Death of a Doxy (Crime Line)

Go-go-go-go-go-go,

Big man, big man,

Be big, do big,

Lo-o-o-o-o-o-ove big,

Go!'

She extended two long, bare, well-shaped arms to him and said, 'Now the orchids. Show me!'

It was impressive. So, I admit, was Wolfe. He was giving her exactly the same scowl I have often seen him give a crossword puzzle that had him stumped. He switched the scowl to me and demanded, 'Did you suggest this?'

'No,' she said. 'Nobody ever suggests anything to me; they don't have to. Now the orchids, big man. Go!'

'Miss Jackson,' he said.

'Not here,' she said. 'I'm Julie Jaquette.'

'Not here,' he said. 'It's conceivable that long ago, in different circumstances, I might have appreciated your performance, but not here and -'

'It's not a performance, man, it's me.'

'I don't believe it. The creature who pranced in here and mouthed that doggerel couldn't possibly eat or sleep or read or write – or love. Are you capable of love?'

'Ha! Am I!'

Wolfe nodded. 'You see? One minute ago you would have said, 'Am I, man.' We're making progress. As for your wish to see my orchids, that can easily be gratified. Either Mr. Panzer or Mr. Goodwin can take you to them at a suitable hour, perhaps tomorrow. Now we have other business, and little time. Do you want the man who killed Isabel Kerr to be exposed and punished?'

'Yes, damn him, I do. I do, man.'

Wolfe made a face. 'Don't revert. I too want him exposed, because that's the only feasible way to get a man who is in custody released. Orrie Cather. Miss Kerr may have told you of him.'

She stared down at him from her five feet nine. 'Are you sick?' she demanded.

'No. I am sour, but I'm not sick. If you think Mr. Cather killed her, you're wrong, he didn't, and I'm going to find out who did. Did you?'

Saul and I were standing between her and the door. She turned to us and said distinctly, 'You rat.'

'Not guilty,' Saul said. 'You made it plain right away that you thought he killed her. You also made it plain -'

'You said Nero Wolfe wanted me to help nail him.'

'I did not. I merely said he wanted you to help. You also made it plain that you would tell me nothing.'

She glanced around, went to my chair at my desk, sat, and eyed Wolfe. It would have been quite a lifting job for both of us, so I went to the red leather chair and Saul moved up one of the yellow ones.

'So you think you're going to bounce him,' she said. 'Because he works for you. Nuts. Tell me how.'

Wolfe shook his head. 'I can't. I don't know. Manifestly you are satisfied that he's guilty, and of course you have told the police why, but it hasn't fully satisfied them. He is being held only as a material witness. If you care to, try to satisfy me. Why are you so sure?'

'Damn it, I warned her,' she said.

'You warned her that Mr. Cather would kill her?'

'No, but I warned her there was no telling what he would do. I suppose you know he wanted to marry another girl?'

'Yes.'

'So it was an ungodly mess, the kind people get into when a screw gets loose. They had a perfect setup, the damn fools. Whoever was paying her bills, she never told me who it was, he had a place with her in it whenever he needed a change, and you couldn't beat that. She had the place to herself most of the time, and she had a man who did her good, and you couldn't beat that. He had a woman who suited him, ready for him nearly any time, for nothing, and you couldn't beat that. A perfect setup. But she decides she has got to marry him, and he decides he has got to marry some other dame, and even she has got a good job – an airline stewardess. You know that?'

'Yes.'

'So she could stay loose too if she had any brains. None of them had any brains. I warned Isabel she had better deal him out, he had the sweat up and might do anything, but she wouldn't listen. She put the sting on him, and he killed her. When people's brains quit working, just go somewhere else. But he killed her, and now he'll have to go somewhere else.'

'You have told the police all this?'

'I sure have.'