suddenly dizzy and put the glass down. It had been a long day and I was as tired as Morton. Country and coal- mining music was grating enchantingly from the jukebox: the world about was at peace. For the moment. I was aware of a light scratching sound and glanced down at the boxes that leaned against the wall. Something moved in the darkness behind them. I watched in silence as a twitching nose and whiskers emerged. Then the head, the bar lights reflected in the rat's eyes. It appeared to be looking up at me.
'Get lost,' I said, 'before you end up in the stew.' I cackled at my own witticism.
'Jim diGriz, I must talk with you,' the rat said in a deep voice.
It had really been one of those days. Too much. I had not realized it but the strain was so great that I had cracked.
'Go away,' I hissed. 'You are a figment of my imagination and not a real rat at all.' I gulped the rest of my drink in a single swallow. The rat climbed up onto the box and looked at me.
'Of course I am not a real rat. I am Captain Varod of the League Navy.'
Gently, so as not to awaken Morton - this was my hallucination and I wanted to keep it for myself - I pried his drink from his slack fingers and drained it as well as my own.
'You've shrunk a bit since the last time I talked with you, captain,' I smirked.
'Stop playing the idiot, diGriz, and listen to me. This spyrat is controlled from our base. You were recognized and identified.'
'By who? The rat?'
'Shut up. This communication is limited because there is a chance their detectors will pick up the spyrat's broadcast signal. We need your help. You have penetrated their military base, the first agent to do so…'
'Agent? I thought I was the criminal you were shipping home for trial and persecution?'
'I said we need your help. This is vital. There are lives at stake. The generals are planning an invasion. We know that much from intercepting their communications. But we don't know where the landing will take place. Brastyr is a big continent and they might be attacking anywhere. There could be a lot of deaths. We must find out where they •plan to…'
The door to the bar burst open and a gun-waving officer burst in, followed by a technician weighted with electronic equipment.
'The signal is coming from that direction, sir,' the man shouted and pointed directly at me.
'What is that cagal-head private doing in the noncoms' bar?' I shouted, leaping to my feet and kicking the box as I did. The rat fell to the floor and I stamped on it. Hard.
'Don't get your cagal in an uproar, sergeant,' the officer said. 'This is a priority investigation.'
'Signal has stopped, sir,' the technician said, fiddling with his dials.
'Cagal!' the officer said, stuffing, his gun back into the holster. 'These alcoholics don't have a transmitter.'
'Could be the street outside, other side of the wall, A moving vehicle.'
'Let's go!'
The door slammed shut behind them. The barman wiped his glass. 'This happen very often around here?' I asked.
'Yeah. This is sure an uptight base.'
Morton snored heavily and I poked the crushed remains of the stainless steel rat with my toe. An omen? A gear wheel rolled out and rattled on the floor.
'Set them up again,' I called out. 'And take one yourself since the rest of these cagal-kopfs are in dreamland.'
'You're all heart, sarge. Just ship in?'
'Today.'
'An uptight base like I say …'
His voice was drowned out by the loud whistle from the TV as it turned itself on. The blackclad military announcer glared out of the screen just one more time.
'The spy who landed in Marhaveno has been identified. He attempted to disguise himself as a harmless draftee and was inducted into the army. Resolute police work has identified him by his clothing.'
Some police work. They just looked at their mail. I was beginning to think that sending my clothing from the reception center to the police station was not at all as funny as it had seemed at the time. There was a scratch of static and the announcer vanished from the screen to be replaced by another officer.
'Now hear this,' he shouted. 'As of this moment this entire base is sealed to outgoing. I repeat, Mortstertoro is locked tight, gates sealed, aircraft departures canceled. The spy who landed in Marhaveno has been identified as a recruit who was shipped to this base. Here is his picture.' My heart skipped a beat or two, then settled down as the blurred photo of Jak, from my stolen ID, appeared on the screen. I was still one jump ahead of them. It would soon be discovered that Jak5138 was no longer on the base and the search would go elsewhere. I took my drink and went back to the table to stare into the wide and frightened eyes of Morton.
'You want a drink?' I asked before he could speak. He gurgled and pointed at the screen.
'Did you hear that?' I asked, and kicked him under the table. 'Can't be much of a spy if he lets himself get drafted. Some spy! I'll bet you five he's caught and dead before dark.' When he relaxed slightly I went on in a hoarse whisper. 'It will take a long time to search this base…'
'No it won't … because they know just where to look. They know who you are, Jak. They'll go to Sergeant Klutz who will tell them he transferred you to Corporal Gow. Then they'll find Gow and…'
'And the trail will run cold. It will take them days to search a camp this size. And when they don't find the spy the first time they'll just do it again. They are not bright enough to consider having the computer check the records for the spy.'
'Attention!' the announcer on the screen called out, waving a sheet of paper. 'I have just been given this new information. The spy - and an accomplice - have managed to have themselves transferred from this base by illegal use of the base computer. All computer personnel are now under arrest and will probably be shot.' I turned away, not able to look Morton in the eye.
'Now that they know where to look,' Morton asked hollowly, 'how long will it take them to discover that we were never on that shipment? And then find out that a corporal and a sergeant who really were on that shipment were not on that shipment and are still here on the base?'
'How long?' I laughed, but there was a very hollow ring to it. 'Could take days, weeks, no way to tell.'
'How long?' I sighed deeply. 'They got some hotshot computer programs. Good security. I would say that we have maybe thirty minutes before they start looking for us.' His body shook as though he had received ten thousand volts and he started to jump to his feet. I reached out and held him down, then glanced at the bartender. He was looking at the TV.
'You're right,' I said. 'We get out of here, but slowly. On your feet. Follow me.'
As we started toward the door the bartender glanced in our direction.
'Where's the transient barracks?' I said. 'Out the back door, turn right. See you.'
'Yeah. See you.'
We strolled out the back door and turned left. It was getting dark which might help.
'You got a plan?' Morton said, eagerness in his voice. 'You know a way to get us out of this.'
'Of course,' I said, clapping him on the back. 'Every step planned. We go this way.'
I could hear the forced joviality in my voice; I hoped that he couldn't. He had to think that I knew what I was doing or he might crack. It was a white lie for the sake of his morale.
But what about my morale? I was holding it down successfully for the moment, but I could feel an awareness of dark panic knocking and ready to come in. I kept it at bay. We walked on down the company street, the lights coming on, lost in the milling military mass. How long would this last? The question was the answer: not very. The panic pushed a little harder.
I have heard it said that when a man knows that he is to be hanged, it concentrates his mind wonderfully. I wasn't going to be hanged, not for the present at least, but the foul breath of military prosecution on my neck was concentrating my mind almost as well. So much so that when an officer passed I turned to look at him. Turned and stopped until he vanished in the crowd. Morton was pulling feebly at my arm.
'What are you looking at? What's wrong?'
'Nothing wrong. Everything right. I know now exactly what we must do next.'
'What?'
