I dropped my head down, stared at the floor between my legs. “Oh, hell. I think I’m in trouble today.”
I looked up to see Walter’s glistening white teeth, as regular as the kernels on an ear of corn, lined up behind a malicious smile.
“I’ll give you first serve,” he said.
It was the only way I’d have a chance at him, the killer frame of mind he was in. He was tense, poised on the balls of his feet. Taking up position behind me, he danced around gingerly as if I was going to turn around and open up on him with a shotgun-and he wanted to be sure he could get out of the way. A lock of hair dropped down on his forehead, centered perfectly above his eyes. Even in sweaty disarray, this guy looked like something out of
I bounced the ball a few times, trying to get my timing right. Then I cocked my arm and let one fly. It wasn’t a bad serve, at least not for me, but I should have opened with a lob instead of a power serve. Walter was locked and loaded in the pissed-off position, just waiting for me to zing one by him.
He jumped to his right, sent the ball flying to the upper-left-hand comer. It took a slow bounce off the roof, then came straight down at me. There was no time to prepare; I raised my racquet and let the ball bounce off it. It landed fair, then dribbled back off the floor. Walter was there as fast as a rat, his racquet under the ball, flipping it expertly off the corner away from me. I lunged for it and wound up on the floor. The ball bounced lazily past me.
“Oh, hell,” I said again, pulling myself up.
I didn’t score a point for the next twenty minutes. I did manage to return a few serves, a couple of times even got into a volley, but that’s about all. Walter usually beat me, but this time he was slaughtering me. He played not with skill, but with a controlled fury, as if each shot off his racquet was a bullet aimed at the head of one of the suits who’d turned him down.
I was sweating like a linebacker in a summer workout, my gray YMCA sweatshirt several shades darker and heavier. The score was now 12-3 in the second game. I’d finally figured out that the only chance I had was to fake power serves and then give him slow lobs off the ceiling. The truth was, I was too tired to fire missiles at him anyway.
My serve went high, but I must have laid some heavy English on it, because it went off the back wall, zipped erazily to my right, onto the side wall, and then back toward the front wall, Walter ran like hell for it, but he was slightly off target and too far back. His racquet went across his body in a blur, whooshing as it missed its target. I was behind him, already raising my arms to celebrate getting one by him, when he slammed into the front wall and screamed like a kamikaze pilot.
He whipped around, sweat flying off him in all directions, and roared again. There was a look in his eyes of raw, uncontrollable rage, and for the tiniest part of a second, I thought he was going to come after me.
I dropped my arms, victory celebration over. “Hey, bro, chill out. Just a game, man.”
He tightened his arms around him, as if by pulling in on himself he could regain control.
“Sorry, man, guess I’m a little tense today.”
“Want to take a break?”
He pushed wet, straight hair off his forehead, spreading it back greaseball-style, and raised his racquet. “After this game.”
I stepped to the line again, wondering if his performance was just an attempt to psych me.
“What the hell,” I whispered to myself at the serving line, “I can take this guy.”
I put everything I had behind it. The ball hit the front wall to my left, a few inches off the floor. It was easily the best and hardest serve that ever came out of me. The ball zipped past my left shoulder in a blur. I didn’t even look behind, just dropped to a half squat, my legs cocked, ready to go after his return.
Only problem was, I never saw it. All I did was hear it. There was a loud pinging sound, then an echoing ring as the ball went past me unseen, like a Hollywood sound effect of a ricocheting bullet. The ball boomeranged past me and was gone before I could even figure out which direction it came from.
I looked around. Walter was behind me, relaxed now, grinning. I spread my arms, the outstretched racquet in my right hand like a frying pan.
“Where did it go?”
He pointed with his racquet. I turned; the ball had come to rest on the floor in the right-hand corner.
“Isn’t there a rule against breaking Mach I?” I asked. Walter laughed as he came to the serving line.
The game was over in about two minutes.
“Let’s take a break,” I panted. I stumbled over to the left wall and settled down in a puddle of my own sweat. Walter walked around in circles, nervously bouncing the ball, waiting for another chance to maul me.
“So what are you up to?” he asked.
I thought for a second. Client confidentiality was a big one with me. “You still my lawyer?” I asked.
He looked at me. “Of course, I’m still your lawyer. Any reason I shouldn’t be?”
“No, it’s just that I got my first client today.”
“No bull, man, that’s great! About freaking time.”
“Yeah, well, you know her.”
“I do?”
“Rachel. Rachel Fletcher.”
He dropped down in front of me, balanced on the balls of his feet, his racquet in front of him for balance.
“Rachel Fletcher?”
I smiled. Walter once had the hots for Rachel as well, but she had broken up with me and was already seeing Connie by the time they met.
“Yeah, Rachel.”
“She’s not divorcing that bastard she’s married to, is she?”
I smiled. “What, Walter, you waiting for your shot?”
“No, jerk off, just curious. That’s all. If anybody’s waiting for a shot at her, it’s probably you.”
“Maybe,” I said. “Maybe not. And no, she’s not divorcing him. But he’s into some bookies, and they’re starting to make threatening noises.”
“What for? I mean, what’s his game? Ponies? Football?”
“You know, I forgot to ask.”
He spewed out something that sounded like disgust. “Some detective.”
“Hey, give me a break, I just talked to her this afternoon. Haven’t had a chance to formulate my strategy.”
“Well, I hope you come up with a better strategy for him than you do racquetball.”
“Okay, buddy, that’s it,” I said. “I’ve taken as much of this as I’m going to take. Prepare to eat rubber.”
He laughed, stood up, turned his back on me. “Loser serves?”
I bounced the ball a few times, cocked my elbow, and let one fly. It wasn’t a bad serve, but Walter had no trouble getting to it. His return was a little weaker, though. Maybe he was getting tired, too. I made it to the ball just as it was waist high, then cross-armed it hard. It hit the left wall, bounced into the back wall, then headed toward the floor. I dodged as Walter streaked by me and, with a loud grunt, caught the ball and sent it flying toward the ceiling.
I caught it on the return and managed to send it back to him. We had a pretty good volley going, the best one of the day. A thought flashed through my head that this was fun, and that I was going to hate to see it end no matter who got that point.
My right foot hit a puddle of sweat just as I was lunging toward the right wall. Something in my ankle gave way; pain shot up the outside of my right leg all the way to my hip. I felt myself becoming airborne, and the next thing I knew, I slammed into the hard wooden floor, facing the ceiling, wondering which way was up.
Walter’s face appeared above me, an apparently genuine look of concern on his face. “You okay?”
I tried to focus on him and take a mental inventory of my physical state at the same time. My head took a nasty bang, but I figured it was more or less intact. The ankle, though, was another story. If I were lucky, it was only sprained.
“Nothing a heart transplant won’t cure.”
Walter grinned, reached out a hand to me. “Hell, boy, you can’t replace what you haven’t got.”
