his torso; his face had the expression of baked corn bread under his formless hat. Street kids from the north side baited him; an adman, the nephew of the newspaper's publisher, delighted in calling him Castro, driving him into an emotional rage.
The two-story clapboard hotel around the corner from the newspaper contained a bar downstairs where newsmen drank after their deadline. It was also full of hookers who worked the trade through the late afternoon and evening, except on Fridays, when the owner, whose name was Norma Jean, served free boiled shrimp for family people in the neighborhood. Every afternoon Chatlin brought Norma Jean a free newspaper, and every afternoon she gave him a frosted schooner of draft beer and a hard-boiled egg. He sat at the end of the bar under the air-conditioning unit, his canvas bag of rolled newspapers piled on the stool next to him, and peeled and ate the egg and drank the beer and stared at the soap operas on the TV with an intensity that made some believe he comprehended far more of the world than his appearance indicated. Norma Jean was thoroughly corrupt and allowed her girls no latitude when it came to pleasing their customers, but like most uneducated and primitive people, she intuitively felt, without finding words for the idea, that the retarded and insane were placed on earth to be cared for by those whose souls might otherwise be forfeit.
A beer and a hard-boiled egg wasn't a bad price for holding on to a bit of your humanity.
Fifteen years ago, during a hurricane, Chatlin was run over by a truck on the highway. The newspaper office was moved; the Southern Pacific depot across from the hotel was demolished and replaced by a post office; and Norma Jean's quasi-brothel became an ordinary hotel with a dark, cheerless bar for late-night drinkers.
Ordinary until Ruben Esteban checked into the hotel, then came down to the bar at midnight, the hard surfaces of his face glowing like corn bread under the neon. Esteban climbed on top of a stool, his Panama hat wobbling on his head. Norma Jean took one look at him and began screaming that Chatlin Ardoin had escaped from the grave.
Early Wednesday morning Helen and I were at the Lafayette Parish Jail. It was raining hard outside and the corridors were streaked with wet footprints. The homicide detective named Daigle took us up in the elevator. His face was scarred indistinctly and had the rounded, puffed quality of a steroid user's, his black hair clipped short across the top of his forehead. His collar was too tight for him and he kept pulling at it with two fingers, as though he had a rash.
'You smoked a guy and you're not on the desk?' he said to Helen.
'The guy already had a hole in him,' I said. 'He also shot at a police officer. He also happened to put a round through someone's bedroom wall.'
'Convenient,' Daigle said.
Helen looked at me.
'What's Esteban charged with?' I asked.
'Disturbing the peace, resisting. Somebody accidentally knocked him off the barstool when Norma Jean started yelling about dead people. The dwarf got off the floor and went for the guy's crotch. The uniform would have cut him loose, except he remembered y'all's bulletin. He said getting cuffs on him was like trying to pick up a scorpion,' Daigle said. 'What's the deal on him, again?'
'He sexually mutilated political prisoners for the Argentine Junta. They were buds with the Gipper,' I said.
'The what?' he said.
Ruben Esteban sat on a wood bench by himself in the back of a holding cell, his Panama hat just touching the tops of his jug ears. His face was triangular in shape, dull yellow in hue, the eyes set at an oblique angle to his nose.
'What are you doing around here, podna?' I said.
'I'm a chef. I come here to study the food,' he answered. His voice sounded metallic, as though it came out of a resonator in his throat.
'You have three different passports,' I said.
'That's for my cousins. We're a-how you call it?-we're a team. We cook all over the world,' Esteban said.
'We know who you are. Stay out of Iberia Parish,' Helen said.
'Why?' he asked.
'We have an ordinance against people who are short and ugly,' she replied.
His face was wooden, impossible to read, the eyes hazing over under the brim of his hat. He touched an incisor tooth and looked at the saliva on the ball of his finger.
'Governments have protected you in the past. That won't happen here. Am I getting through to you, Mr. Esteban?' I said.
'
'What'd he say?' Daigle asked.
'He probably doesn't have a lot of sentiment about Mother's Day,' I said.
'That's not all he don't have. He's got a tube in his pants. No penis,' Daigle said, and started giggling.
Outside, it was still raining hard when Helen and I got in our cruiser.
'What'd Daigle do before he was a cop?' Helen asked.
'Bill collector and barroom bouncer, I think.'
'I would have never guessed,' she said.
Ruben Esteban paid his fine that afternoon and was released.
THAT NIGHT I SAT in the small office that I had fashioned out of a storage room in the back of the bait shop. Spread on my desk were xeroxed copies of the investigator's report on the shooting and death of Alex Guidry, the coroner's report, and the crime scene photos taken in front of the barn. The coroner stated that Guidry had already been hit in the rib cage with a round from a.357 magnum before Helen had ever discharged her weapon. Also, the internal damage was massive and probably would have proved fatal even if Helen had not peppered him with her nine-millimeter.
One photo showed the bloody interior of Guidry's Cadillac and a bullet hole in the stereo system and another in the far door, including a blood splatter on the leather door panel, indicating the original shooter had fired at least twice and the fatal round had hit Guidry while he was seated in the car.
Another photo showed tire tracks in the grass that were not the Cadillac's.
Two rounds had been discharged from Guidry's.38, one at Helen, the other probably at the unknown assailant.
The photo of Guidry, like most crime scene photography, was stark in its black and white contrasts. His back lay propped against the barn wall, his spine curving against the wood and the earth. His hands and lower legs were sheathed in blood, his shattered mouth hanging open, narrowing his face like a tormented figure in a Goya painting.
The flood lamps were on outside the bait shop, and the rain was blowing in sheets on the bayou. The water
