The gang was moving toward the Audi. David locked the doors and thought of how nice it would be to have a pistol of some variety, just for protection. Something to show the boys so they would take their fun and games elsewhere. But armed only with a cell phone, he stuck it to his ear and pretended to be in deep conversation as the gang moved closer and closer. They surrounded the car, chatting nonstop, though David could not understand what they were saying. Minutes passed as David waited for a brick to crash through a window. They regrouped at the front bumper, and all five leaned back casually, as if they owned the car and needed to use it as a resting place. They rocked it gently, careful not to scratch or damage it. Then one of them lit a joint, and they passed it around.
David thought about starting the engine and attempting to drive away, but that would create several problems, not the least of which was poor Wally getting stranded. He thought about lowering a window and engaging the boys in friendly banter, but they did not appear friendly at all.
From the corner of his eye, David saw Mrs. Cozart’s front door fly open and Wally storm out of the house. Wally reached into his briefcase, yanked out a very large black handgun, and yelled, “FBI! Get off the damn car!” The boys were too startled to move, or to move quickly enough, so Wally aimed at the clouds and fired a shot that sounded like a cannon. The five bolted, scattered, vanished.
Wally stuffed the pistol into his briefcase and jumped into the car. “Let’s get outta here,” he said.
David was already accelerating.
“Punks,” Wally hissed.
“Do you always carry a gun?” David asked.
“I have a permit. Yes, I always carry a gun. In this business, you might need one.”
“Do most lawyers carry guns?”
“I don’t care what most lawyers do, okay? It’s not my job to protect most lawyers. I’ve been mugged twice in this city, so I ain’t getting mugged again.”
David slid around a curve and sped through the neighborhood.
Wally continued, “Crazy woman wanted some money. Iris, of course, called and said we were coming over, and of course she told Mrs. Cozart about the referral fee, but since the old gal is nuts, all she heard was the part about the five hundred bucks.”
“Did you sign her up?”
“No. She demanded cash, which is pretty stupid because Iris should know that she took all our cash.”
“Where are we going now?”
“To the office. She wouldn’t even tell me her husband’s date of death, so I figure we’ll run a search and find out. Why don’t you do that when we get to the office?”
“But he’s not our client.”
“No, he’s dead. And since his wife is crazy, and I mean this woman is really nuts, we can get a court- appointed administrator to approve his lawsuit. More ways than one to skin a cat, David. You’ll learn.”
“Oh, I’m learning. Isn’t it against the law to discharge a firearm within the city limits?”
“Well, well, they did teach you something at Harvard. Yes, that’s true, and it’s also against the law to discharge a firearm with a bullet that goes into the head of another person. It’s called murder, and it happens at least once a day here in Chicago. And since there are so many murders, the police are overworked and have no time to fool with firearms that discharge bullets that fly harmlessly through the air. You thinking about turning me in or something?”
“No. Just curious. Does Oscar carry a gun?”
“I don’t think so, but he keeps one in a desk drawer. Oscar was assaulted once, in his office, by an irate divorce client. It was a simple no-fault divorce, uncontested on all issues, and Oscar somehow found a way to lose the case.”
“How do you lose an uncontested divorce?”
“I don’t know, but don’t ask Oscar, okay? It’s still a touchy subject. Anyway, he told the client that they would have to refile and go through the entire process again, and the client went crazy, beat the hell out of Oscar.”
“Oscar looks like he can take care of himself. The guy must’ve been a bad dude.”
“Who said it was a guy?”
“A woman?”
“Yep. A very large and angry woman, but a woman nonetheless. She got the drop on him by throwing her coffee cup-ceramic, not paper-and hitting him between the eyes. Then she grabbed his umbrella and started flailing away. Fourteen stitches. Vallie Pennebaker was her name, never forget her.”
“Who broke it up?”
“Rochelle finally got back there-Oscar swears she took her time-and she pulled Vallie off and settled her down. Then she called the cops, and they hauled Vallie away, charged her with aggravated assault. She countered with a lawsuit for malpractice. Took two years and probably five thousand bucks to get it all settled. Now Oscar keeps a piece in his desk.”
What would they think at Rogan Rothberg? David asked himself. Lawyers carrying guns. Lawyers claiming to be FBI agents and firing into the air. Lawyers being bloodied by unhappy clients.
He almost asked Wally if he’d ever been assaulted by a client, but bit his tongue and let it pass. He thought he knew the answer.
CHAPTER 12
They returned to the apparent safety of the office at 4:30. The printer was spitting out sheets of paper. Rochelle was at the table sorting and arranging stacks of letters. “What did you do to DeeAnna Nuxhall?” she growled at Wally.
“Let’s just say her divorce has been postponed until she can find a way to pay her lawyer. Why?”
“She’s called here three times, crying and carrying on. Wanted to know what time you’d be back. Really wants to see you.”
“Good. That means she found the money.”
Wally was scanning a letter from a stack on the table. He handed one to David, who took it and began reading. He was immediately hooked by the opening: “Beware of Krayoxx!”
“Let’s start signing,” Wally said. “I want these in the mail this afternoon. The clock is ticking.”
The letters were on Finley amp; Figg stationery and sent by the Honorable Wallis T. Figg, Attorney and Counselor-at-Law. After the “Sincerely” sign-off, there was room for only one signature. “What am I supposed to do here?” David asked.
“Start signing my name,” Wally replied.
“I’m sorry.”
“Start signing my name. What, do you think I’m signing all three thousand of these?”
“So, I’m forging your name?”
“No. I hereby give you the authority to sign my name on these letters,” Wally said slowly, as if speaking to an idiot. Then he looked at Rochelle and said, “And you too.”
“I’ve already signed a hundred,” she said as she handed another letter to David. “Look at that signature. A first grader could do better.” And she was right. The signature was an effortless scrawl that began with a wavy roll that was probably meant to be a W and then spiked dramatically for either the T or the F. David picked up one of the letters Wally had just signed and compared his signature with Rochelle’s forgery. They were slightly similar, but both were illegible and indecipherable.
“Yes, this is pretty bad,” David observed.
“It doesn’t matter what you fling down, can’t nobody read it anyway,” she added.
“I think it’s very distinguished,” Wally said, signing away. “Now, can we all get busy?”
David sat down and began experimenting with his scrawl. Rochelle was folding, stuffing, and putting on stamps. After a few minutes, David asked, “Who are these people?”
“Our client database,” Wally replied with great importance. “Over three thousand names.”
“Going back how far?”
