'Hookers and humps?'
'Yeah. Not exactly who you'd hire if Battaglia had you in his sights in a major investigation. Fine for a few nickel bags of dope and a stolen fur that should have been in mothballs,' I said.
'Give me a pair of sharp scissors and some elocution lessons, I could make Helena Lisi a contender.'
Lisi was short, squat, and pushing forty. She had drab brown hair that hung in straggly clumps below her buttocks, pinned in place from the front by a black velvet headband. Her accent called up some remote part of Brooklyn, and was aggravated by a dreadful, constant whine that cut through me like a saw.
'I'll take her just the way she is,' I said. 'If she had any more serious clientele than she's got, and she couldn't plead them out before trial like she does ninety-nine percent of the time, I couldn't make it through from opening to summation. The voice just wears me down.'
'You think Helena is pelican division?' Mike asked. He'd had a running gag for years, creating something he called the CPD-Chapman's Perpetrators' Dictionary-filled with street lingo for criminal justice situations. Lawyers appointed by the court were selected from a panel monitored by the Appellate Division of New York's Supreme Court, and the word 'appellate' had become universally bastardized by defendants, who referred to it as the 'pelican division.'
'An arraignment and criminal-court plea with Helena Lisi would probably fit fine in Mrs. Gatts's budget. Check with Nedim. I'd guess the mother paid for a private lawyer for her little girl.'
We were interrupted by Laura, my secretary, who told me that the judge's clerk wanted to speak with me. I picked up the phone on a nearby desk and punched the extension. 'Hello? This is Alex Cooper.'
'Judge Moffett asked me to give you a call. Dulles Tripping's foster mother just phoned. The boy is back at home, safe and sound.'
'What a relief,' I said, resting my forehead in my hand. 'Thank God that's been resolved successfully. Any idea where he's been?'
'Upstate with friends is all we've been told. Moffett's going to give you a few more days. He's putting the case over until next Monday-a week from today. He wants the boy to settle in at home, and then you can arrange your interview for the end of this week, when he's had a chance to calm down.'
'Thanks so much. Has the judge told Peter Robelon yet that he's going to allow me to interview Dulles? And the boy's lawyers?'
'Hey, Alex. Between the two of us-are we off the record?'
'Sure.'
'Well, don't get your hopes up. I overheard him talking to Robelon about the kid.'
'When?'
'Just now. Peter Robelon called to make sure that Mrs. Wykoff got through to Moffett with the news. I heard him say that the mistrial was a lock. He's giving you the extra time to humor you, and to get some kind of transition set up for Dulles, so that he's not returned to his father without controls and some kind of monitoring in place. But don't knock yourself out on your research, Alex, 'cause there's not a prayer in hell that Moffett is letting you go forward with your case.'
'Thanks for the heads-up,' I said. Good news, bad news.
Helena Lisi stood in the doorway. 'May I come in?'
Chapman stood and pulled up another chair. 'Take a number.'
'I don't need to sit, Alex. I've advised Tiffany not to cooperate with you.' Lisi's voice scratched like fingernails on a chalkboard.
'I'm really surprised. You've explained the new evidence to her? You told her she's looking at a murder charge?'
'D'you tell her that if Coop sends her up the river for slaughtering an eighty-two-year-old woman, P. Diddy'll be Puff Great-Granddaddy by the time she sees daylight?'
'I don't look at it that way, Detective. You don't have anything on Tiffany. She and her mother used to live on the same block as the deceased. Any of the kids will tell you she was in and out of Ms. Ransome's apartment all the time, just like the rest of them. Tiffany carried her groceries, helped her with laundry-'
'I'm talking a fresh set of prints, Ms. Lisi. Not old, not smudged.'
She ignored Chapman and kept talking to me. 'Actuarially, Alex, McQueen Ransome's life expectancy wouldn't have been-'
'What did you just say?' Mike asked.
'I said that if you look at an actuarial table for African-American women in the United States, living below the poverty level, you'll find that the average life span-'
'That is the single most stupid remark I've ever heard in my life,' Mike said. 'You're gonna stand in front of a judge at Tiffany Gatt's arraignment and ask for bail because Queenie would have dropped dead someday anyway? I'd like to take that hideous hank of hair you use for toilet paper and wrap it around your throat for about ten minutes, nice and tight so you can't breathe too good. Maybe when I let go it'll open up some of the arteries that are supposed to be feeding your brain.'
'You want me to advise my client to cooperate with someone who talks to me like this?' Helena asked. 'Her mother already thinks you're railroading her daughter, Alex.'
'Fingerprints in the deceased's apartment and Ms. Ransome's coat on her back. It's a compelling combination,' I said.
'What about the coat? The lady was hardly aristocracy. Explain to me how Ransome's name matches up to the monogram in the coat.'
I couldn't.
'Maybe she bought it at a secondhand shop,' Mike offered.
Helena Lisi ignored him. 'I told Tiffany everything. She doesn't want to talk to you and that's all there is to it. Can you get her back to Rikers before dinnertime so she doesn't miss a meal?'
I followed Helena across the hallway and into the conference room, where a female detective and her partner were guarding the teenager. As I entered the room to give them instructions to return the prisoner for lodging, Tiffany clicked her tongue against the roof of her mouth, letting out an audible 'tssssh' at the sight of me. She murmured to her keepers, 'What the bitch want?'
I told the team to get started back to the jail. As they directed Tiffany to stand up and placed the cuffs on her, she kicked against the table leg with the toe of her sneaker.
'I ain't got nothing to say to you, so don't be bothering my lawyer again, you hear?'
'Tiffany,' Helena said, flicking her hair off her shoulder, 'don't speak another word.'
'I can say whatever I want. She don't control me. I don't want to be in her office, I don't want her to be in my face-'
'Stop talking, Tiffany,' Helena said. 'I want you to be quiet right now.'
'Shit. My mother paying you, lady. Don't you tell me to shut up. You working for
'I'm asking you to be quiet, Tiffany, because I know what's best for you. I'm your lawyer.'
'Yeah, but that bitch ain't,' the girl said, jerking her head toward me.
'There's no reason to be saying anything,' Helena again cautioned her agitated client.
Tiffany looked up at me as the detectives tried to pull her along. 'You can't prove no murder case on me, sweetheart. By the time I got to that ol' lady's house, she was already dead.'
19
'How many times have you heard that one before? 'I was counting on killing Queenie, but she was already dead when I got there,'' Mike said, mocking the girl.
I didn't dismiss Tiffany Gatts's denial as easily as he did. 'It's one thing when you get that kind of statement thrown at you from somebody who's been through the system a few times. This kid's just flailing around like she's been hung out to dry. Maybe it's the truth.'
'Don't go all soft on me, blondie.'
