We were very silent on our return trip, scarcely aware of the manifold pleasures that rode with us in our Transport of Delight. Only behind the closed doors of our quarters did we let go. I nodded appreciatively as I listened while Floyd swore blasphemously and scatologically; he had a fine turn of phrase and went on for a long time without repeating himself.
'And I double that,' I said when lack of breath forced him to subside. 'We have indeed been hard done by.'
'We have,' Steengo agreed. 'But we have also been lied to.
'What do you mean?'
'I mean that Heimskur was selling us a line of old camel cagal. More than half of his so-called history of science and nature was pure propaganda for the troops. If we can't believe him about that - how can we believe him when he shovels a lot of bushwah about the artifact? Do you remember his last words?'
'No.'
'Neither do I. But I hope someone does. I imagine that you didn't notice it - but I was doing a lot of head- scratching and nose-picking while we were doing that tour.'
Floyd wasn't being bright today and gaped at the news. I smiled and put my index finger into my ear. 'Come in ear in the sky. Do you read me?'
'No but I hear you,' Captain Tremearne said through my fingernail.
'Good. But more important - did you listen in to our guided tour?'
'All of it. Very boring. But I recorded it anyway, the way you asked.'
'The way Steengo asked - credit where credit is due. Would you be so kind as to play back the last speech about the artifact.'
'Coming up.' After some clattering and high-pitched voices whizzing by our aged guide sounded forth.
'Discarded. Gone from Paradise. Non-existent. Men have no need of such rubbish therefore it is gone forever.'
I copied it down and got it right after a couple of repeats. 'That's it. Thanks.'
'There,' Steengo said, tapping the paper. 'Weasel wording. That tricky old devil was playing with us, knowing that we had some reason to be interested in the thing. He never said destroyed, not once. Discarded? That means it might be still around someplace. Gone from Paradise - could be anywhere else on this planet. But I particularly like the bit about men having no need for the thing.' He smiled a smile like a poker player laying down five Aces.
'If men have no need for it - what about women?'
'Women?' I felt my jaw hanging open and closed it with a clack. 'What about them? There are only men here?'
'How right you are. And right on the other side of the town wall is - what? I'm betting on women. Either that or an awful lot of cloning is going on in this place. I'll bet on nature and some kind of connection through the wall.'
My jawphone buzzed and Tremearne's voice echoed inside my sinuses. 'I agree with Steengo. And so does Madonette. She's already on her way along the wall to the city and will report as soon as she finds out anything.'
I started to protest, realized the futility, kept my mouth shut. 'It figures,' I said. 'The gang in charge here lie about everything else - so lying about the artifact just comes naturally. We'll have to wait… '
I shut up as Veldi knocked quietly, then opened the door. 'Good news!' he announced, eyes glowing with passion. 'Iron John has chosen to speak to The Stainless Steel Rats - in the Veritorium itself. An honor above all other honors. Hurry, gentlemen. But first brush your clothing and, with the exception of heroically-bearded Floyd, diple the five o'clock shadow now gracing your musical jaws. What pleasures do await you!'
Pleasures better lived without. But this was a royal command and no way to get around it. I took a bit of diple-fast and rubbed my jaw smooth, combed my hair and tried not to scowl at myself in the mirror. I was the last to emerge and we boarded the Transport of Delight in silence, rolled ponderously to our destiny.
'I wonder why all three of us?' Steengo said, sipping his glass of chilled wine. 'Last time it was you alone at the training-film session, wasn't it, Jim?'
'I have no idea,' I said, wanting to change the subject. Nor was I too pleased with his light-hearted attitude. I tried to think about Madonette going in alone to the other city, but my thoughts kept trundling back to Iron John. What was going to happen now?
When we entered the Veritorium I was surprised at how big it really was. It was better lit now and I saw that rows of seats reached up in a semicircle. They were all filled now with the oldest collection of Paradisians I had seen so far. Bald heads and gray hair, wrinkles and toothless jaws.
Iron John himself stepped forward to greet us. 'You are all truly welcome here - and these seats are for you.' They were three of the best in the front row - separated from the others. 'You are our honored guests, musical Stainless Steel Rats. This occasion is a special one - specially so for young James diGriz. You are the youngest man here, Jim, and very soon you will find out why. Your companions will, I am sure, watch with pleasure. Not only pleasure but I sincerely hope that they will learn by observation. Now we begin…'
Cued by his words the lights died and darkness filled the Veritorium. Footsteps sounded in the darkness, and there was a small laugh. Light appeared and I saw the small boy hurry forward, stumbling a bit under the weight of the box he was carrying. He put it down and opened the lid, took out a top that started spinning when he touched its switch. Then he took out a tray of blocks, started to build a tower with them. When it was high enough he turned to take another toy out of the box. He was a very concentrated, very intense young boy, about eight years old. He rummaged deeper in the box, then looked around with a childish frown.
'Don't hide, teddy,' he said. Looked behind the toy box, then into it again and then - with sudden determination - turned and hurried off. He vanished from sight but I could hear his footsteps going away, stopping. Then coming back. Carrying a teddy bear. A commonplace, slightly worn, very ordinary teddy bear. He propped it against the toy box and started building a second tower from the blocks.
The scene grew lighter and I realized we were back in the castle courtyard. The boy was alone - or was he? Something was there in the darkness, a shape that grew clearer.
It was an iron cage and, sitting silently, inside it was Iron John. The boy shouted and knocked over the block towers, ran to pick up the strewn blocks. Looked at Iron John, then away. The cage and its occupant must be a familiar sight to him.
Nothing else happened. The boy played, Iron John watched him in silence. Yet there was an electric tension in the air that made it hard to breathe. I knew that something vitally important was about to happen, and when the boy reached again into the toy box I found myself leaning forward.
When he took the small golden ball from the box I realized that I had been holding my breath; I let it out with a gasp. Nor was I the only one for around me in the darkness there were echoes of my gasp.
The ball bounced and rolled and the boy laughed with pleasure.
Then he threw it once, harder than intended, and it rolled and rolled. Through the bars of the iron cage to stop at Iron John's feet.
'My ball,' the boy said. 'Give it back.'
'No,' Iron John said. 'You must unlock this cage and let me out. Then you will have your golden ball back.'
'Locked,' the boy said.
Iron John nodded. 'Of course. But you know how to find the key.'
The boy was shaking his head no as he backed away.
'Where is the key?' the man in the cage asked, but the boy was gone. 'Where is the key? But you are only a boy. Perhaps you are too young to know where the key is. You must be older to find the key.'
There were murmurs of agreement from the invisible audience. It was very important to find the key, I knew that. The key…
It was then that I became aware that Iron John was looking at me. He was there in the cage; it wasn't a holoflic. He looked at me and nodded.
'Jim, I'll bet you know where the key is. You are no longer a boy. You can find it - now.'
His voice was a goad. I was on my feet, walking forward to the box of toys. My foot touched a block and it rattled aside.
'The key is in the toy box,' I said, but I didn't believe the words even as I spoke them. I looked at Iron John
